In his 1956 autobiography The Clown Prince of Soccer, the legendary Sunderland striker Len Shackleton famously included a chapter entitled “The Average Director’s Knowledge of Football”, which consisted of a single blank page.
He was, considering recent events, being too generous.
Despite his nickname, Shackleton was no fool and would have understood the importance of money in football more than most; his £20,500 move to Sunderland from bitter rivals Newcastle United in 1948 was an English record.
But he also knew that football was primarily about the fans.
“I’m not biased when it comes to Newcastle. I’m not bothered who beats them,” he said, and the Sunderland supporters adored him for it.
Few club owners or directors can claim such popularity today. Or would even care.
How else to explain curious case of Hull City’s owner, Dr Assem Allam?
Having saved the club from bankruptcy in 2010, the Egyptian-born Allam, who moved to Hull in 1968, has proposed changing the club’s name from Hull City to Hull Tigers, a re-branding he believes will broaden the club’s global appeal.
Not surprisingly, fans have not taken kindly to this idea, setting up a campaign group called City Till We Die.
“They can die as soon as they want, as long as they leave the club for the majority who just want to watch good football,” Allam told The Independent in an interview published on Sunday.
These fans are, according to Allam, “hooligans”, and he compounded the insult by saying City was a “common” and “lousy” name.
“Do they want me to stay?” he asked. “If it’s, ‘No thank you’, fine, in 24 hours the club is for sale, I do not put in one more pound and hopefully things happen quickly.”
The message, if not a threat, was clear – without Allam and his money, Hull City would disappear.
Recent history has shown the dire consequences clubs can suffer when financially mismanaged, or abandoned, and none more so than the cautionary tale of Portsmouth.
A series of financial mistakes has left the club – in the Premier League as recently as 2010 – struggling in the fourth tier of English football. Sitting 17th in League Two, they sacked manager Guy Whittingham a week ago.
Yet despite being close to administration on several occasions, the club continues to survive. Today, thanks to fans that set up the Pompey Supporters’ Trust, which completed the purchase of the club in April of this year. Portsmouth is now the largest fan-owned club in England.
Allam cannot afford to dismiss fan power, and more importantly the resilience of football clubs.
In their 2009 book Why England Lose & Other Curious Football Phenomena Explained, Simon Kuper and Stefan Szymanski set about debunking an enduring myth.
“Over the last decade people worried a lot more about football clubs than of banks.
“Yet it was many of the world’s largest banks that disappeared. The public perception that football clubs are inherently unstable businesses is wrong.
Despite being incompetently run, they are some of the most stable businesses on earth,” the book says, contrasting the demise of Lehman Brothers to the survival of clubs that are, financially speaking, “midgets” by comparison.
“So almost every professional club in England had survived the Great Depression, the Second World War, recessions, corrupt chairmen and appalling managers.”
They will probably continue to do so. The “brand” Allam’s marketers hope to create globally can never compete with the one that already exists at home, and no one has brand loyalty quite like a football fan. Portsmouth won’t be the last club saved by its fans.
“In most industries a bad business goes bankrupt, but football clubs almost never do. The 40 English clubs that entered insolvency proceedings through 2008 cut deals with their creditors (usually the players and the taxman and moved on),” Kuper and Szymanski wrote.
Allam’s astonishing attack on the club’s supporters is bad enough, but he commits the almost-bigger sin of assuming that “global” football fans, however flimsy their allegiances can be sometimes, will be dazzled by the change from “City” to “Tigers”.
Patronising doesn’t even come close. Does Allam genuinely think that changing the club’s name, just as the Cardiff City owner Vincent Tan changed the club’s colours from blue to red, is the way to attract fans?
Or that insulting the core fan base will have fans in the Middle East and elsewhere ditching their Manchester United and Real Madrid shirts for the latest Hull Tigers shirt?
Allam has accused a “militant minority” of Hull fans of distracting the players. On Sunday, however, their incredible show of support helped inspire Hull City to beat Liverpool for the first time in their history.
And that, Mr Allam, is how you win over new fans.
akhaled@thenational.ae
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COMPANY PROFILE
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Started: 2021
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Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
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Brief scores:
Manchester City 3
Aguero 1', 44', 61'
Arsenal 1
Koscielny 11'
Man of the match: Sergio Aguero (Manchester City)
Company Profile:
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Date of start: 2013
Founders: Rashi Chowdhary and Saad Umerani
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A State of Passion
Directors: Carol Mansour and Muna Khalidi
Stars: Dr Ghassan Abu-Sittah
Rating: 4/5
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THE LIGHT
Director: Tom Tykwer
Starring: Tala Al Deen, Nicolette Krebitz, Lars Eidinger
Rating: 3/5
MATCH INFO
Everton 2 (Tosun 9', Doucoure 93')
Rotherham United 1 (Olosunde 56')
Man of the Match Olosunde (Rotherham)
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Notable groups (UAE time)
Jordan Spieth, Si Woo Kim, Henrik Stenson (12.47pm)
Justin Thomas, Justin Rose, Louis Oosthuizen (12.58pm)
Hideki Matsuyama, Brooks Koepka, Tommy Fleetwood (1.09pm)
Sergio Garcia, Jason Day, Zach Johnson (4.04pm)
Rickie Fowler, Paul Casey, Adam Scott (4.26pm)
Dustin Johnson, Charl Schwartzel, Rory McIlroy (5.48pm)
LA LIGA FIXTURES
Friday Athletic Bilbao v Celta Vigo (Kick-off midnight UAE)
Saturday Levante v Getafe (5pm), Sevilla v Real Madrid (7.15pm), Atletico Madrid v Real Valladolid (9.30pm), Cadiz v Barcelona (midnight)
Sunday Granada v Huesca (5pm), Osasuna v Real Betis (7.15pm), Villarreal v Elche (9.30pm), Alaves v Real Sociedad (midnight)
Monday Eibar v Valencia (midnight)
German intelligence warnings
- 2002: "Hezbollah supporters feared becoming a target of security services because of the effects of [9/11] ... discussions on Hezbollah policy moved from mosques into smaller circles in private homes." Supporters in Germany: 800
- 2013: "Financial and logistical support from Germany for Hezbollah in Lebanon supports the armed struggle against Israel ... Hezbollah supporters in Germany hold back from actions that would gain publicity." Supporters in Germany: 950
- 2023: "It must be reckoned with that Hezbollah will continue to plan terrorist actions outside the Middle East against Israel or Israeli interests." Supporters in Germany: 1,250
Source: Federal Office for the Protection of the Constitution
Super Saturday race card
4pm: Mahab Al Shimaal Group 3 | US$350,000 | (Dirt) | 1,200m
4.35pm: Al Bastakiya Listed | $300,000 | (D) | 1,900m
5.10pm: Nad Al Sheba Turf Group 3 | $350,000 | (Turf) | 1,200m
5.45pm: Burj Nahaar Group 3 | $350,000 | (D) | 1,600m
6.20pm: Dubai City of Gold Group 2 | $300,000 | (T) | 2,410m
6.55pm: Al Maktoum Challenge Round 3 Group 1 | $600,000 | (D) | 2,000m
7.30pm: Jebel Hatta Group 1 | $400,000 | (T) | 1,800m
Dr Afridi's warning signs of digital addiction
Spending an excessive amount of time on the phone.
Neglecting personal, social, or academic responsibilities.
Losing interest in other activities or hobbies that were once enjoyed.
Having withdrawal symptoms like feeling anxious, restless, or upset when the technology is not available.
Experiencing sleep disturbances or changes in sleep patterns.
What are the guidelines?
Under 18 months: Avoid screen time altogether, except for video chatting with family.
Aged 18-24 months: If screens are introduced, it should be high-quality content watched with a caregiver to help the child understand what they are seeing.
Aged 2-5 years: Limit to one-hour per day of high-quality programming, with co-viewing whenever possible.
Aged 6-12 years: Set consistent limits on screen time to ensure it does not interfere with sleep, physical activity, or social interactions.
Teenagers: Encourage a balanced approach – screens should not replace sleep, exercise, or face-to-face socialisation.
Source: American Paediatric Association
THE SPECS
GMC Sierra Denali 1500
Engine: 6.2-litre V8
Transmission: 10-speed automatic
Power: 420hp
Torque: 623Nm
Price: Dh232,500
Difference between fractional ownership and timeshare
Although similar in its appearance, the concept of a fractional title deed is unlike that of a timeshare, which usually involves multiple investors buying “time” in a property whereby the owner has the right to occupation for a specified period of time in any year, as opposed to the actual real estate, said John Peacock, Head of Indirect Tax and Conveyancing, BSA Ahmad Bin Hezeem & Associates, a law firm.
Brief scores
Barcelona 2
Pique 36', Alena 87'
Villarreal 0
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Leaderboard
63 - Mike Lorenzo-Vera (FRA)
64 - Rory McIlroy (NIR)
66 - Jon Rahm (ESP)
67 - Tom Lewis (ENG), Tommy Fleetwood (ENG)
68 - Rafael Cabrera-Bello (ESP), Marcus Kinhult (SWE)
69 - Justin Rose (ENG), Thomas Detry (BEL), Francesco Molinari (ITA), Danny Willett (ENG), Li Haotong (CHN), Matthias Schwab (AUT)
MATCH INFO
Uefa Champions League, last 16, first leg
Liverpool v Bayern Munich, midnight (Wednesday), BeIN Sports
The bio
Who inspires you?
I am in awe of the remarkable women in the Arab region, both big and small, pushing boundaries and becoming role models for generations. Emily Nasrallah was a writer, journalist, teacher and women’s rights activist
How do you relax?
Yoga relaxes me and helps me relieve tension, especially now when we’re practically chained to laptops and desks. I enjoy learning more about music and the history of famous music bands and genres.
What is favourite book?
The Perks of Being a Wallflower - I think I've read it more than 7 times
What is your favourite Arabic film?
Hala2 Lawen (Translation: Where Do We Go Now?) by Nadine Labaki
What is favourite English film?
Mamma Mia
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UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
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PREMIER LEAGUE STATS
Romelu Lukaku's goalscoring statistics in the Premier League
Season/club/appearances (substitute)/goals
2011/12 Chelsea: 8(7) - 0
2012/13 West Brom (loan): 35(15) - 17
2013/14 Chelsea: 2(2) - 0
2013/14 Everton (loan): 31(2) - 15
2014/15 Everton: 36(4) - 10
2015/16 Everton: 37(1) - 18
2016/17 Everton: 37(1) - 25
RESULTS
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Winner: Mazeed, Richard Mullen, Satish Seemar.
8.15pm: Longines Gents Master Collection Dh175,000 Handicap.
Winner: Thegreatcollection, Pat Dobbs, Doug Watson.
8.50pm: Longines Ladies Master Collection Dh225,000 Conditions 1,600m.
Winner: Cosmo Charlie, Pat Dobbs, Doug Watson.
9.25pm: Longines Ladies La Grande Classique Dh155,000 Handicap 1,600m.
Winner: Secret Trade, Tadhg O’Shea, Ali Rashid Al Raihe.
10pm: Longines Moon Phase Master Collection Dh170,000 Handicap 2,000m.
Winner:
if you go
The flights
The closest international airport to the TMB trail is Geneva (just over an hour’s drive from the French ski town of Chamonix where most people start and end the walk). Direct flights from the UAE to Geneva are available with Etihad and Emirates from about Dh2,790 including taxes.
The trek
The Tour du Mont Blanc takes about 10 to 14 days to complete if walked in its entirety, but by using the services of a tour operator such as Raw Travel, a shorter “highlights” version allows you to complete the best of the route in a week, from Dh6,750 per person. The trails are blocked by snow from about late October to early May. Most people walk in July and August, but be warned that trails are often uncomfortably busy at this time and it can be very hot. The prime months are June and September.
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Indoor Cricket World Cup Dubai 2017
Venue Insportz, Dubai; Admission Free
Day 1 fixtures (Saturday)
Men 1.45pm, Malaysia v Australia (Court 1); Singapore v India (Court 2); UAE v New Zealand (Court 3); South Africa v Sri Lanka (Court 4)
Women Noon, New Zealand v South Africa (Court 3); England v UAE (Court 4); 5.15pm, Australia v UAE (Court 3); England v New Zealand (Court 4)