The magic of the FA cup, embodied by Shortwood United



Calor League side Shortwood United play League One's Port Vale on Monday night in the first round of the FA Cup. The National's Adam Workman, a Gloucester native, shares his thoughts on the club's moment in the spotlight and a chance to watch a local side from more than 5,500 kilometres away.

Growing up in semi-rural Gloucestershire, England, in the 1980s, top-quality local football wasn't exactly in massive abundance. There wasn't a solitary professional club in the county that played in the Football League. Gloucester City, the closest club of any consequence to my childhood home, plied their trade, at best, in the sixth tier of the pyramid, in the second level of non-league football. Their arch rivals, Cheltenham Town, were similarly lowly. It wasn't until the late 1990s that the latter side escaped from what is now the Skrill Premier into the heady heights of League Two to give Gloucestershire a Football League club.

Prior to that, for Football League action, you had to travel 45 minutes to the north for Hereford United, an hour to the south for Bristol City or Bristol Rovers, or - dangerously for any Englishmen - an hour or so to the west into Wales for the unknown pastures of Cardiff City and the infamous Soul Crew hooligan gang. You picked a Premier League team to support based less on geography than random allegiance - an allegiance that, as in this writer's case, could haunt you well into adulthood (Tottenham Hotspur, since you didn't ask).

Lack of local success didn't stop the beautiful game from being the currency that Gloucestershire school friends traded in, though. Swapping Panini stickers; wolfing down our sausage and chips school dinners just so that we could squeeze in another few minutes of booting a ball around in our lunch hours, in the best jumpers-for-goalposts traditions.

On Monday evening, however, the football fans of Gloucestershire will, for once, have something very real to cheer - even including this displaced West Countryite, thanks to the match in question being televised live in the UAE on Al Jazeera Sport.

Shortwood United won't be familiar to all but the most ardent scourer of the lower leagues fixtures. The preeminent club in the tiny market town of Nailsworth (population approximately 6,000), which nestles in the picturesque Cotswold hills, are the Skrill Premier side Forest Green Rovers. Shortwood sit three rungs lower, towards the foot of the fabulously unglamorously titled Calor League Division One South & West. But an unprecedented run in the FA Cup, battling through five qualifying rounds of England's most famous and romantic knockout competition, has seen them qualify for the competition's first round proper for the first time in their 113-year history. On Monday, the lowest-ranked team left in this year's cup welcome the League One side Port Vale to the Meadowbank ground. Attempts to work out how many league places in the pyramid separate them require a calculator.

For once, allegiances will be 100 per cent based on geography. I couldn't claim to have previously heard of a single member of Shortwood's squad of part-timers - made up of teachers, scaffolders and plumbers, some of whom, incredibly, will even put in a full shift in their full-time jobs on the day of the match. But I will be cheering just as loudly at the television as I will be a little more than 24 hours earlier, when Tottenham take on Newcastle United in the EPL. A million metaphorical miles from the glamour of the English Premier League, it's the kind of football fairy-tale that keeps that cliched "magic" of the FA Cup sparkling blindingly bright.

Photo above courtesy Brian Rossiter / Shortwood United

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Name: Almnssa
Started: August 2020
Founder: Areej Selmi
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Director: Alfonso Cuaron 

Stars: Cate Blanchett, Kevin Kline, Lesley Manville 

Rating: 4/5

SPAIN SQUAD

Goalkeepers Simon (Athletic Bilbao), De Gea (Manchester United), Sanchez (Brighton)

Defenders Gaya (Valencia), Alba (Barcelona), P Torres (Villarreal), Laporte (Manchester City), Garcia (Manchester City), D Llorente (Leeds), Azpilicueta (Chelsea)

Midfielders Busquets (Barcelona), Rodri (Manchester City), Pedri (Barcelona), Thiago (Liverpool), Koke (Atletico Madrid), Ruiz (Napoli), M Llorente (Atletico Madrid)

Forwards: Olmo (RB Leipzig), Oyarzabal (Real Sociedad), Morata (Juventus), Moreno (Villarreal), F Torres (Manchester City), Traore (Wolves), Sarabia (PSG)

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Name: ARDH Collective
Based: Dubai
Founders: Alhaan Ahmed, Alyina Ahmed and Maximo Tettamanzi
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Total funding: Self funded
Number of employees: 4
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To be taxed:

Flavoured water, long-life fruit juice concentrates, pre-packaged sweetened coffee drinks fall under the ‘sweetened drink’ category

Not taxed

Freshly squeezed fruit juices, ground coffee beans, tea leaves and pre-prepared flavoured milkshakes do not come under the ‘sweetened drink’ band.

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Starring: Nayanthara, Vignesh Shivan, Radhika Sarathkumar, Nagarjuna Akkineni

Director: Amith Krishnan

Rating: 3.5/5

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Price, base / as tested Dh12 million

Engine 8.0-litre quad-turbo, W16

Gearbox seven-speed dual clutch auto

Power 1479 @ 6,700rpm

Torque 1600Nm @ 2,000rpm 0-100kph: 2.6 seconds 0-200kph: 6.1 seconds

Top speed 420 kph (governed)

Fuel economy, combined 35.2L / 100km (est)

The specs
Engine: Long-range single or dual motor with 200kW or 400kW battery
Power: 268bhp / 536bhp
Torque: 343Nm / 686Nm
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Max touring range: 620km / 590km
Price: From Dh250,000 (estimated)
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Name: HyperSpace
 
Started: 2020
 
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Number of staff: 210 
 
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The flights

Etihad and Emirates fly direct from the UAE to Seoul from Dh3,775 return, including taxes

The package

Ski Safari offers a seven-night ski package to Korea, including five nights at the Dragon Valley Hotel in Yongpyong and two nights at Seoul CenterMark hotel, from £720 (Dh3,488) per person, including transfers, based on two travelling in January

The info

Visit www.gokorea.co.uk

Employment lawyer Meriel Schindler of Withers Worldwide shares her tips on achieving equal pay
 
Do your homework
Make sure that you are being offered a fair salary. There is lots of industry data available, and you can always talk to people who have come out of the organisation. Where I see people coming a cropper is where they haven’t done their homework.
 
Don’t be afraid to negotiate

It’s quite standard to negotiate if you think an offer is on the low side. The job is unlikely to be withdrawn if you ask for money, and if that did happen I’d question whether you want to work for an employer who is so hypersensitive.
 
Know your worth
Women tend to be a bit more reticent to talk about their achievements. In my experience they need to have more confidence in their own abilities – men will big up what they’ve done to get a pay rise, and to compete women need to turn up the volume.
 
Work together
If you suspect men in your organisation are being paid more, look your boss in the eye and say, “I want you to assure me that I’m paid equivalent to my peers”. If you’re not getting a straight answer, talk to your peer group and consider taking direct action to fix inequality.

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Singham Again

Director: Rohit Shetty

Stars: Ajay Devgn, Kareena Kapoor Khan, Ranveer Singh, Akshay Kumar, Tiger Shroff, Deepika Padukone

Rating: 3/5

'Midnights'
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UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
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Electoral College Victory

Trump has so far secured 295 Electoral College votes, according to the Associated Press, exceeding the 270 needed to win. Only Nevada and Arizona remain to be called, and both swing states are leaning Republican. Trump swept all five remaining swing states, North Carolina, Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin, sealing his path to victory and giving him a strong mandate. 

 

Popular Vote Tally

The count is ongoing, but Trump currently leads with nearly 51 per cent of the popular vote to Harris’s 47.6 per cent. Trump has over 72.2 million votes, while Harris trails with approximately 67.4 million.

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Name: Qyubic
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Founder: Namrata Raina
Based: Dubai
Sector: E-commerce
Current number of staff: 10
Investment stage: Pre-seed
Initial investment: Undisclosed 

UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FIXTURES

All kick-off times 10.45pm UAE ( 4 GMT) unless stated

Tuesday
Sevilla v Maribor
Spartak Moscow v Liverpool
Manchester City v Shakhtar Donetsk
Napoli v Feyenoord
Besiktas v RB Leipzig
Monaco v Porto
Apoel Nicosia v Tottenham Hotspur
Borussia Dortmund v Real Madrid

Wednesday
Basel v Benfica
CSKA Moscow Manchester United
Paris Saint-Germain v Bayern Munich
Anderlecht v Celtic
Qarabag v Roma (8pm)
Atletico Madrid v Chelsea
Juventus v Olympiakos
Sporting Lisbon v Barcelona


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