Uhh ... how come this mummy says 'Made in China'?



Dumbest looters in Cairo

made off with cheap copies of the treasures in the Egyptian Museum because they failed to realise they had broken into the gift shop.

Taking advantage of the removal of police from the area, the thieves climbed over walls and forced open doors to the museum shop.

With priceless artefacts just a few metres away, they made off instead with tourist souvenirs.

Zahi Hawass, the head of Egypt's antiquities department, said: "I'm glad that those people were idiots. They looted the museum shop. Thank God they thought that the museum shop was the museum."

Bag a steak and a bag

A restaurant chain in New York has begun selling handbags made from the hides of cows that provide its steaks.

Prices range from US$300 (Dh1,100) to $400 and the bags are sold exclusively to customers who have eaten the animals at Marlow & Sons.

The owners say the range of bags is to "honour" the animals. Kate Huling, the designer, who is married to the one of the owners, said:

"You can eat a burger, and that animal sacrifice for you is just gone. Whereas with the bag, that's something that can last for generations and generations."

There are now plans to expand the range to belts, wallets, rabbit fur hats and lambswool sweaters.

Very confined in a cell

A prisoner described as "a giant" has been refused permission to move out of his Dutch cell because it is too small.

The inmate, named as "Angelo MacD", had asked to serve the remainder of his two-year sentence for fraud under house arrest.

Weighing 230kg and 2.07 metres tall, he had complained of problems sleeping and using the toilet. His lawyer, Bas Martens, said his client is a giant straight out of the comic books "a metre wide and a metre deep".

But a Dutch appeal court ruled that although the cell conditions were cramped they were not "inhumane".

Wikipedia for robots

Scientists in Europe say a new network, called RoboEarth, will allow robots to update data as soon as they complete a task.

The idea is to help the machines learn from the experiences of others, according to Markus Waibel of the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology.

"Wikipedia is something that humans use to share knowledge, that everyone can edit, contribute knowledge to and access. Something like that does not exist for robots, " he said.

Sainsbury's is all heart

The British supermarket chain Sainsbury's has grown cucumbers in specially shaped moulds to create a heart shape when sliced.

A spokeswoman for the supermarket said: "Valentine's Day carries such an element of surprise we hope this year's 'fun love' cucumber will get hearts racing, whether it's in a romantic packed lunch or a lovingly prepared salad."

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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.

Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.

Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.

“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.

Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.

From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.

Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.

BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.

Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.

Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.

“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.

“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.

“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”

The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”

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Ways to control drones

Countries have been coming up with ways to restrict and monitor the use of non-commercial drones to keep them from trespassing on controlled areas such as airports.

"Drones vary in size and some can be as big as a small city car - so imagine the impact of one hitting an airplane. It's a huge risk, especially when commercial airliners are not designed to make or take sudden evasive manoeuvres like drones can" says Saj Ahmed, chief analyst at London-based StrategicAero Research.

New measures have now been taken to monitor drone activity, Geo-fencing technology is one.

It's a method designed to prevent drones from drifting into banned areas. The technology uses GPS location signals to stop its machines flying close to airports and other restricted zones.

The European commission has recently announced a blueprint to make drone use in low-level airspace safe, secure and environmentally friendly. This process is called “U-Space” – it covers altitudes of up to 150 metres. It is also noteworthy that that UK Civil Aviation Authority recommends drones to be flown at no higher than 400ft. “U-Space” technology will be governed by a system similar to air traffic control management, which will be automated using tools like geo-fencing.

The UAE has drawn serious measures to ensure users register their devices under strict new laws. Authorities have urged that users must obtain approval in advance before flying the drones, non registered drone use in Dubai will result in a fine of up to twenty thousand dirhams under a new resolution approved by Sheikh Hamdan bin Mohammed, Crown Prince of Dubai.

Mr Ahmad suggest that "Hefty fines running into hundreds of thousands of dollars need to compensate for the cost of airport disruption and flight diversions to lengthy jail spells, confiscation of travel rights and use of drones for a lengthy period" must be enforced in order to reduce airport intrusion.

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