Cameroon may be known as the Indomitable Lions, but it is a shame that someone did not summon the strength to subdue the person who designed their kit for the African Cup of Nations in 2002.
The tournament is a real bugbear for European managers, who lose their star African players for a month, but it provided another talking point seven years ago, when the holders turned up in Mali sans sleeves.
The kit certainly allowed them to flex their muscles as Cameroon won the tournament without conceding a goal in regular play in any of their six matches.
They beat Senegal 3-2 on penalties in the final in Bamako.
Fifa, however, were not so impressed - at least with the vests - and banned the team from wearing them at that summer's World Cup.
The kitmakers Puma added black arms to the kit to give the illusion of no sleeves, but the magic had gone and they failed to make it beyond the group stage.
At the 2004 Cup of Nations they were at it again though, with a lovely one-piece number.
Fifa said the kit was illegal - insisting that kits must be separate shirt a shorts (Well, it would halve the sales otherwise, wouldn't it?).
World football's governing body deducted six points from Cameroon's qualifying campaign, only to hand them back rather sheepishly after Puma pointed out that a requirement for a two piece kit is not stated in Fifa's laws of the game.
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- September 5 – Iraq v UAE, Amman, Jordan (venue TBC)
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Director: Todd Phillips
Rating: 2/5
The specs
Price, base / as tested Dh1,100,000 (est)
Engine 5.2-litre V10
Gearbox seven-speed dual clutch
Power 630bhp @ 8,000rpm
Torque 600Nm @ 6,500rpm
Fuel economy, combined 15.7L / 100km (est)
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Install an air filter in your home.
Close your windows and turn on the AC.
Shower or bath after being outside.
Wear a face mask.
Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.
If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.
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Director: Laila Abbas
Starring: Yasmine Al Massri, Clara Khoury, Kamel El Basha, Ashraf Barhoum
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How England have scored their set-piece goals in Russia
Three Penalties
v Panama, Group Stage (Harry Kane)
v Panama, Group Stage (Kane)
v Colombia, Last 16 (Kane)
Four Corners
v Tunisia, Group Stage (Kane, via John Stones header, from Ashley Young corner)
v Tunisia, Group Stage (Kane, via Harry Maguire header, from Kieran Trippier corner)
v Panama, Group Stage (Stones, header, from Trippier corner)
v Sweden, Quarter-Final (Maguire, header, from Young corner)
One Free-Kick
v Panama, Group Stage (Stones, via Jordan Henderson, Kane header, and Raheem Sterling, from Tripper free-kick)
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RESULT
West Brom 2 Liverpool 2
West Brom: Livermore (79'), Rondón (88' )
Liverpool: Ings (4'), Salah (72')
The biog
Family: wife, four children, 11 grandchildren, 16 great-grandchildren
Reads: Newspapers, historical, religious books and biographies
Education: High school in Thatta, a city now in Pakistan
Regrets: Not completing college in Karachi when universities were shut down following protests by freedom fighters for the British to quit India
Happiness: Work on creative ideas, you will also need ideals to make people happy