At a promotional event this week held at Yas Marina Circuit, an elfin English child was asked if he played golf. His answer, like most children's answers, was both innocent and honest: "I don't play," said the boy quietly. "My dad plays... but he doesn't hit it like Tiger Woods."
"I bet he doesn't," replied the questioner, with a glint in his eye and a devious smirk.
And that is what it has digressed to: Tiger Woods, a man who just six months ago symbolised golf more than anyone and anything else, has been forced to go into hiding; reduced to the butt of crude jokes.
Of course, the 14-time major winner will return to the spotlight, it is simply a matter of where and when. Whether it is before the Masters, as predicted by Sergio Garcia, or appearing, as Geoff Ogilvy suggested, on an Oprah Winfrey-type chat show, nobody knows. But he is only 34 years old and his hunger will assure he gets back on the course; Tiger wants more trophies.
The PGA Tour commissioner Tim Finchem backed Woods' decision to take an "indefinite break" from the sport, despite being well aware that a tournament lacking Tiger almost guarantees a drop in television viewing figures. Finchem, understandably, also added that he is looking forward to Woods' return.
Until then, the American golf industry will be looking for a fresh face to carry the Tour's torch. And there is little doubt who fits the bill.
According to Colin Montgomerie, Europe's Ryder Cup captain, there is only one player - aside from Woods - that spectators will turn out in their droves to see these days.
He sports long shaggy locks, a Northern Irish lilt and won his first European Tour title last year in Dubai at the Dubai Desert Classic. He is ranked No 10 in the world, pushed Lee Westwood all the way in the inaugural Race to Dubai and has already graced the cover of Sports Illustrated. All this despite being just 20-years-old. He is Rory McIlroy and he is leading the chase this weekend at the Abu Dhabi Championship.
Having decided to split his time this season between the European Tour and its American counterpart, McIlroy plans to make his bow on the PGA Tour next month when he takes part in the World Golf Championships-Accenture Match Play.
The popular youngster, who has already earned more than ?4.5 million (Dh23.3m), will arrive in Dove Mountain, Arizona, chasing the majority share of a US$8.5m (Dh31m) purse. And while Woods' self-imposed exile will undoubtedly improve the Ulsterman's chances of success, McIlroy will also have to battle a burden of expectation as well as maintain his focus with a hive of incessant hype swirling around him throughout the four days.
Ever an amiable personality, he can also expect to draw one of the largest galleries of the tournament - much like he did at the National Course here yesterday, despite the fact he started the day tied for eighth.
The number of supporters following McIlroy, Ian Poulter and Chris Wood comfortably outnumbered that of the overnight leading pack of Australian Rick Kulacz, Sweden's Peter Hanson and former world No 2 Sergio Garcia.
Whether, once on the other side of the Atlantic, McIlroy can immediately find his feet and focus remains to be seen.
He clearly has the potential and is showing it regularly, but he knows himself that he cannot be bracketed alongside Tiger until he starts consistently winning titles to complement last year's Dubai Desert Classic victory, which remains his only Tour win.
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The Penguin
Starring: Colin Farrell, Cristin Milioti, Rhenzy Feliz
Creator: Lauren LeFranc
Rating: 4/5
How to protect yourself when air quality drops
Install an air filter in your home.
Close your windows and turn on the AC.
Shower or bath after being outside.
Wear a face mask.
Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.
If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.
The Perfect Couple
Starring: Nicole Kidman, Liev Schreiber, Jack Reynor
Creator: Jenna Lamia
Rating: 3/5
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Company info
Company name: Entrupy
Co-founders: Vidyuth Srinivasan, co-founder/chief executive, Ashlesh Sharma, co-founder/chief technology officer, Lakshmi Subramanian, co-founder/chief scientist
Based: New York, New York
Sector/About: Entrupy is a hardware-enabled SaaS company whose mission is to protect businesses, borders and consumers from transactions involving counterfeit goods.
Initial investment/Investors: Entrupy secured a $2.6m Series A funding round in 2017. The round was led by Tokyo-based Digital Garage and Daiwa Securities Group's jointly established venture arm, DG Lab Fund I Investment Limited Partnership, along with Zach Coelius.
Total customers: Entrupy’s customers include hundreds of secondary resellers, marketplaces and other retail organisations around the world. They are also testing with shipping companies as well as customs agencies to stop fake items from reaching the market in the first place.
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Terminator: Dark Fate
Director: Tim Miller
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, Mackenzie Davis
Rating: 3/5
Ponti
Sharlene Teo, Pan Macmillan
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ALL THE RESULTS
Bantamweight
Siyovush Gulmomdov (TJK) bt Rey Nacionales (PHI) by decision.
Lightweight
Alexandru Chitoran (ROU) bt Hussein Fakhir Abed (SYR) by submission.
Catch 74kg
Omar Hussein (JOR) bt Tohir Zhuraev (TJK) by decision.
Strawweight (Female)
Seo Ye-dam (KOR) bt Weronika Zygmunt (POL) by decision.
Featherweight
Kaan Ofli (TUR) bt Walid Laidi (ALG) by TKO.
Lightweight
Abdulla Al Bousheiri (KUW) bt Leandro Martins (BRA) by TKO.
Welterweight
Ahmad Labban (LEB) bt Sofiane Benchohra (ALG) by TKO.
Bantamweight
Jaures Dea (CAM) v Nawras Abzakh (JOR) no contest.
Lightweight
Mohammed Yahya (UAE) bt Glen Ranillo (PHI) by TKO round 1.
Lightweight
Alan Omer (GER) bt Aidan Aguilera (AUS) by TKO round 1.
Welterweight
Mounir Lazzez (TUN) bt Sasha Palatkinov (HKG) by TKO round 1.
Featherweight title bout
Romando Dy (PHI) v Lee Do-gyeom (KOR) by KO round 1.
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Wayne Rooney's career
Everton (2002-2004)
- Appearances: 48
- Goals: 17
Manchester United (2004-2017)
- Appearances: 496
- Goals: 253
England (2003-)
- Appearances: 119
- Goals: 53
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Name: Brendalle Belaza
From: Crossing Rubber, Philippines
Arrived in the UAE: 2007
Favourite place in Abu Dhabi: NYUAD campus
Favourite photography style: Street photography
Favourite book: Harry Potter
Name: Peter Dicce
Title: Assistant dean of students and director of athletics
Favourite sport: soccer
Favourite team: Bayern Munich
Favourite player: Franz Beckenbauer
Favourite activity in Abu Dhabi: scuba diving in the Northern Emirates
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THE SPECS
Engine: 2.0-litre four-cylinder turbo
Transmission: eight-speed automatic
Power: 258hp at 5,000-6,500rpm
Torque: 400Nm from 1,550-4,400rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 6.4L/100km
Price, base: from D215,000 (Dh230,000 as tested)
On sale: now
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Starring: Winona Ryder, Michael Keaton, Jenny Ortega
Director: Tim Burton
Rating: 3/5
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Cherry
Directed by: Joe and Anthony Russo
Starring: Tom Holland, Ciara Bravo
1/5
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