Santi Cazorla, right, rifles in a volley against Aston Villa as Ron Vlaar, left, tries to close him down. The Arsenal midfielder could was introduced as a second-half substitute at Emirates Stadium on Saturday but could not stop the Gunners losing their opening game 3-1. Glyn Kirk / AFP
Santi Cazorla, right, rifles in a volley against Aston Villa as Ron Vlaar, left, tries to close him down. The Arsenal midfielder could was introduced as a second-half substitute at Emirates Stadium onShow more

Premier League best and worst: Change the record, Arsenal



Best romantic - Keegan

Modern football gives supporters plenty of scope for cynicism. Everything costs. Grossly inflated ticket prices and television packages serve to line the pockets of mercenary players who kiss the badge then kiss goodbye as soon as they get a better offer.

At Liverpool, for instance, the opening day of the new season seemed a mere sideshow to a soap opera involving a player who was not even close to playing.

Luis Suarez is not likely to play anytime soon either, with five matches still to run on a suspension sustained for biting another player.

As if that is not vulgar enough, he is currently in a lather because he is not being allowed a transfer.

Delightful, hey? But then Kevin Keegan starts speaking on Al Jazeera Sport television and you remember why you fell in love with football in the first place.

The former England manager looks pretty weather-worn these days. He could be forgiven for being a touch cynical about the game himself, given all the travails his management career has thrown at him.

Then, as the Kop were singing You'll Never Walk Alone ahead of the 1-0 win over Stoke City, he comes out with: "All my dreams are in that stadium." Bless.

Worst repetition - Arsenal

Was Saturday Groundhog Day? For Arsenal followers, it must have felt like it.

No prominent signings. Laurent Koscielny being sent off. General indiscipline. Celebrity supporter Piers Morgan rubbishing them on Twitter. Fans in the stands questioning whether the manager really does know what he is doing after all this time.

Did the past 12 months really happen? And then Manchester United cruise to victory at Swansea City, with Robin van Persie helping himself to a couple of corkers. Same, same. Nothing to see here.

Best week – Lambert

You can keep all your stroppy Suarezes and your moody Wayne Rooneys. Give us one Rickie Lambert any day of the week.

Back when he worked in a beetroot factory, Lambert might have wistfully day-dreamt of what it might be like to reach the top in football.

It might have gone something along the lines of scoring the winning goal at Wembley Stadium with your first touch in international football, against Scotland.

With the fairy tale duly complete, Lambert was back paying the bills on Saturday, netting another winner for Southampton from the penalty spot in the dying moments of their meeting with West Bromwich Albion.

SPECS
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Tips for used car buyers
  • Choose cars with GCC specifications
  • Get a service history for cars less than five years old
  • Don’t go cheap on the inspection
  • Check for oil leaks
  • Do a Google search on the standard problems for your car model
  • Do your due diligence. Get a transfer of ownership done at an official RTA centre
  • Check the vehicle’s condition. You don’t want to buy a car that’s a good deal but ends up costing you Dh10,000 in repairs every month
  • Validate warranty and service contracts with the relevant agency and and make sure they are valid when ownership is transferred
  • If you are planning to sell the car soon, buy one with a good resale value. The two most popular cars in the UAE are black or white in colour and other colours are harder to sell

Tarek Kabrit, chief executive of Seez, and Imad Hammad, chief executive and co-founder of CarSwitch.com

COMPANY PROFILE
Name: ARDH Collective
Based: Dubai
Founders: Alhaan Ahmed, Alyina Ahmed and Maximo Tettamanzi
Sector: Sustainability
Total funding: Self funded
Number of employees: 4
Persuasion
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The specs

Engine: Dual 180kW and 300kW front and rear motors

Power: 480kW

Torque: 850Nm

Transmission: Single-speed automatic

Price: From Dh359,900 ($98,000)

On sale: Now

Dirham Stretcher tips for having a baby in the UAE

Selma Abdelhamid, the group's moderator, offers her guide to guide the cost of having a young family:

• Buy second hand stuff

 They grow so fast. Don't get a second hand car seat though, unless you 100 per cent know it's not expired and hasn't been in an accident.

• Get a health card and vaccinate your child for free at government health centres

 Ms Ma says she discovered this after spending thousands on vaccinations at private clinics.

• Join mum and baby coffee mornings provided by clinics, babysitting companies or nurseries.

Before joining baby classes ask for a free trial session. This way you will know if it's for you or not. You'll be surprised how great some classes are and how bad others are.

• Once baby is ready for solids, cook at home

Take the food with you in reusable pouches or jars. You'll save a fortune and you'll know exactly what you're feeding your child.

Moon Music

Artist: Coldplay

Label: Parlophone/Atlantic

Number of tracks: 10

Rating: 3/5

DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE

Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Jackman, Emma Corrin

Director: Shawn Levy

Rating: 3/5

Other workplace saving schemes
  • The UAE government announced a retirement savings plan for private and free zone sector employees in 2023.
  • Dubai’s savings retirement scheme for foreign employees working in the emirate’s government and public sector came into effect in 2022.
  • National Bonds unveiled a Golden Pension Scheme in 2022 to help private-sector foreign employees with their financial planning.
  • In April 2021, Hayah Insurance unveiled a workplace savings plan to help UAE employees save for their retirement.
  • Lunate, an Abu Dhabi-based investment manager, has launched a fund that will allow UAE private companies to offer employees investment returns on end-of-service benefits.
RESULTS

Bantamweight:
Zia Mashwani (PAK) bt Chris Corton (PHI)

Super lightweight:
Flavio Serafin (BRA) bt Mohammad Al Khatib (JOR)

Super lightweight:
Dwight Brooks (USA) bt Alex Nacfur (BRA)

Bantamweight:
Tariq Ismail (CAN) bt Jalal Al Daaja (JOR)

Featherweight:
Abdullatip Magomedov (RUS) bt Sulaiman Al Modhyan (KUW)

Middleweight:
Mohammad Fakhreddine (LEB) bt Christofer Silva (BRA)

Middleweight:
Rustam Chsiev (RUS) bt Tarek Suleiman (SYR)

Welterweight:
Khamzat Chimaev (SWE) bt Mzwandile Hlongwa (RSA)

Lightweight:
Alex Martinez (CAN) bt Anas Siraj Mounir (MAR)

Welterweight:
Jarrah Al Selawi (JOR) bt Abdoul Abdouraguimov (FRA)

The years Ramadan fell in May

1987

1954

1921

1888