For country that invented the game, England has become notoriously weak at exporting its best footballing flesh and blood.
The Premier League may sell itself enthusiastically and lucratively to more television screens across the globe than any other domestic competition, but when it comes to English players stepping out of that environment, a timidness afflicts both the footballers and the potential foreign buyers.
The list of English players to have won the Champions League with a non-English club in the last 20 years?
Two. Steve McManaman, with Real Madrid twice; and Owen Hargreaves, with Bayern Munich.
The number of England players to have won a major overseas league title in the last decade? Surprising low.
There's Hargreaves, who was born in Canada and moved from there directly to Germany, and his Bundesliga Shields, and McManaman, who won two Spanish Primera Liga titles with Real, for whom David Beckham later won one.
These are the sorts of footsteps Joe Cole hopes to follow over the next nine months.
He has joined, on loan from Liverpool, a Lille squad wearing freshly minted Ligue 1 gold medals but without one or two pillars - like the transferred Gervinho and Adil Rami - of that title-winning unit.
Hence the bid for Cole, 29. So far, so promising. Cole made his Ligue 1 debut last Saturday away at St Etienne and, as a substitute, featured prominently in a 3-1 victory that pushed the title-holders up to second in the table, just a point behind Lyon.
Wednesday, Cole should make his first appearance in front of his new home fans, against CSKA Moscow in the Champions League.
His arrival, in a deal struck on transfer deadline day, has been celebrated as a milestone for French football. L'Equipe, the sports newspaper, devoted an editorial to the move, writing: "A genuine star of English football disembarking in Ligue 1. It's scarcely believable!"
Historians scrolled through the archives. The last full England international in France's upper echelons? Trevor Steven, 20 years ago. Before him, flair players like Chris Waddle at Marseille and Glenn Hoddle at Monaco.
Cole certainly needed a move. Signed by Liverpool in the summer of 2010 when his contract with Chelsea had come to an end, he had a wretched time on Merseyside, sent off - for the first time in his career - on his debut, then marginalised with the change of manager last autumn from Roy Hodgson to Kenny Dalglish.
"It's just nice to be playing again," Cole told me. "At Lille, there's a great team spirit and it was nice to start off with a win and help get the three points."
Cole's memorable debut against St Etienne had seen him collect possession, about 35 metres from goal, beat three players with his changes of direction and close control. With a twist one way, a dart the other, he reached the goal-line and, pulling the ball back sharply, picked out Ludovic Obraniak, who netted.
"When you play at your best, you don't think too much about what you're going to do … or at least I don't," Cole said.
The skill on the ball, the relish of the one-to-one duel and the confidence are hallmarks of Cole at his best, the assets that have earned him 56 England caps.
"I'd always seen him as the most Latin of British players," Rudi Garcia, the Lille head coach, said "and he suits our style."
The epitome of that style would be Eden Hazard, the gifted young Belgian, who was Ligue 1's Player of the Year in 2010-11.
"I look forward to playing alongside Eden," Cole said. "He's got a lot of talent. I made the decision to come here because I wanted to be in a team playing the way Lille do.
"But it will take me time to adjust because the French league is not like English football, which is unique."
Which is not to say French football is kinder, gentler. "Not at all," Cole said. "What I noticed straight away, even on the training ground, is that a lot of the guys around are very physically strong, and there's a lot of strong tackles."
Cole is not here to take it easy. "It's a big challenge and I'm determined to make the most of it."
He felt annoyed when it was wrongly reported he would live in England, and commute, via the hour-and-a-quarter Channel tunnel train service, between his native London and Lille.
"I've already found an apartment here. I want to be in France, to learn about a new league and new culture, hopefully win some trophies and help the team do well in the Champions League."
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Cricket World Cup League 2
UAE squad
Rahul Chopra (captain), Aayan Afzal Khan, Ali Naseer, Aryansh Sharma, Basil Hameed, Dhruv Parashar, Junaid Siddique, Muhammad Farooq, Muhammad Jawadullah, Muhammad Waseem, Omid Rahman, Rahul Bhatia, Tanish Suri, Vishnu Sukumaran, Vriitya Aravind
Fixtures
Friday, November 1 – Oman v UAE
Sunday, November 3 – UAE v Netherlands
Thursday, November 7 – UAE v Oman
Saturday, November 9 – Netherlands v UAE
Ireland v Denmark: The last two years
Denmark 1-1 Ireland
7/06/19, Euro 2020 qualifier
Denmark 0-0 Ireland
19/11/2018, Nations League
Ireland 0-0 Denmark
13/10/2018, Nations League
Ireland 1 Denmark 5
14/11/2017, World Cup qualifier
Denmark 0-0 Ireland
11/11/2017, World Cup qualifier
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UPI facts
More than 2.2 million Indian tourists arrived in UAE in 2023
More than 3.5 million Indians reside in UAE
Indian tourists can make purchases in UAE using rupee accounts in India through QR-code-based UPI real-time payment systems
Indian residents in UAE can use their non-resident NRO and NRE accounts held in Indian banks linked to a UAE mobile number for UPI transactions
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Qyubic
Started: October 2023
Founder: Namrata Raina
Based: Dubai
Sector: E-commerce
Current number of staff: 10
Investment stage: Pre-seed
Initial investment: Undisclosed
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Almnssa
Started: August 2020
Founder: Areej Selmi
Based: Gaza
Sectors: Internet, e-commerce
Investments: Grants/private funding
Kamindu Mendis bio
Full name: Pasqual Handi Kamindu Dilanka Mendis
Born: September 30, 1998
Age: 20 years and 26 days
Nationality: Sri Lankan
Major teams Sri Lanka's Under 19 team
Batting style: Left-hander
Bowling style: Right-arm off-spin and slow left-arm orthodox (that's right!)
The specs
Engine: 2-litre or 3-litre 4Motion all-wheel-drive Power: 250Nm (2-litre); 340 (3-litre) Torque: 450Nm Transmission: 8-speed automatic Starting price: From Dh212,000 On sale: Now
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In Full Flight: A Story of Africa and Atonement
John Heminway, Knopff
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Ziina users can donate to relief efforts in Beirut
Ziina users will be able to use the app to help relief efforts in Beirut, which has been left reeling after an August blast caused an estimated $15 billion in damage and left thousands homeless. Ziina has partnered with the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees to raise money for the Lebanese capital, co-founder Faisal Toukan says. “As of October 1, the UNHCR has the first certified badge on Ziina and is automatically part of user's top friends' list during this campaign. Users can now donate any amount to the Beirut relief with two clicks. The money raised will go towards rebuilding houses for the families that were impacted by the explosion.”
Electoral College Victory
Trump has so far secured 295 Electoral College votes, according to the Associated Press, exceeding the 270 needed to win. Only Nevada and Arizona remain to be called, and both swing states are leaning Republican. Trump swept all five remaining swing states, North Carolina, Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin, sealing his path to victory and giving him a strong mandate.
Popular Vote Tally
The count is ongoing, but Trump currently leads with nearly 51 per cent of the popular vote to Harris’s 47.6 per cent. Trump has over 72.2 million votes, while Harris trails with approximately 67.4 million.
Anna and the Apocalypse
Director: John McPhail
Starring: Ella Hunt, Malcolm Cumming, Mark Benton
Three stars
Disclaimer
Director: Alfonso Cuaron
Stars: Cate Blanchett, Kevin Kline, Lesley Manville
Rating: 4/5
Nancy 9 (Hassa Beek)
Nancy Ajram
(In2Musica)
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How to protect yourself when air quality drops
Install an air filter in your home.
Close your windows and turn on the AC.
Shower or bath after being outside.
Wear a face mask.
Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.
If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.
Kanguva
Director: Siva
Stars: Suriya, Bobby Deol, Disha Patani, Yogi Babu, Redin Kingsley
The specs
Engine: Long-range single or dual motor with 200kW or 400kW battery
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Max touring range: 620km / 590km
Price: From Dh250,000 (estimated)
Naga
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Call of Duty: Black Ops 6
Developer: Treyarch, Raven Software
Publisher: Activision
Console: PlayStation 4 & 5, Windows, Xbox One & Series X/S
Rating: 3.5/5
Copa del Rey
Barcelona v Real Madrid
Semi-final, first leg
Wednesday (midnight UAE)
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