Welcome, class, to today's lesson on America's quirkiest popular sport. It goes by the name of Nascar, a word you will not find in any legitimate dictionary. It is an acronym. Only the founding fathers know what the letters stand for.
To simulate the noise level at these races, the lecture will be delivered over the recorded roar of military jet flyovers, fireworks and an AC/DC concert. Snacks favoured by Nascar types are available in the back - beef jerky and smokeless tobacco.
Nascar's roots extend straight into the nation's rural south. In fact, contemporary drivers claim direct ancestry to moonshine runners, the daring men who would tune up their cars during Prohibition to elude police while delivering the illegal, home-brewed alcohol.
As the fan base has grown more diverse while expanding beyond the backwoods of America, some stereotypes still apply.
Most gearheads, as they affectionately are known, acquire vehicles without considering fuel economy. They vote Republican. Their iPod is partial to country music.
And they worship Dale Earnhardt Sr.
Ten years ago this weekend, old Dale had become the darling of Nascar. "The Intimidator", they lovingly called him, for bearing down on other drivers to get them out of the way. And tapping the rear bumper at 200mph - a tactic known as "swapping paint" - to those who refused.
That Sunday, Earnhardt was lead-footing it down the last lap of the Daytona 500 when he struck the wall and was killed instantly.
His legacy remains extra large. At this week's race, a moment of silence will be observed on the third lap for the guy whose cars bore No 3. Spectators will be invited to stand and raise three fingers.
Passions for Nascar have declined in recent years partly because nobody with Earnhardt's charisma has stepped into the void.
His son, Dale Jr, has been afforded every opportunity, from genes to financial resources, but he has proved lacking in one area: talent.
Earnhardt Jr did earn the pole position for Daytona, a mostly insignificant honour bestowed on the fastest qualifier. That means Junior will start the race first in line, which would be meaningful if they raced two laps instead of 200.
Jimmie Johnson, the circuit's dominant driver, has not even earned a nickname despite five consecutive championships. This streak has brought him recognition as America's most accomplished contemporary athlete, at least among those who regard turning a steering wheel to the left for a few hours at high speed as an act of athleticism.
The elder Earnhardt's main impact on Nascar was not realised until after his demise.
His on-the-job death prompted the sport's leadership to hit the accelerator on changes protecting drivers that already were in the works. They now wear a device attached to helmets to protect the skull. Cars are loaded with safety features that have saved lives in the decade since.
Risk remains, what with Nascar constantly rewriting the rules, even in mid-season, on caution flags and car specifications to maintain tightly bunched fields.
When a team tinkers enough in the garage to gain an edge, the innovation is inevitably squashed by a governing body that prefers to see operating costs curbed, plus wins dispersed among many drivers. (Which makes Johnson's reign all the more remarkable.)
Followers of Formula One in today's class might detect some differences with their preferred gas-guzzling endeavour. In F1 innovation is rewarded, a philosophy that inflates some team's budgets to rival those of a third world country. There is no paint-swapping; fans often need a wide-angle lens just to get two cars in the same frame.
Nascar, by contrast, celebrates side-by-side racing that even results in photo finishes, thoroughbred horse racing style. The 2007 Daytona race was determined by .02 seconds.
No dissimilarity between the sectors is more obvious than the cars' appearance. The bodies of Nascar vehicles resemble those that you drive to work or the grocery store, if you had painted sponsor logos on them. You would not dare take your high-tech, lightweight Formula One wheels on the freeway. The slightest accident would send your insurance premiums through the roof.
Formula One veterans who taste-test Nascar often find it difficult to swallow. Dario Franchitti took an unsuccessful spin. Juan Pablo Montoya persists, contending but rarely winning.
Oddest of all about Nascar, the season opens with the main event. Though a 10-race series at the back end called the Chase is designed to build to a climax, the Daytona 500 is the premier race on the card.
After Sunday, you might say, it is mostly downhill.
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- Do not submit your application through the Easy Apply button on LinkedIn. Employers receive between 600 and 800 replies for each job advert on the platform. If you are the right fit for a job, connect to a relevant person in the company on LinkedIn and send them a direct message.
- Make sure you are an exact fit for the job advertised. If you are an HR manager with five years’ experience in retail and the job requires a similar candidate with five years’ experience in consumer, you should apply. But if you have no experience in HR, do not apply for the job.
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Founder: Areej Selmi
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Founders: Alhaan Ahmed, Alyina Ahmed and Maximo Tettamanzi
Total funding: Self funded
Washmen Profile
Date Started: May 2015
Founders: Rami Shaar and Jad Halaoui
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Laundry
Employees: 170
Funding: about $8m
Funders: Addventure, B&Y Partners, Clara Ventures, Cedar Mundi Partners, Henkel Ventures
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Director: Alfonso Cuaron
Stars: Cate Blanchett, Kevin Kline, Lesley Manville
Rating: 4/5
What is the FNC?
The Federal National Council is one of five federal authorities established by the UAE constitution. It held its first session on December 2, 1972, a year to the day after Federation.
It has 40 members, eight of whom are women. The members represent the UAE population through each of the emirates. Abu Dhabi and Dubai have eight members each, Sharjah and Ras al Khaimah six, and Ajman, Fujairah and Umm Al Quwain have four.
They bring Emirati issues to the council for debate and put those concerns to ministers summoned for questioning.
The FNC’s main functions include passing, amending or rejecting federal draft laws, discussing international treaties and agreements, and offering recommendations on general subjects raised during sessions.
Federal draft laws must first pass through the FNC for recommendations when members can amend the laws to suit the needs of citizens. The draft laws are then forwarded to the Cabinet for consideration and approval.
Since 2006, half of the members have been elected by UAE citizens to serve four-year terms and the other half are appointed by the Ruler’s Courts of the seven emirates.
In the 2015 elections, 78 of the 252 candidates were women. Women also represented 48 per cent of all voters and 67 per cent of the voters were under the age of 40.
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Director: Rohit Shetty
Stars: Ajay Devgn, Kareena Kapoor Khan, Ranveer Singh, Akshay Kumar, Tiger Shroff, Deepika Padukone
Rating: 3/5
The specs: Macan Turbo
Engine: Dual synchronous electric motors
Power: 639hp
Torque: 1,130Nm
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Touring range: 591km
Price: From Dh412,500
On sale: Deliveries start in October
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
The specs: 2018 Nissan Patrol Nismo
Price: base / as tested: Dh382,000
Engine: 5.6-litre V8
Gearbox: Seven-speed automatic
Power: 428hp @ 5,800rpm
Torque: 560Nm @ 3,600rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 12.7L / 100km
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This article is part of a guide on where to live in the UAE. Our reporters will profile some of the country’s most desirable districts, provide an estimate of rental prices and introduce you to some of the residents who call each area home.
Scoreline:
Everton 4
Richarlison 13'), Sigurdsson 28', Digne 56', Walcott 64'
Manchester United 0
Man of the match: Gylfi Sigurdsson (Everton)
FA CUP FINAL
Manchester City 6
(D Silva 26', Sterling 38', 81', 87', De Bruyne 61', Jesus 68')
Watford 0
Man of the match: Bernardo Silva (Manchester City)
If you go
Where to stay: Courtyard by Marriott Titusville Kennedy Space Centre has unparalleled views of the Indian River. Alligators can be spotted from hotel room balconies, as can several rocket launch sites. The hotel also boasts cool space-themed decor.
When to go: Florida is best experienced during the winter months, from November to May, before the humidity kicks in.
How to get there: Emirates currently flies from Dubai to Orlando five times a week.
IF YOU GO
The flights
FlyDubai flies direct from Dubai to Skopje in five hours from Dh1,314 return including taxes. Hourly buses from Skopje to Ohrid take three hours.
The tours
English-speaking guided tours of Ohrid town and the surrounding area are organised by Cultura 365; these cost €90 (Dh386) for a one-day trip including driver and guide and €100 a day (Dh429) for two people.
The hotels
Villa St Sofija in the old town of Ohrid, twin room from $54 (Dh198) a night.
St Naum Monastery, on the lake 30km south of Ohrid town, has updated its pilgrims' quarters into a modern 3-star hotel, with rooms overlooking the monastery courtyard and lake. Double room from $60 (Dh 220) a night.
Dubai Creek Open in numbers
- The Dubai Creek Open is the 10th tournament on this year's Mena Tour
- It is the first of five events before the season-concluding Mena Tour Championship
- This week's field comprises 120 players, 21 of which are amateurs
- 15 previous Mena Tour winners are competing at Dubai Creek Golf and Yacht Club
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Power: 400hp
Torque: 475Nm
Transmission: 9-speed automatic
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