While the UAE’s spa scene never ceases to throw up weird and wonderful treatments, the actual premises that host them are a rather more staid medium. The design language rarely significantly deviates from pastel shades and water features, soundtracked by new-age music. Sure, there are variations in treatment-room shapes and sizes, and occasionally you’ll get a high-rise view into the bargain, but the basic building blocks can begin to blend into one for the regularly pampered.
That’s seemingly something that the gents-only Jazz Lounge Spa – located on Umm Suqeim Road, about 10 minutes’ drive from Mall of the Emirates – is attempting to address, with an altogether funkier take on the surrounds for a massage. A floor mural of piano keys and walls full of framed photos of a plethora of musicians throughout the ages decorate the corridor from the reception area to the treatment rooms, with colourful guitars propped up at various junctures. The theme was continued in my treatment room, albeit in a subtler fashion, with trumpets suspended from the ceiling, glinting in the soft light. It’s a bit like going to the Hard Rock Cafe for a rub-down.
I selected the nicely themed Jazz Quartet Massage. Despite that name perhaps suggesting a four-handed treatment, it was actually a four-in-one experience that combined acupressure-point stimulation, stroking techniques, hot “trigger” stones and a hot compress. Rejuvenating tense muscles and nerves is the stated aim, which I can report was largely successful.
As is nearly always the case in such circumstances, my diminutive Balinese therapist belied her stature with her ability to apply significant strength where required – I asked for medium-hard pressure, and things might have become a tad uncomfortable had I requested anything more stimulating.
After an opening foot ritual, I was face down and being prodded all over with a combination of hot stones (“hot” at times gave way to volcanic-lava levels of temperature, particularly on tender extremities such as the soles of my feet) and similarly warmed-up gauze compress bags. The heat served to ease aching joints, however, and a clever combination of lavender-oil-based hand strokes between the hot elements of the treatment kept me from completely burning up.
It’s not a complaint you’ll often hear, but at 90 minutes, the massage almost felt overly lengthy. Despite the disparate techniques, there’s perhaps not quite enough variation in sensations, with the dual heated attacks somewhat blending into one after a while. A concluding head massage with the aforementioned scented oil did at least help to erase some of those grumbles.
The Jazz Quartet Massage hit a few off-key notes, then, but as a remedy for boredom at attending anodyne spas, the Jazz Lounge Spa is playing to its strengths.
• A 90-minute Jazz Quartet Massage at Jazz Lounge Spa, Al Barsha, Dubai, costs Dh420. Call 04 345 0036 for bookings
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Founder: Omar Onsi
Launched: 2018
Employees: 35
Financing stage: Seed round ($12 million)
Investors: B&Y, Phoenician Funds, M1 Group, Shorooq Partners
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Omar Yabroudi's factfile
Born: October 20, 1989, Sharjah
Education: Bachelor of Science and Football, Liverpool John Moores University
2010: Accrington Stanley FC, internship
2010-2012: Crystal Palace, performance analyst with U-18 academy
2012-2015: Barnet FC, first-team performance analyst/head of recruitment
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The more serious side of specialty coffee
While the taste of beans and freshness of roast is paramount to the specialty coffee scene, so is sustainability and workers’ rights.
The bulk of genuine specialty coffee companies aim to improve on these elements in every stage of production via direct relationships with farmers. For instance, Mokha 1450 on Al Wasl Road strives to work predominantly with women-owned and -operated coffee organisations, including female farmers in the Sabree mountains of Yemen.
Because, as the boutique’s owner, Garfield Kerr, points out: “women represent over 90 per cent of the coffee value chain, but are woefully underrepresented in less than 10 per cent of ownership and management throughout the global coffee industry.”
One of the UAE’s largest suppliers of green (meaning not-yet-roasted) beans, Raw Coffee, is a founding member of the Partnership of Gender Equity, which aims to empower female coffee farmers and harvesters.
Also, globally, many companies have found the perfect way to recycle old coffee grounds: they create the perfect fertile soil in which to grow mushrooms.
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Install an air filter in your home.
Close your windows and turn on the AC.
Shower or bath after being outside.
Wear a face mask.
Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.
If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.
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How to join and use Abu Dhabi’s public libraries
• There are six libraries in Abu Dhabi emirate run by the Department of Culture and Tourism, including one in Al Ain and Al Dhafra.
• Libraries are free to visit and visitors can consult books, use online resources and study there. Most are open from 8am to 8pm on weekdays, closed on Fridays and have variable hours on Saturdays, except for Qasr Al Watan which is open from 10am to 8pm every day.
• In order to borrow books, visitors must join the service by providing a passport photograph, Emirates ID and a refundable deposit of Dh400. Members can borrow five books for three weeks, all of which are renewable up to two times online.
• If users do not wish to pay the fee, they can still use the library’s electronic resources for free by simply registering on the website. Once registered, a username and password is provided, allowing remote access.
• For more information visit the library network's website.
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Torque: 230Nm
Transmission: 6-speed automatic
Starting price: Dh79,000
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Engine: 4-litre twin-turbo V8
Transmission: seven-speed
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Torque: 630Nm
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Sheikh Mohamed bin Zayed, Crown Prince of Abu Dhabi and Deputy Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces, established Edge in 2019.
It brought together 25 state-owned and independent companies specialising in weapons systems, cyber protection and electronic warfare.
Edge has an annual revenue of $5 billion and employs more than 12,000 people.
Some of the companies include Nimr, a maker of armoured vehicles, Caracal, which manufactures guns and ammunitions company, Lahab
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More than 2.2 million Indian tourists arrived in UAE in 2023
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ABU DHABI TRIATHLON
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