Leon Panetta, the US defence secretary, was in Kabul this week, inviting Afghan President Hamid Karzai to the White House. On Thursday, he popped over to Kandahar, met some US and allied soldiers, and spoke cheerfully to reporters about how much the Taliban and Al Qaeda have been weakened.
A few hours later a suicide bomber, as if mocking Mr Panetta, killed one US soldier and three Afghan civilians, while wounding at least 20 other people, in an attack right outside the fortified Kandahar base.
Plainly, US optimism - and the time-honoured strategy known as "declare victory and get out" - are far distant from the realities of Afghanistan. The military gains of 2011 and this year, so touted by Mr Panetta, are plainly transitory where they are not illusory.
As always, the real solution will be political, and yet the US has made little progress down that avenue. After 11 years, $642 billion (Dh24 trillion) spent by the US alone, and untold numbers of Afghans and others killed - and with the "drawdown" of US forces set for 2014 - a political solution seems as far away as ever.
But is it? There is no certainty that the weak Karzai government will be a major player in the post-2014 Afghanistan; Mr Karzai is derisively called the "mayor of Kabul", his policemen keep defecting and just this week US inspectors said devices at Kabul airport, intended to monitor the amount of cash high-ranking Afghans take out of the country, are routinely eluded, ignored or not even connected.
A post-withdrawal Afghanistan unified under a federal government in Kabul is a distant dream. The country will be ruled - as it always has been - by a patchwork of ethnic, regional, tribal and other leaders.
A peaceful transition will, by definition, include erstwhile enemies in that political solution. From the outside, this may seem self-defeating as elements of the Taliban are brought into a government that has been fighting them. Some of these Taliban were, after all, responsible for the medieval barbarity that characterised Kabul of the mid-1990s.
But the Taliban are not monolithic. The Pakistan-sponsored deal in recent weeks has encouraged western powers to take certain Taliban members off terrorist black lists, which would allow them to participate in the new political order. This is only common sense - many politicians already in Kabul are self-professed former Taliban.
The challenge, more acute as US withdrawal approaches, is to find ways to assemble a political coalition, however loose, that will give Afghans some measure of control over their own valleys and villages and towns. The United States has done little to broker that solution - now it must not stand in the way.
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Saturday April 27: Awards ceremony, 4pm and 8pm
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Label: Parlophone/Atlantic
Number of tracks: 10
Rating: 3/5
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Publisher: Activision
Console: PlayStation 4 & 5, Windows, Xbox One & Series X/S
Rating: 3.5/5
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hall of shame
SUNDERLAND 2002-03
No one has ended a Premier League season quite like Sunderland. They lost each of their final 15 games, taking no points after January. They ended up with 19 in total, sacking managers Peter Reid and Howard Wilkinson and losing 3-1 to Charlton when they scored three own goals in eight minutes.
SUNDERLAND 2005-06
Until Derby came along, Sunderland’s total of 15 points was the Premier League’s record low. They made it until May and their final home game before winning at the Stadium of Light while they lost a joint record 29 of their 38 league games.
HUDDERSFIELD 2018-19
Joined Derby as the only team to be relegated in March. No striker scored until January, while only two players got more assists than goalkeeper Jonas Lossl. The mid-season appointment Jan Siewert was to end his time as Huddersfield manager with a 5.3 per cent win rate.
ASTON VILLA 2015-16
Perhaps the most inexplicably bad season, considering they signed Idrissa Gueye and Adama Traore and still only got 17 points. Villa won their first league game, but none of the next 19. They ended an abominable campaign by taking one point from the last 39 available.
FULHAM 2018-19
Terrible in different ways. Fulham’s total of 26 points is not among the lowest ever but they contrived to get relegated after spending over £100 million (Dh457m) in the transfer market. Much of it went on defenders but they only kept two clean sheets in their first 33 games.
LA LIGA: Sporting Gijon, 13 points in 1997-98.
BUNDESLIGA: Tasmania Berlin, 10 points in 1965-66
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UAE jiu-jitsu squad
Men: Hamad Nawad and Khalid Al Balushi (56kg), Omar Al Fadhli and Saeed Al Mazroui (62kg), Taleb Al Kirbi and Humaid Al Kaabi (69kg), Mohammed Al Qubaisi and Saud Al Hammadi (70kg), Khalfan Belhol and Mohammad Haitham Radhi (85kg), Faisal Al Ketbi and Zayed Al Kaabi (94kg)
Women: Wadima Al Yafei and Mahra Al Hanaei (49kg), Bashayer Al Matrooshi and Hessa Al Shamsi (62kg)
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- Ben Bradley
- Andrew Bridgen
- Maria Caulfield
- Simon Clarke
- Philip Davies
- Nadine Dorries
- James Duddridge
- Mark Francois
- Chris Green
- Adam Holloway
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- Anne-Marie Morris
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- Laurence Robertson
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● Company: Bidzi
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Tree of Hell
Starring: Raed Zeno, Hadi Awada, Dr Mohammad Abdalla
Director: Raed Zeno
Rating: 4/5
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COMPANY PROFILE
Name: HyperSpace
Started: 2020
Founders: Alexander Heller, Rama Allen and Desi Gonzalez
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Entertainment
Number of staff: 210
Investment raised: $75 million from investors including Galaxy Interactive, Riyadh Season, Sega Ventures and Apis Venture Partners
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