Radamel Falcao has scored four goals in 16 Premier League matches for Manchester United. Andrew Winning / Reuters
Radamel Falcao has scored four goals in 16 Premier League matches for Manchester United. Andrew Winning / Reuters

Fair to conclude: Louis van Gaal’s £152 million men at Manchester United a collective misfire



There have been many wonderful years in Manchester United's glorious history. It is safe to say 2014 was not one of them. The story of a troubled 12 months can be told in many ways. One is simply to study their meetings with Sunderland.

There was the League Cup semi-final, which seemed to sum up their haplessness under the luckless David Moyes. United missed four of their five penalties in the shootout to contrive to miss out on the Wembley showpiece.

There was Ryan Giggs’s sole defeat as interim manager, an otherwise inconsequential affair which in effect confirmed the inevitable but remarkable: that, for the first time in a quarter of a century, United would not qualify for Europe.

It proved the final Old Trafford appearances of Rio Ferdinand and Patrice Evra and an anti-climactic ending for both fine servants. Giggs’s team seemed a late-era Alex Ferguson selection.

Then, in Louis van Gaal's stuttering start, his first Premier League point was earned at Sunderland in August. Tom Cleverley, Michael Keane and Danny Welbeck all took the field for United. It was not Van Gaal's team then. It ought to be now.

Then, as they now, United face Sunderland on the back of a 2-1 defeat to Swansea City. The difference is that an expensive overhaul has been conducted, if not yet completed, since then.

Half of the outfield starters at the Liberty Stadium last week were Van Gaal’s recruits. Should Robin van Persie miss Saturday’s game and Radamel Falcao replace him, that proportion will go up to 60 per cent. It would also be the first league game all six summer signings have started together. The £152 million (Dh864.4m) men have figured in twos, threes, fours and fives, but never as a sextet in the initial 11.

That reflects their respective injury problems and the alternative options in Van Gaal’s squad. They are also an indication of a more damning reality.

While Chelsea, Southampton and West Ham United have progressed because of their business, and while Liverpool and Arsenal can point to transfer-market triumphs, so far, none of United’s additions qualifies as a success.

Perhaps only Falcao can be dismissed as a failure, but each of the others has much to prove. The most recent addition, Victor Valdes, has yet to debut and cannot be judged, but a strike rate of no genuine hits from the first six reflects poorly on Van Gaal and United.

Ander Herrera represents the greatest mystery. He is a box-to-box midfielder, something United have lacked for years, and has delivered five goals in nine starts, but he has only begun two league games since October. Van Gaal has confirmed a midfielder is his top priority in the summer but has yet to properly explain why Herrera fell out of favour.

Angel Di Maria had a wonderful start, whether everything he touched, or even mishit, turned to goals, but now he rarely resembles the Uefa Champions League final’s man of the match. It scarcely helps that Van Gaal has misused him as a striker, or that his impatience with United’s ponderous play has resulted in the Argentine giving the ball away in ever more ambitious attempts to make anything happen.

Daley Blind and Marcos Rojo have been solid additions, but the Dutchman needs to show that, when Michael Carrick is available, he has the creativity to merit a place in the strongest side. The Argentine has been United’s finest defender this season, but that is not saying much. They still require a commanding centre-back.

Luke Shaw has the potential to prove the best signing but struggled at Swansea. While he was named in the PFA Team of the Year last season, he does not look the league’s best left-back.

Then there is Falcao, who has plumbed new depths with every appearance. He has mustered a mere four goals, and it is a sign of his decline that Sunderland should be pleased to see him in the starting 11.

The mighty have fallen. They have done before when United have met Sunderland.

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Citizenship-by-investment programmes

United Kingdom

The UK offers three programmes for residency. The UK Overseas Business Representative Visa lets you open an overseas branch office of your existing company in the country at no extra investment. For the UK Tier 1 Innovator Visa, you are required to invest £50,000 (Dh238,000) into a business. You can also get a UK Tier 1 Investor Visa if you invest £2 million, £5m or £10m (the higher the investment, the sooner you obtain your permanent residency).

All UK residency visas get approved in 90 to 120 days and are valid for 3 years. After 3 years, the applicant can apply for extension of another 2 years. Once they have lived in the UK for a minimum of 6 months every year, they are eligible to apply for permanent residency (called Indefinite Leave to Remain). After one year of ILR, the applicant can apply for UK passport.

The Caribbean

Depending on the country, the investment amount starts from $100,000 (Dh367,250) and can go up to $400,000 in real estate. From the date of purchase, it will take between four to five months to receive a passport. 

Portugal

The investment amount ranges from €350,000 to €500,000 (Dh1.5m to Dh2.16m) in real estate. From the date of purchase, it will take a maximum of six months to receive a Golden Visa. Applicants can apply for permanent residency after five years and Portuguese citizenship after six years.

“Among European countries with residency programmes, Portugal has been the most popular because it offers the most cost-effective programme to eventually acquire citizenship of the European Union without ever residing in Portugal,” states Veronica Cotdemiey of Citizenship Invest.

Greece

The real estate investment threshold to acquire residency for Greece is €250,000, making it the cheapest real estate residency visa scheme in Europe. You can apply for residency in four months and citizenship after seven years.

Spain

The real estate investment threshold to acquire residency for Spain is €500,000. You can apply for permanent residency after five years and citizenship after 10 years. It is not necessary to live in Spain to retain and renew the residency visa permit.

Cyprus

Cyprus offers the quickest route to citizenship of a European country in only six months. An investment of €2m in real estate is required, making it the highest priced programme in Europe.

Malta

The Malta citizenship by investment programme is lengthy and investors are required to contribute sums as donations to the Maltese government. The applicant must either contribute at least €650,000 to the National Development & Social Fund. Spouses and children are required to contribute €25,000; unmarried children between 18 and 25 and dependent parents must contribute €50,000 each.

The second step is to make an investment in property of at least €350,000 or enter a property rental contract for at least €16,000 per annum for five years. The third step is to invest at least €150,000 in bonds or shares approved by the Maltese government to be kept for at least five years.

Candidates must commit to a minimum physical presence in Malta before citizenship is granted. While you get residency in two months, you can apply for citizenship after a year.

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The government has taken an increasingly tough line against companies that fail to pay employees on time. Three years ago, the Cabinet passed a decree allowing the government to halt the granting of work permits to companies with wage backlogs.

The new measures passed by the Cabinet in 2016 were an update to the Wage Protection System, which is in place to track whether a company pays its employees on time or not.

If wages are 10 days late, the new measures kick in and the company is alerted it is in breach of labour rules. If wages remain unpaid for a total of 16 days, the authorities can cancel work permits, effectively shutting off operations. Fines of up to Dh5,000 per unpaid employee follow after 60 days.

Despite those measures, late payments remain an issue, particularly in the construction sector. Smaller contractors, such as electrical, plumbing and fit-out businesses, often blame the bigger companies that hire them for wages being late.

The authorities have urged employees to report their companies at the labour ministry or Tawafuq service centres — there are 15 in Abu Dhabi.

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September 12-16: Fifth Test, Oval

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UAE squad

Rahul Chopra (captain), Aayan Afzal Khan, Ali Naseer, Aryansh Sharma, Basil Hameed, Dhruv Parashar, Junaid Siddique, Muhammad Farooq, Muhammad Jawadullah, Muhammad Waseem, Omid Rahman, Rahul Bhatia, Tanish Suri, Vishnu Sukumaran, Vriitya Aravind

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Sunday, November 3 – UAE v Netherlands
Thursday, November 7 – UAE v Oman
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