There is a popular video clip on YouTube of Brian Laws jumping over a canal. It looks impressive, but bridging the gulf he will face today when he leads Burnley out against Manchester United at Old Trafford today is an altogether different prospect.
The man leaping the waterway could never have expected to be a Premier League manager today. He would have expected to be at Barnsley, where Sheffield Wednesday travel trying to avoid relegation from the Championship, the division below the Premier League.
He is not going to Oakwell as he was sacked as Wednesday manager late last month. Appointed as Owen Coyle's replacement as manager at Turf Moor on Wednesday, his last nine games were win-less.
On the face of it the appointment seems crazy. Laws has a solid if unspectacular record managing in the English lower leagues, with his teams often following runs of wins with streaks of defeats, and it is hard to avoid the impression the Clarets are expecting relegation and thinking towards next season.
Burnley highlighted his ability to achieve success on limited resources as a reason behind his appointment, but his only trophies in 13 years are thanks to promotions from the fourth tier of English football with Scunthorpe in 1999 and 2005.
He is at his best making the most of limited players and transfer budgets, among the players first given a break by Laws is Andy Keogh of Wolves. That is why the Clarets chose him: to mould youngsters into finished articles.
They will focus on players like Keogh rather than Francis Jeffers. He was Laws's most expensive signing for Wednesday and was on the transfer list by the time the two parted.
Laws has plenty of experience of the top flight as a player. He was right-back for Brian Clough's Nottingham Forest, where he won the League Cup twice and played in an FA Cup final.
He played in the 10 minutes or so of the 1989 FA Cup semi-final at Hillsborough that were completed before the result of overcrowding saw Liverpool fans flow on to the pitch leaving 96 dead.
Laws began his playing career at Burnley but it is his experiences at Forest that shape him as a manager.
There is an element of Clough in him: his time at Grimsby ended after he used a plate of chicken wings to fracture a cheekbone of his star player, at Scunthorpe he left a loan player almost naked in the car park when he said he did not want to stay and quit for three weeks in 2004 when challenged to avoid relegation.
These are all Clough traits and, with Chelsea to follow next week, Laws will need some results similar to those "Old Big Head" oversaw at Forest to keep Burnley up.
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Profession: Senior sports presenter and producer
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Date of Birth: April 25, 1993
Place of Birth: Dubai, UAE
Marital Status: Single
School: Al Sufouh in Jumeirah, Dubai
University: Emirates Airline National Cadet Programme and Hamdan University
Job Title: Pilot, First Officer
Number of hours flying in a Boeing 777: 1,200
Number of flights: Approximately 300
Hobbies: Exercising
Nicest destination: Milan, New Zealand, Seattle for shopping
Least nice destination: Kabul, but someone has to do it. It’s not scary but at least you can tick the box that you’ve been
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Rafael Nadal's record at the MWTC
2009 Finalist
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2015 Semi-finalist
Jan 2016 Champion
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Game Changer
Director: Shankar
Stars: Ram Charan, Kiara Advani, Anjali, S J Suryah, Jayaram
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Formula Middle East Calendar (Formula Regional and Formula 4)
Round 1: January 17-19, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 2: January 22-23, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 3: February 7-9, Dubai Autodrome – Dubai
Round 4: February 14-16, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 5: February 25-27, Jeddah Corniche Circuit – Saudi Arabia
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The specs: 2018 GMC Terrain
Price, base / as tested: Dh94,600 / Dh159,700
Engine: 2.0-litre turbocharged four-cylinder
Power: 252hp @ 5,500rpm
Torque: 353Nm @ 2,500rpm
Transmission: Nine-speed automatic
Fuel consumption, combined: 7.4L / 100km
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Engine: 4.0-litre flat-six
Torque: 450Nm at 6,100rpm
Transmission: 7-speed PDK auto or 6-speed manual
Fuel economy, combined: 13.8L/100km
On sale: Available to order now
Cryopreservation: A timeline
- Keyhole surgery under general anaesthetic
- Ovarian tissue surgically removed
- Tissue processed in a high-tech facility
- Tissue re-implanted at a time of the patient’s choosing
- Full hormone production regained within 4-6 months
If you go
The flights
Etihad (etihad.com) flies from Abu Dhabi to Luang Prabang via Bangkok, with a return flight from Chiang Rai via Bangkok for about Dh3,000, including taxes. Emirates and Thai Airways cover the same route, also via Bangkok in both directions, from about Dh2,700.
The cruise
The Gypsy by Mekong Kingdoms has two cruising options: a three-night, four-day trip upstream cruise or a two-night, three-day downstream journey, from US$5,940 (Dh21,814), including meals, selected drinks, excursions and transfers.
The hotels
Accommodation is available in Luang Prabang at the Avani, from $290 (Dh1,065) per night, and at Anantara Golden Triangle Elephant Camp and Resort from $1,080 (Dh3,967) per night, including meals, an activity and transfers.
Squad
Ali Kasheif, Salim Rashid, Khalifa Al Hammadi, Khalfan Mubarak, Ali Mabkhout, Omar Abdulrahman, Mohammed Al Attas, Abdullah Ramadan, Zayed Al Ameri (Al Jazira), Mohammed Al Shamsi, Hamdan Al Kamali, Mohammed Barghash, Khalil Al Hammadi (Al Wahda), Khalid Essa, Mohammed Shaker, Ahmed Barman, Bandar Al Ahbabi (Al Ain), Al Hassan Saleh, Majid Suroor (Sharjah) Walid Abbas, Ahmed Khalil (Shabab Al Ahli), Tariq Ahmed, Jasim Yaqoub (Al Nasr), Ali Saleh, Ali Salmeen (Al Wasl), Hassan Al Muharami (Baniyas)
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