LONDON // Few things are guaranteed to inflame Britain's chattering classes more than a perceived assault on the English language.
So government educationalists probably knew they were about to ignite a firestorm when they included a proposal in new guidance to be sent to primary schools that teachers drop the generations-old mnemonic of "i before e except after c".
Not only has the proposal led to explosions of righteous indignation but it is also generating a wider debate on whether many antiquated English spellings should be changed and hauled into the 21st century.
The 124-page Support for Spelling document, which will be distributed to more than 13,000 schools in England and Wales as part of a national strategy to improve teaching methods for children under 11, is supposed to make lessons more engaging.
But the proposal to drop the "i before e" rule, which has been chanted by children for as long as anyone can remember, has caused near apoplexy among traditionalists.
According to the document: "The i before e rule is not worth teaching. It applies only to words in which the 'ie' or 'ei' stand for a clear 'ee' sound. Unless this is known, words such as "sufficient" and "veil" look like exceptions.
"There are so few words where the 'ei' spelling for the 'ee' sounds follows the letter 'c' that it is easier to learn the specific words."
This has proved fighting talk for many, especially as the full rhyme actually runs: "I before e except after c when the sound is ee." Sometimes this is followed by: "Or when the sound is 'a' as in neighbour and weigh."
Ignoring the fact that even this does not apply to words such as seize, Bethan Marshall, a senior English lecturer at King's College London, stoutly defends the rule. "It's a very easy rule to remember and one of the very few spelling rules that I can remember and that's why I would stick to it," she said.
"If you change it and say we won't have this rule, we won't have any rules at all, then spelling, which is already terribly confusing, becomes more so."
Judy Parkinson, author of the best-selling book I Before E (Except After C), told The Daily Telegraph: "There are words that it doesn't fit, but I think teachers could always get a discussion going about the 'i before e' rule and the peculiarities of the English language, and have fun with it. That's the best way to learn."
But Jack Bovill, chairman of the Spelling Society, told the BBC yesterday that the mnemonic was useless. "There are so many exceptions that it's not really a rule," he said.
Greg Brooks, a literacy expert and former lecturer at the University of Sheffield, went further and told the Times Educational Supplement that the rule was thoroughly misleading.
With Pandora's box now fully open, the general public rushed into the discussion. "We had fun learning the exceptions to i before e, which we remembered with the sentence: 'Sheila, the counterfeiter, was seized by a weird thought at the weir'," Richard Bird wrote in an e-mailed comment to the BBC.
The debate now includes the question of whether the whole English spelling system should be overhauled. Mr Bovill, for one, believes it should.
"English spelling needs to evolve to suit the people, not for people to evolve to suit it," he said.
Masha Bell, an author who has long campaigned for English spelling to be simplified, added: "Children are having to fill their heads with this rubbish because spelling is rubbish. I think the spelling system should be reformed. We could get rid of the silliest anomalies."
Mr Bovill and Prof Marshall agree that one spelling long overdue for change is the rule (in British English, but not US English) that practise has an "s" as a verb, but is spelt practice as a noun.
"The problem is," Prof Marshall admitted disarmingly, "that I don't spell particularly magnificently myself. Luckily, computers these days all have spellcheckers."
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Investing in disruptive technology can be a bumpy ride, as investors in Tesla were reminded on Friday, when its stock dropped 7.5 per cent in early trading to $575.
It recovered slightly but still ended the week 15 per cent lower and is down a third from its all-time high of $883 on January 26. The electric car maker’s market cap fell from $834 billion to about $567bn in that time, a drop of an astonishing $267bn, and a blow for those who bought Tesla stock late.
The collapse also hit fund managers that have gone big on Tesla, notably the UK-based Scottish Mortgage Investment Trust and Cathie Wood’s ARK Innovation ETF.
Tesla is the top holding in both funds, making up a hefty 10 per cent of total assets under management. Both funds have fallen by a quarter in the past month.
Matt Weller, global head of market research at GAIN Capital, recently warned that Tesla founder Elon Musk had “flown a bit too close to the sun”, after getting carried away by investing $1.5bn of the company’s money in Bitcoin.
He also predicted Tesla’s sales could struggle as traditional auto manufacturers ramp up electric car production, destroying its first mover advantage.
AJ Bell’s Russ Mould warns that many investors buy tech stocks when earnings forecasts are rising, almost regardless of valuation. “When it works, it really works. But when it goes wrong, elevated valuations leave little or no downside protection.”
A Tesla correction was probably baked in after last year’s astonishing share price surge, and many investors will see this as an opportunity to load up at a reduced price.
Dramatic swings are to be expected when investing in disruptive technology, as Ms Wood at ARK makes clear.
Every week, she sends subscribers a commentary listing “stocks in our strategies that have appreciated or dropped more than 15 per cent in a day” during the week.
Her latest commentary, issued on Friday, showed seven stocks displaying extreme volatility, led by ExOne, a leader in binder jetting 3D printing technology. It jumped 24 per cent, boosted by news that fellow 3D printing specialist Stratasys had beaten fourth-quarter revenues and earnings expectations, seen as good news for the sector.
By contrast, computational drug and material discovery company Schrödinger fell 27 per cent after quarterly and full-year results showed its core software sales and drug development pipeline slowing.
Despite that setback, Ms Wood remains positive, arguing that its “medicinal chemistry platform offers a powerful and unique view into chemical space”.
In her weekly video view, she remains bullish, stating that: “We are on the right side of change, and disruptive innovation is going to deliver exponential growth trajectories for many of our companies, in fact, most of them.”
Ms Wood remains committed to Tesla as she expects global electric car sales to compound at an average annual rate of 82 per cent for the next five years.
She said these are so “enormous that some people find them unbelievable”, and argues that this scepticism, especially among institutional investors, “festers” and creates a great opportunity for ARK.
Only you can decide whether you are a believer or a festering sceptic. If it’s the former, then buckle up.
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