This would have to be one of the most unusual arrangements in all of sport.
As the tension accumulates toward a start date tomorrow, the six yachts of the Volvo Ocean Race repose beside each other in the dock. They bob so close to each other that Carl Lewis probably could jump from one to the other in sequence.
From left to right in an inlet on the Mediterranean coast, just around the corner from the beach, their brightly painted bows all but glow: the Puma black (named Puma's Mar Mostro), the Groupama orange (Groupama 4), the Camper red-burgundy (Camper), the Abu Dhabi black (Azzam), the Telefonica blue (Telefonica) and the Team Sanya orange-yellow (Sanya). They have lived like this for much of October already, the crews eyeballing each other for hints ahead of the in-port race Saturday and the start of the first leg, Alicante to Cape Town, on November 5.
"In this sport, the tool is a big part of it," said Wade Morgan, the Abu Dhabi Ocean Racing bowman and boat captain.
"They can see yours, you can see theirs. You spend a lot of time looking, hoping to figure out what they're doing."
He pointed out that in Formula One, team members are not allowed in enemy garages, yet for this gruelling-beyond-gruelling, nine-month, 39,000-nautical-mile race, everybody accesses the boats along the same little wharf.
There is even a bit of an art for staring indiscriminately, as the helmsman/trimmer, Simon Fisher, demonstrated by hunching over slightly as if pretending not to look.
"When we first arrived you sort of pull into the dock," he said, "and all the other teams are there. They're interested, but they don't want to appear too interested."
Teams might spot something on a rival tool and think: "We should have done that."
Morgan joked he had developed a brazen technique: "I just walk up," he said. "I ask them to point out something I might have missed. 'Any features you've been working on? Anything I should know about?'"
Making it odder still, the crews all know each other, and Fisher reckons he has sailed with "most of them" at some point or other.
Pointing to the Telefonica boat, just to the left shoulder of Azzam, he noted that he sailed for that very team last time around.
For demonstration, he pointed out the emergency rudder gudgeons affixed to the sterns on the Abu Dhabi boat Azzam and its next-door neighbours, Telefonica and Camper. Sure enough, each of the three boats had utilised a different construct for the emergency rudder gudgeons, even as each hoped never to have to use them, and even as it is not "a performance-related issue", according to Morgan.
As he spoke in the late afternoon, music played on loudspeakers throughout the area.
The public milled about, strolling and gawking.
The line of team hospitality areas rose from behind the stern, the Abu Dhabi house bright red featuring a greeter in a kandura.
Up on the hill back in town, the Castle of Santa Barbara pretty much hovered over things as ever (well, for the past 1,200 years or so).
Another practice day waned for Azzam.
Butti Al Muhairi, the 27-year-old reserve Emirati sailor and shore team member, donned a diving suit and plunged beneath the boat for cleaning, proving the capabilities of this former oil-rig hand might be boundless.
Paul Willcox, the South African reserve sailor, called the scene "very cool" as he anticipated duty Saturday for the in-port race, replacing the under-30 sailor Andrew Lewis, who has returned much of the way around the world to his home in Hawaii as his wife, Danielle, gave birth to a daughter, Taylor.
Lewis will return to start the first leg, that 6,500-mile trek that consumes all these windy minds at the moment.
"Actually the first leg is probably the most exciting," Fisher said. "There's a lot of anticipation, anxiousness. Basically we started this process nine months ago, and we're about to see if we've made the right decisions. …
"You can't draw any strong conclusions about our speed until we're partway into the first leg.
"In two weeks we'll have an idea, probably. Potentially that could set the tone for the next nine months."
Right about then, a photographer asked him if she could snap some shots of the inside of the boat.
Said Fisher, smiling as usual during a good-natured refusal. "That's the only bit we can hide."
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Brief scores:
Kashima Antlers 0
River Plate 4
Zuculini 24', Martinez 73', 90 2', Borre 89' (pen)
Thor: Ragnarok
Dir: Taika Waititi
Starring: Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston, Cate Blanchett, Jeff Goldblum, Mark Ruffalo, Tessa Thompson
Four stars
The specs
Engine: Four electric motors, one at each wheel
Power: 579hp
Torque: 859Nm
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
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BULKWHIZ PROFILE
Date started: February 2017
Founders: Amira Rashad (CEO), Yusuf Saber (CTO), Mahmoud Sayedahmed (adviser), Reda Bouraoui (adviser)
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: E-commerce
Size: 50 employees
Funding: approximately $6m
Investors: Beco Capital, Enabling Future and Wain in the UAE; China's MSA Capital; 500 Startups; Faith Capital and Savour Ventures in Kuwait
The design
The protective shell is covered in solar panels to make use of light and produce energy. This will drastically reduce energy loss.
More than 80 per cent of the energy consumed by the French pavilion will be produced by the sun.
The architecture will control light sources to provide a highly insulated and airtight building.
The forecourt is protected from the sun and the plants will refresh the inner spaces.
A micro water treatment plant will recycle used water to supply the irrigation for the plants and to flush the toilets. This will reduce the pavilion’s need for fresh water by 30 per cent.
Energy-saving equipment will be used for all lighting and projections.
Beyond its use for the expo, the pavilion will be easy to dismantle and reuse the material.
Some elements of the metal frame can be prefabricated in a factory.
From architects to sound technicians and construction companies, a group of experts from 10 companies have created the pavilion.
Work will begin in May; the first stone will be laid in Dubai in the second quarter of 2019.
Construction of the pavilion will take 17 months from May 2019 to September 2020.
The specs
Engine: 2.0-litre 4-cylinder turbo
Power: 240hp at 5,500rpm
Torque: 390Nm at 3,000rpm
Transmission: eight-speed auto
Price: from Dh122,745
On sale: now
Results
5.30pm: Maiden (TB) Dh82,500 (Turf) 1,400m; Winner: Mcmanaman, Sam Hitchcock (jockey), Doug Watson (trainer)
6.05pm: Handicap (TB) Dh87,500 (T) 1,400m; Winner: Bawaasil, Sam Hitchcott, Doug Watson
6.40pm: Handicap (TB) Dh105,000 (Dirt) 1,400m; Winner: Bochart, Fabrice Veron, Satish Seemar
7.15pm: Handicap (TB) Dh105,000 (T) 1,200m; Winner: Mutaraffa, Antonio Fresu, Musabah Al Muhairi
7.50pm: Longines Stakes – Conditions (TB) Dh120,00 (D) 1,900m; Winner: Rare Ninja, Royston Ffrench, Salem bin Ghadayer
8.25pm: Zabeel Trophy – Rated Conditions (TB) Dh120,000 (T) 1,600m; Winner: Alfareeq, Antonio Fresu, Musabah Al Muhairi
9pm: Handicap (TB) Dh105,000 (T) 2,410m; Winner: Good Tidings, Antonio Fresu, Musabah Al Muhairi
9.35pm: Handicap (TB) Dh92,500 (T) 2,000m; Winner: Zorion, Abdul Aziz Al Balushi, Helal Al Alawi
The specs: 2019 Aston Martin DBS Superleggera
Price, base: Dh1.2 million
Engine: 5.2-litre twin-turbo V12
Transmission: Eight-speed automatic
Power: 725hp @ 6,500pm
Torque: 900Nm @ 1,800rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 12.3L / 100km (estimate)
Get Out
Director: Jordan Peele
Stars: Daniel Kaluuya, Allison Williams, Catherine Keener, Bradley Whitford
Four stars
8 UAE companies helping families reduce their carbon footprint
Greenheart Organic Farms
This Dubai company was one of the country’s first organic farms, set up in 2012, and it now delivers a wide array of fruits and vegetables grown regionally or in the UAE, as well as other grocery items, to both Dubai and Abu Dhabi doorsteps.
www.greenheartuae.com
Modibodi
Founded in Australia, Modibodi is now in the UAE with waste-free, reusable underwear that eliminates the litter created by a woman’s monthly cycle, which adds up to approximately 136kgs of sanitary waste over a lifetime.
www.modibodi.ae
The Good Karma Co
From brushes made of plant fibres to eco-friendly storage solutions, this company has planet-friendly alternatives to almost everything we need, including tin foil and toothbrushes.
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Re:told
One Dubai boutique, Re:told, is taking second-hand garments and selling them on at a fraction of the price, helping to cut back on the hundreds of thousands of tonnes of clothes thrown into landfills each year.
www.shopretold.com
Lush
Lush provides products such as shampoo and conditioner as package-free bars with reusable tins to store.
www.mena.lush.com
Bubble Bro
Offering filtered, still and sparkling water on tap, Bubble Bro is attempting to ensure we don’t produce plastic or glass waste. Founded in 2017 by Adel Abu-Aysha, the company is on track to exceeding its target of saving one million bottles by the end of the year.
www.bubble-bro.com
Coethical
This company offers refillable, eco-friendly home cleaning and hygiene products that are all biodegradable, free of chemicals and certifiably not tested on animals.
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Eggs & Soldiers
This bricks-and-mortar shop and e-store, founded by a Dubai mum-of-four, is the place to go for all manner of family products – from reusable cloth diapers to organic skincare and sustainable toys.
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'The Last Days of Ptolemy Grey'
Rating: 3/5
Directors: Ramin Bahrani, Debbie Allen, Hanelle Culpepper, Guillermo Navarro
Writers: Walter Mosley
Stars: Samuel L Jackson, Dominique Fishback, Walton Goggins
MATCH RESULT
Al Jazira 3 Persepolis 2
Jazira: Mabkhout (52'), Romarinho (77'), Al Hammadi (90' 6)
Persepolis: Alipour (42'), Mensha (84')
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Name: Dr Hassan Mohsen Elhais
Position: legal consultant with Al Rowaad Advocates and Legal Consultants.
Essentials
The flights: You can fly from the UAE to Iceland with one stop in Europe with a variety of airlines. Return flights with Emirates from Dubai to Stockholm, then Icelandair to Reykjavik, cost from Dh4,153 return. The whole trip takes 11 hours. British Airways flies from Abu Dhabi and Dubai to Reykjavik, via London, with return flights taking 12 hours and costing from Dh2,490 return, including taxes.
The activities: A half-day Silfra snorkelling trip costs 14,990 Icelandic kronur (Dh544) with Dive.is. Inside the Volcano also takes half a day and costs 42,000 kronur (Dh1,524). The Jokulsarlon small-boat cruise lasts about an hour and costs 9,800 kronur (Dh356). Into the Glacier costs 19,500 kronur (Dh708). It lasts three to four hours.
The tours: It’s often better to book a tailor-made trip through a specialist operator. UK-based Discover the World offers seven nights, self-driving, across the island from £892 (Dh4,505) per person. This includes three nights’ accommodation at Hotel Husafell near Into the Glacier, two nights at Hotel Ranga and two nights at the Icelandair Hotel Klaustur. It includes car rental, plus an iPad with itinerary and tourist information pre-loaded onto it, while activities can be booked as optional extras. More information inspiredbyiceland.com
Florence and the Machine – High as Hope
Three stars
Monster Hunter: World
Capcom
PlayStation 4, Xbox One
MATCH INFO
Final: England v South Africa, Saturday, 1pm
MATCH SCHEDULE
Uefa Champions League semi-final, first leg
Tuesday, April 24 (10.45pm)
Liverpool v Roma
Wednesday, April 25
Bayern Munich v Real Madrid (10.45pm)
Europa League semi-final, first leg
Thursday, April 26
Arsenal v Atletico Madrid (11.05pm)
Marseille v Salzburg (11.05pm)
NBA Finals results
Game 1: Warriors 124, Cavaliers 114
Game 2: Warriors 122, Cavaliers 103
Game 3: Cavaliers 102, Warriors 110
Game 4: In Cleveland, Sunday (Monday morning UAE)
Our legal consultant
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