With less than 12 hours until the transfer window slams shut, Manchester United once again find themselves playing the unwanted role of the panicked Christmas shopper who realises he has left it too late to buy the presents he wanted.
Despite spending £150 million (Dh848m) on new signings during his first season in charge and then spending nearly £80 million on Morgan Schneiderlin, Memphis Depay, Bastian Schweinsteiger and Matteo Darmian in recent months, United manager Louis van Gaal is still unhappy with the make-up of his squad.
Frustrated at missing out on several of his top targets, the Dutchman has been left with an unbalanced group heavy on midfielders but short on quality support for star striker Wayne Rooney, lacking an elite central defender and missing a top goalkeeper to replace possibly-still-Real Madrid-bound David de Gea.
United's design flaws, which threaten to leave Van Gaal's side lagging behind Premier League pace-setters Manchester City, were on full display in their 2-1 defeat at Swansea City on Sunday.
And that has thrown the spotlight on United’s slap-dash approach to their recruitment.
The main complaints have focused on Ed Woodward, United’s beleaguered executive vice chairman.
Read more: Greg Lea on what to watch for in England as the transfer deadline arrives
Charged with delivering the signings that Van Gaal desires, Woodward has struggled to fulfil the Dutchman’s wishes, reviving memories of his chaotic introduction to the role in the first days of David Moyes’s ill-fated reign in 2013.
Back then bold talk of a marquee signing ended with rebuffed approaches for Cristiano Ronaldo, Gareth Bale and Cesc Fabregas and the far-less-inspiring sight of Marouane Fellaini pulling on a United shirt.
This time around, Woodward has suffered the embarrassment of flying to Spain to conclude a deal for Barcelona’s Pedro only to discover the Spain winger had decided to join Chelsea, instead.
Faced with De Gea’s determination to force through a transfer to Real, Woodward has tried to play hardball over his wish for a £33m fee, but reports on Monday suggested agent Jorge Mendes has browbeaten him into letting the Spaniard, who has only a year left on his contract, leave for much less, albeit with replacement keeper Keylor Navas said to be included in the deal.
That transfer, perhaps underscoring Woodward’s woes, was for the moment scuttled on Tuesday morning as the Spanish LFP claimed the transfer was not filed in time, and the matter appeared to be headed to Fifa as United and Madrid – both absolving themselves of any mistakes or tardiness – appealed to see it through.
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Woodward’s further failure to land Madrid defender Sergio Ramos, who was considering a move to United in the close-season, has left another gaping hole in Van Gaal’s rearguard.
Meanwhile the sales of Angel Di Maria, Robin van Persie and Javier Hernandez, as well as the loan exit of Adnan Januzaj, have left the squad bereft of options to ease the burden on Rooney, who has endured an inconsistent start to the season.
In response, Van Gaal and Woodward offered a reported £36m for Monaco’s French striker Anthony Martial, even though the teenager scored just nine league goals last season.
Making it all the more galling, across Manchester, City have recently swooped for Raheem Sterling and Kevin de Bruyne, the kind of dynamic ascending talents that could tip the balance in the title race – just as former manager Alex Ferguson used to do when he brought in the likes of Rooney and Ronaldo.
Van Gaal previously defended Woodward, but even he showed signs of irritation at United’s incoherent transfer policy when grilled after the Swansea loss.
“You can never speak as a club like Manchester United that you are satisfied because it is a process,” he said.
“We know already in advance what is happening and what is not happening. It’s a process and I cannot change that.”
Unfortunately, the clock is ticking ever closer to Tuesday’s 5pm GMT (9pm UAE) deadline, leaving Van Gaal and Woodward little time to get those presents wrapped.
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Next time when procastinating online remember that you can save thousands on paying for a personal trainer and a gym membership simply by watching YouTube videos and keeping up with the latest health tips and trends.
As social media apps are becoming more and more consumed by health experts and nutritionists who are using it to awareness and encourage patients to engage in physical activity.
Elizabeth Watson, a personal trainer from Stay Fit gym in Abu Dhabi suggests that “individuals can use social media as a means of keeping fit, there are a lot of great exercises you can do and train from experts at home just by watching videos on YouTube”.
Norlyn Torrena, a clinical nutritionist from Burjeel Hospital advises her clients to be more technologically active “most of my clients are so engaged with their phones that I advise them to download applications that offer health related services”.
Torrena said that “most people believe that dieting and keeping fit is boring”.
However, by using social media apps keeping fit means that people are “modern and are kept up to date with the latest heath tips and trends”.
“It can be a guide to a healthy lifestyle and exercise if used in the correct way, so I really encourage my clients to download health applications” said Mrs Torrena.
People can also connect with each other and exchange “tips and notes, it’s extremely healthy and fun”.
What are NFTs?
Are non-fungible tokens a currency, asset, or a licensing instrument? Arnab Das, global market strategist EMEA at Invesco, says they are mix of all of three.
You can buy, hold and use NFTs just like US dollars and Bitcoins. “They can appreciate in value and even produce cash flows.”
However, while money is fungible, NFTs are not. “One Bitcoin, dollar, euro or dirham is largely indistinguishable from the next. Nothing ties a dollar bill to a particular owner, for example. Nor does it tie you to to any goods, services or assets you bought with that currency. In contrast, NFTs confer specific ownership,” Mr Das says.
This makes NFTs closer to a piece of intellectual property such as a work of art or licence, as you can claim royalties or profit by exchanging it at a higher value later, Mr Das says. “They could provide a sustainable income stream.”
This income will depend on future demand and use, which makes NFTs difficult to value. “However, there is a credible use case for many forms of intellectual property, notably art, songs, videos,” Mr Das says.
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If you’re going to go grey, a great style, well-cared for hair (in a sleek, classy style, like a bob), and a young spirit and attitude go a long way, says Maria Dowling, founder of the Maria Dowling Salon in Dubai.
It’s easier to go grey from a lighter colour, so you may want to do that first. And this is the time to try a shorter style, she advises. Then a stylist can introduce highlights, start lightening up the roots, and let it fade out. Once it’s entirely grey, a purple shampoo will prevent yellowing.
“Get professional help – there’s no other way to go around it,” she says. “And don’t just let it grow out because that looks really bad. Put effort into it: properly condition, straighten, get regular trims, make sure it’s glossy.”
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Favourite holiday destination: I love visiting Melbourne as I have family there and it’s a wonderful place. New York at Christmas is also magical.
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The count is ongoing, but Trump currently leads with nearly 51 per cent of the popular vote to Harris’s 47.6 per cent. Trump has over 72.2 million votes, while Harris trails with approximately 67.4 million.
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