It was entirely fitting that Jose Mourinho's first English Premier League title was clinched by a 2-0 win.
It seemed the perfect Mourinho scoreline, with the lead and the insurance of an extra goal in the unlikely event that the opposition scored, but without any superfluous strikes.
That 2-0 triumph at Bolton Wanderers in 2005 was clinched by a brace from Frank Lampard, the quintessential Mourinho player. He was relentless in his efficiency.
The Portuguese did not enjoy Chelsea's 6-3 win at Everton. To be more specific, he did not enjoy their defending. They had the 2-0 lead he cherishes after three minutes and did not seal victory for a further 87. His team were uncharacteristically careless, or some of them were.
In attack, he had a player who belongs in the truest traditions of Mourinho footballers.
Diego Costa struck twice, bookending a madcap game with displays of cold-blooded calmness in front of goal. Three games into his Chelsea career, he has scored four times. Each of his first three shots on target nestled in the net. That is efficiency.
Costa is a cross between the two defining players of Mourinho's first spell at Chelsea: the finisher supreme Lampard and the warrior-striker Didier Drogba.
Costa went into battle with the Everton defence, equipped with a clinical touch, a purposeful style of running and an elementary grasp of English that still proved sufficient to wind them up.
Along the way, it brought a comparison with Chelsea’s last trip to Everton. Mourinho did not enjoy that much either, but for very different reasons.
Chelsea lost 1-0 and their manager was left bemoaning their lack of predatory instinct.
While Samuel Eto’o scored on his Everton debut against Chelsea on Saturday – one of the goals that Mourinho deemed eminently avoidable – he failed to find the net on his bow for the Londoners in the equivalent fixture 11 months ago.
Afterwards Mourinho, with an interesting use of the past tense, said: “Samuel was a killer all his career.”
Costa is a killer. Not literally, despite his rows with the Everton rearguard, but in his ruthlessness.
That merciless streak indicates why Mourinho was prepared to wait for him, why he did not sign another forward in the January transfer window, why Chelsea’s summer business was planned with such meticulous farsightedness.
While others exhibited all the signs of panicking in a last-minute scramble for reinforcements on Monday, Chelsea have become an advertisement for good planning.
The unofficial signing-of-the-season contest kicked off long before many deals were done. It could boil down to a private duel at Stamford Bridge: Costa and Cesc Fabregas, signed for similar sums from Spanish clubs, have the potential to be equally influential.
One difference lies in their pedigree. The midfielder has been a top-class player for the best part of a decade. The striker had only proved truly prolific for one season before arriving at Chelsea.
Yet his 2013/14 campaign, encompassing 27 goals in La Liga and 36 in all competitions for Atletico Madrid, has undeniable similarities with Drogba’s sudden development 10 years earlier.
Late bloomers were transformed into strikers with the range of attributes to suit a Mourinho team. They arrived fully formed and it is worth remembering the Portuguese prefers players at their physical peak, their decision making honed by several years in the professional game.
Last year’s Chelsea side were not as young as their manager often implied. Rather, they were sometimes found wanting in the penalty area.
Eto’o had the nous but not the legs, Fernando Torres neither the clinical finishing nor the speed he displayed in his younger days and only Eden Hazard of Chelsea’s flair players scored often enough.
It is instructive to contrast Mourinho’s remodelling of his side with the Roman Abramovich-inspired purchases of wingers and attacking midfielders in the preceding transfer windows.
Whereas the owner, desperate for Torres to succeed, left Chelsea short-staffed in attack and overloaded with creators, the Portuguese has stiffened the spine of his side.
The outstanding Thibaut Courtois has returned from loan to become the first-choice goalkeeper, Fabregas and Nemanja Matic form the new midfield axis and the redoubtable Costa leads the line.
Abramovich always wanted a side with aesthetic appeal. Last season Chelsea scored at least 30 fewer goals than the two teams of centurions, Manchester City and Liverpool.
Now Mourinho is delivering a more prolific, more productive side but, personified by Costa, he is doing it his way.
There is nothing elegant about Everton’s tormentor, but he is hugely effective. That amounts to entertainment, Mourinho style.
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Hili 2: Unesco World Heritage site
The site is part of the Hili archaeological park in Al Ain. Excavations there have proved the existence of the earliest known agricultural communities in modern-day UAE. Some date to the Bronze Age but Hili 2 is an Iron Age site. The Iron Age witnessed the development of the falaj, a network of channels that funnelled water from natural springs in the area. Wells allowed settlements to be established, but falaj meant they could grow and thrive. Unesco, the UN's cultural body, awarded Al Ain's sites - including Hili 2 - world heritage status in 2011. Now the most recent dig at the site has revealed even more about the skilled people that lived and worked there.
Cultural fiesta
What: The Al Burda Festival
When: November 14 (from 10am)
Where: Warehouse421, Abu Dhabi
The Al Burda Festival is a celebration of Islamic art and culture, featuring talks, performances and exhibitions. Organised by the Ministry of Culture and Knowledge Development, this one-day event opens with a session on the future of Islamic art. With this in mind, it is followed by a number of workshops and “masterclass” sessions in everything from calligraphy and typography to geometry and the origins of Islamic design. There will also be discussions on subjects including ‘Who is the Audience for Islamic Art?’ and ‘New Markets for Islamic Design.’ A live performance from Kuwaiti guitarist Yousif Yaseen should be one of the highlights of the day.
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Company profile
Name: Back to Games and Boardgame Space
Started: Back to Games (2015); Boardgame Space (Mark Azzam became co-founder in 2017)
Founder: Back to Games (Mr Azzam); Boardgame Space (Mr Azzam and Feras Al Bastaki)
Based: Dubai and Abu Dhabi
Industry: Back to Games (retail); Boardgame Space (wholesale and distribution)
Funding: Back to Games: self-funded by Mr Azzam with Dh1.3 million; Mr Azzam invested Dh250,000 in Boardgame Space
Growth: Back to Games: from 300 products in 2015 to 7,000 in 2019; Boardgame Space: from 34 games in 2017 to 3,500 in 2019
Disclaimer
Director: Alfonso Cuaron
Stars: Cate Blanchett, Kevin Kline, Lesley Manville
Rating: 4/5
Expert advice
“Join in with a group like Cycle Safe Dubai or TrainYAS, where you’ll meet like-minded people and always have support on hand.”
Stewart Howison, co-founder of Cycle Safe Dubai and owner of Revolution Cycles
“When you sweat a lot, you lose a lot of salt and other electrolytes from your body. If your electrolytes drop enough, you will be at risk of cramping. To prevent salt deficiency, simply add an electrolyte mix to your water.”
Cornelia Gloor, head of RAK Hospital’s Rehabilitation and Physiotherapy Centre
“Don’t make the mistake of thinking you can ride as fast or as far during the summer as you do in cooler weather. The heat will make you expend more energy to maintain a speed that might normally be comfortable, so pace yourself when riding during the hotter parts of the day.”
Chandrashekar Nandi, physiotherapist at Burjeel Hospital in Dubai
Our legal consultant
Name: Hassan Mohsen Elhais
Position: legal consultant with Al Rowaad Advocates and Legal Consultants.
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Engine: 1.5-litre turbo
Power: 181hp
Torque: 230Nm
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Nayanthara: Beyond The Fairy Tale
Starring: Nayanthara, Vignesh Shivan, Radhika Sarathkumar, Nagarjuna Akkineni
Director: Amith Krishnan
Rating: 3.5/5
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Name: Qyubic
Started: October 2023
Founder: Namrata Raina
Based: Dubai
Sector: E-commerce
Current number of staff: 10
Investment stage: Pre-seed
Initial investment: Undisclosed
Cricket World Cup League 2
UAE squad
Rahul Chopra (captain), Aayan Afzal Khan, Ali Naseer, Aryansh Sharma, Basil Hameed, Dhruv Parashar, Junaid Siddique, Muhammad Farooq, Muhammad Jawadullah, Muhammad Waseem, Omid Rahman, Rahul Bhatia, Tanish Suri, Vishnu Sukumaran, Vriitya Aravind
Fixtures
Friday, November 1 – Oman v UAE
Sunday, November 3 – UAE v Netherlands
Thursday, November 7 – UAE v Oman
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Volunteers offer workers a lifeline
Community volunteers have swung into action delivering food packages and toiletries to the men.
When provisions are distributed, the men line up in long queues for packets of rice, flour, sugar, salt, pulses, milk, biscuits, shaving kits, soap and telecom cards.
Volunteers from St Mary’s Catholic Church said some workers came to the church to pray for their families and ask for assistance.
Boxes packed with essential food items were distributed to workers in the Dubai Investments Park and Ras Al Khaimah camps last week. Workers at the Sonapur camp asked for Dh1,600 towards their gas bill.
“Especially in this year of tolerance we consider ourselves privileged to be able to lend a helping hand to our needy brothers in the Actco camp," Father Lennie Connully, parish priest of St Mary’s.
Workers spoke of their helplessness, seeing children’s marriages cancelled because of lack of money going home. Others told of their misery of being unable to return home when a parent died.
“More than daily food, they are worried about not sending money home for their family,” said Kusum Dutta, a volunteer who works with the Indian consulate.
Citadel: Honey Bunny first episode
Directors: Raj & DK
Stars: Varun Dhawan, Samantha Ruth Prabhu, Kashvi Majmundar, Kay Kay Menon
Rating: 4/5
The specs: 2019 Mini Cooper
Price, base: Dh141,740 (three-door) / Dh165,900 (five-door)
Engine: 1.5-litre four-cylinder (Cooper) / 2.0-litre four-cylinder (Cooper S)
Power: 136hp @ 4,500rpm (Cooper) / 192hp @ 5,000rpm (Cooper S)
Torque: 220Nm @ 1,480rpm (Cooper) / 280Nm @ 1,350rpm (Cooper S)
Transmission: Seven-speed automatic
Fuel consumption, combined: 4.8L to 5.4L / 100km