If some of the derision being heaped on the Europa League in recent weeks were delivered in a school playground, the abusers would be serving long hours of detention by now.
The loudest bullies come from England, where the reaction of Sir Alex Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, to the fact his club will be in Friday's draw for Uefa's secondary competition rather than for the last 16 of the Champions League, has been barely concealed scorn.
Harry Redknapp, the Tottenham Hotspur manager, struggles to disguise the indifference he feels ahead of tomorrow's trip to Shamrock Rovers. And Spurs are teetering on the edge of elimination in Europa League.
Redknapp, like Ferguson, says he resents the "Thursday and Sunday" schedule that involvement in the Europa League - where most fixtures are on Thursday nights, meaning subsequent league matches are on Sundays or Mondays - imposes.
What he misses is the Champions League, where Spurs reached a quarter-final last March, for its glamour.
Ever since the Champions League expanded at the end of the 1990s to include more than one team each from the major leagues of Europe, other international club competitions have suffered by comparison.
The European Cup-Winners Cup was abandoned a dozen years ago, its diverting history consigned to the sport's archives. The Uefa Cup - which changed its name to the Europa League in 2009 - became strictly and literally Europe's second division with the rule demoting the third-placed finishers from Champions League groups into its ranks.
Nobody usually uses the word "relegation" for what happened to Ferguson's United when they lost their final, decisive 2011 Champions League fixture against Basel last Wednesday. But relegation is what it was.
There is some consolation, at least, in the company United are keeping in their reduced status.
The champions of England will be joined in Friday's Europa League knockout-phase draw by the champions of Portugal - a Porto team who won the last Europa League - of Holland (Ajax), and of Greece (Olympiakos).
There is a curiosity here. Of the top 10 domestic leagues in the Uefa rankings, there are now more defending champions in the knockout stage of the Europa League than there are in the last 16 of the Champions League, where Barcelona (Spain), AC Milan (Italy) and CSKA Moscow (Russia) are the only league title-holders from the top 10 seeded nations left.
Other champions from sturdy leagues have fallen even further than United and Porto. Lille, the Ligue 1 winners in France last May, and Borussia Dortmund, the Bundesliga shield holders, finished bottom of their respective Champions League groups.
Michel Platini, the Uefa president in whose tenure the Europa League got its current name and who has pursued various strategies to make the Champions League less elitist, says "the Europa League is a brilliant competition".
It certainly has an extra sheen for the presence not only of United, but of Manchester City, relegated from the Champions League but currently leading the English Premier League.
Paris Saint-Germain, newly wealthy and ambitious, would hope to confirm their progress to the knockout stages when they meet Athletic Bilbao, who are already through, tonight.
Athletic themselves will be part of a strong Spanish contingent in the next phase, along with Valencia and Atletico Madrid.
A sceptic would be well advised to ask a club like Atletico what they think of the Europa League. Nobody witnessing the celebrations when they won the tournament in 2010 could have mistaken the prize as anything but a cherished trophy.
But while a final between, say, United and PSG, or City and Valencia or Porto versus Atletico would excite and resonate, the competition will remain scorned in the playground of the super-clubs, or aspiring heavyweights, until Uefa make further changes to how it is staged.
They are unlikely to abandon the principle of December relegations from the Champions League, but they could energise the Europa League even further were they to offer the winners a berth in the next edition of the Champions League.
Sometimes, these winners would have qualified anyway, by their domestic league positions, but if a club like Spurs glimpsed that carrot, a man like Redknapp would be more enthusiastic.
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- Lake: Brown's centrepiece to be cleaned of silt that makes it as shallow as 2.5cm
- Biodiversity: Bat cave to be added and habitats designed for kingfishers and little grebes
- Flood risk: Longer grass, deeper lake, restored ponds and absorbent paths all meant to siphon off water
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Company Profile
Name: Thndr
Started: 2019
Co-founders: Ahmad Hammouda and Seif Amr
Sector: FinTech
Headquarters: Egypt
UAE base: Hub71, Abu Dhabi
Current number of staff: More than 150
Funds raised: $22 million
If you go
The flights
Emirates (www.emirates.com) and Etihad (www.etihad.com) both fly direct to Bengaluru, with return fares from Dh 1240. From Bengaluru airport, Coorg is a five-hour drive by car.
The hotels
The Tamara (www.thetamara.com) is located inside a working coffee plantation and offers individual villas with sprawling views of the hills (tariff from Dh1,300, including taxes and breakfast).
When to go
Coorg is an all-year destination, with the peak season for travel extending from the cooler months between October and March.
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By Dave Lory with Jim Irvin
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Director: Alfonso Cuaron
Stars: Cate Blanchett, Kevin Kline, Lesley Manville
Rating: 4/5
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Recipe
Garlicky shrimp in olive oil
Gambas Al Ajillo
Preparation time: 5 to 10 minutes
Cooking time: 5 minutes
Serves 4
Ingredients
180ml extra virgin olive oil; 4 to 5 large cloves of garlic, minced or pureed (or 3 to 4 garlic scapes, roughly chopped); 1 or 2 small hot red chillies, dried (or ¼ teaspoon dried red chilli flakes); 400g raw prawns, deveined, heads removed and tails left intact; a generous splash of sweet chilli vinegar; sea salt flakes for seasoning; a small handful of fresh flat-leaf parsley, roughly chopped
Method
▶ Heat the oil in a terracotta dish or frying pan. Once the oil is sizzling hot, add the garlic and chilli, stirring continuously for about 10 seconds until golden and aromatic.
▶ Add a splash of sweet chilli vinegar and as it vigorously simmers, releasing perfumed aromas, add the prawns and cook, stirring a few times.
▶ Once the prawns turn pink, after 1 or 2 minutes of cooking, remove from the heat and season with sea salt flakes.
▶ Once the prawns are cool enough to eat, scatter with parsley and serve with small forks or toothpicks as the perfect sharing starter. Finish off with crusty bread to soak up all that flavour-infused olive oil.
Cricket World Cup League 2
UAE squad
Rahul Chopra (captain), Aayan Afzal Khan, Ali Naseer, Aryansh Sharma, Basil Hameed, Dhruv Parashar, Junaid Siddique, Muhammad Farooq, Muhammad Jawadullah, Muhammad Waseem, Omid Rahman, Rahul Bhatia, Tanish Suri, Vishnu Sukumaran, Vriitya Aravind
Fixtures
Friday, November 1 – Oman v UAE
Sunday, November 3 – UAE v Netherlands
Thursday, November 7 – UAE v Oman
Saturday, November 9 – Netherlands v UAE
The specs
Engine: 2.7-litre 4-cylinder Turbomax
Power: 310hp
Torque: 583Nm
Transmission: 8-speed automatic
Price: From Dh192,500
On sale: Now
Kanguva
Director: Siva
Stars: Suriya, Bobby Deol, Disha Patani, Yogi Babu, Redin Kingsley
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Qyubic
Started: October 2023
Founder: Namrata Raina
Based: Dubai
Sector: E-commerce
Current number of staff: 10
Investment stage: Pre-seed
Initial investment: Undisclosed
How to protect yourself when air quality drops
Install an air filter in your home.
Close your windows and turn on the AC.
Shower or bath after being outside.
Wear a face mask.
Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.
If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.
Fight card
Bantamweight
Siyovush Gulmamadov (TJK) v Rey Nacionales (PHI)
Lightweight
Alexandru Chitoran (ROM) v Hussein Fakhir Abed (SYR)
Catch 74kg
Tohir Zhuraev (TJK) v Omar Hussein (JOR)
Strawweight (Female)
Weronika Zygmunt (POL) v Seo Ye-dam (KOR)
Featherweight
Kaan Ofli (TUR) v Walid Laidi (ALG)
Lightweight
Leandro Martins (BRA) v Abdulla Al Bousheiri (KUW)
Welterweight
Ahmad Labban (LEB) v Sofiane Benchohra (ALG)
Bantamweight
Jaures Dea (CAM) v Nawras Abzakh (JOR)
Lightweight
Mohammed Yahya (UAE) v Glen Ranillo (PHI)
Lightweight
Alan Omer (GER) v Aidan Aguilera (AUS)
Welterweight
Mounir Lazzez (TUN) Sasha Palatnikov (HKG)
Featherweight title bout
Romando Dy (PHI) v Lee Do-gyeom (KOR)
Heavily-sugared soft drinks slip through the tax net
Some popular drinks with high levels of sugar and caffeine have slipped through the fizz drink tax loophole, as they are not carbonated or classed as an energy drink.
Arizona Iced Tea with lemon is one of those beverages, with one 240 millilitre serving offering up 23 grams of sugar - about six teaspoons.
A 680ml can of Arizona Iced Tea costs just Dh6.
Most sports drinks sold in supermarkets were found to contain, on average, five teaspoons of sugar in a 500ml bottle.
LA LIGA FIXTURES
Friday Celta Vigo v Villarreal (midnight kick-off UAE)
Saturday Sevilla v Real Sociedad (4pm), Atletico Madrid v Athletic Bilbao (7.15pm), Granada v Barcelona (9.30pm), Osasuna v Real Madrid (midnight)
Sunday Levante v Eibar (4pm), Cadiz v Alaves (7.15pm), Elche v Getafe (9.30pm), Real Valladolid v Valencia (midnight)
Monday Huesca v Real Betis (midnight)
THE SPECS
Engine: 1.5-litre turbocharged four-cylinder
Transmission: Constant Variable (CVT)
Power: 141bhp
Torque: 250Nm
Price: Dh64,500
On sale: Now
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Starring: Nayanthara, Vignesh Shivan, Radhika Sarathkumar, Nagarjuna Akkineni
Director: Amith Krishnan
Rating: 3.5/5
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Almnssa
Started: August 2020
Founder: Areej Selmi
Based: Gaza
Sectors: Internet, e-commerce
Investments: Grants/private funding
How to wear a kandura
Dos
- Wear the right fabric for the right season and occasion
- Always ask for the dress code if you don’t know
- Wear a white kandura, white ghutra / shemagh (headwear) and black shoes for work
- Wear 100 per cent cotton under the kandura as most fabrics are polyester
Don’ts
- Wear hamdania for work, always wear a ghutra and agal
- Buy a kandura only based on how it feels; ask questions about the fabric and understand what you are buying
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