The welcome
The ostentatious entranceway to this new hotel is busy when we pull in on a Saturday evening, but our car is unloaded and valeted without any fuss. After presenting ourselves at reception we're taken through to a pleasant majlis-type room just off the busy and pleasingly over-the-top foyer (marble floors, thick gold pillars, Moroccan-style arches, a domed ceiling, fountains with jumping water, elaborate chandelier-type lamps and repro period furniture). Here I give my name to a member of staff and we're offered coffee and dates. After about 10 minutes, the assistant front office manager comes and welcomes us - though he addresses himself mainly to our male friend, who isn't even staying at the hotel. We're taken upstairs to what we think is our room, but it's the wrong one - a Mr Al Bihery's name is on the welcome screen. Finally, we're taken to our twin room on the third floor. There, the welcome letter addresses me as "Mr".
The neighbourhood
The Jumeirah Zabeel Saray is on the west crescent of the Palm Jumeirah, and is one of only a handful of hotels which are open. Yet the hotel and its grounds are so large that the unfinished projects and vacant plots of land barely affect one's experience.
The service
We aren't very impressed by the check-in process, but the restaurant and lobby staff seem well-trained, genuine and charming. The mostly Chinese staff in Imperium, the all-day dining restaurant, are very cheerful, helpful and intuitive; in Lalezar, the Turkish restaurant, they are slick, knowledgeable and professional; in the Talise Ottoman Spa, Kial from Uzbekistan gives me such a brilliant Turkish bath that I'd happily go back. Overall, we are greeted with efficiency, tact and a level of polish not seen in many hotels.
The room
Our room has a sea view and a lovely bathroom, but is nothing special otherwise. It does, however, do everything well - from the powerful air conditioning to the sublimely comfy beds and pillows. Its dark wood floors, furniture and lighting make it rather gloomy, though. At around 5.30am, I am woken by a phone ringing in a nearby room followed by a man shouting. It doesn't last long, but it is enough to spoil an otherwise deep sleep.
The scene
The public areas of the hotel have a lively buzz, mostly due to the fact that the place is fun and has 10 food and beverage outlets and several high-end shops. From the ostentatious lobby to the lavish Imperium, which is filled with crystal chandeliers, gilded columns and huge mirrors, to Lalezar, which is a hand-crafted copy of the Orange room at Istanbul's Topkapi Palace, to the unexpectedly space-age Voda bar, where one can sit in designer chairs and look up at paintings of cherubs, there's an element of exploration and adventure to this hotel that rivals many theme parks. The hotel's outside terraces, however, lack the level of detail lavished on the interiors, and are rather bland. The infinity pool is impressive, the beach pleasant, but the best thing about this hotel is that you don't have to go out in the heat and the decor is enough to keep you entertained.
The food
The buffet breakfast in Imperium offered a good and thoughtful spread and everything looked fresh, even at the end of the sitting, but the presence of flies hovering around the breakfast tables was disappointing. Tea, coffee and everything else we asked for was brought quickly. We found the food in Lalezar as sublime as the beautifully intricate decor - of particular note were the spiced tomato, cucumber and spring onion salad with pomegranate sauce (Dh50), the selection of hot and cold Turkish mezze (Dh140), the lamb tenderloin with rice (Dh145) and the dessert selection (Dh65). At the Indian restaurant, Amala, we were initially less than impressed with the news that we had no option but to opt for a Dh225-a-head feast, and nonplussed when we were told that we could order unlimited amounts of everything. Luckily we were hungry, and the food was surprisingly good. We tried scallops and tandoori tiger prawns to start (we preferred the prawns) and lamb shank, paneer makhani, vegetable jalfrezi and Malabar fish curry as mains - along with rice and a selection of breads.
Loved
The palatial Talise Ottoman Spa, with its spectacular hammams, indoor swimming pool and atmospheric spa majlis where you can sip tea and snacks in complete privacy (there are separate male and female hammam areas) while admiring the paintings, marble pools and elaborate domed ceilings. There are some 40 private treatment rooms and outdoor Thai massage pavilions. My 40-minute "traditional Turkish" bath consisted of me donning a traditional pestemal and lying on a central heated marble slab before being gently rinsed with warm water and thoroughly, but not too harshly, scrubbed with a mitt, followed by a massage under foam, then a final rinse and hairwash. Currently priced at Dh300, it's well worth the money.
Hated
The rather lengthy wait for check-in and being woken early by noise from a nearby room.
The verdict
A lively and fun hotel with genuine and efficient staff and some excellent restaurants.
The bottom line
Double rooms at the Jumeirah Zabeel Saray, Cresent Road, Dubai (www.jumeirah.com; 04 453 0000) cost from Dh960 per night, including breakfast and taxes.
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How to wear a kandura
Dos
- Wear the right fabric for the right season and occasion
- Always ask for the dress code if you don’t know
- Wear a white kandura, white ghutra / shemagh (headwear) and black shoes for work
- Wear 100 per cent cotton under the kandura as most fabrics are polyester
Don’ts
- Wear hamdania for work, always wear a ghutra and agal
- Buy a kandura only based on how it feels; ask questions about the fabric and understand what you are buying
Results
5pm: Wathba Stallions Cup Maiden (PA) Dh 70,000 (Dirt) 1,000m, Winner: Hazeem Al Raed, Antonio Fresu (jockey), Ahmed Al Shemaili (trainer)
5.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh 85,000 (D) 1,000m, Winner: Ghazwan Al Khalediah, Hugo Lebouc, Helal Al Alawi
6pm: Maiden (PA) Dh 70,000 (D) 1,400m, Winner: Dinar Al Khalediah, Patrick Cosgrave, Helal Al Alawi.
6.30pm: Handicap (TB) Dh 70,000 (D) 1,600m, Winner: Faith And Fortune, Sandro Paiva, Ali Rashid Al Raihe.
7pm: Maiden (PA) Dh 70,000 (D) 1,600m, Winner: Only Smoke, Bernardo Pinheiro, Abdallah Al Hammadi.
7.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh 70,000 (D) 1,600m, Winner: AF Ramz, Saif Al Balushi, Khalifa Al Neyadi.
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Landfill in numbers
• Landfill gas is composed of 50 per cent methane
• Methane is 28 times more harmful than Co2 in terms of global warming
• 11 million total tonnes of waste are being generated annually in Abu Dhabi
• 18,000 tonnes per year of hazardous and medical waste is produced in Abu Dhabi emirate per year
• 20,000 litres of cooking oil produced in Abu Dhabi’s cafeterias and restaurants every day is thrown away
• 50 per cent of Abu Dhabi’s waste is from construction and demolition
How green is the expo nursery?
Some 400,000 shrubs and 13,000 trees in the on-site nursery
An additional 450,000 shrubs and 4,000 trees to be delivered in the months leading up to the expo
Ghaf, date palm, acacia arabica, acacia tortilis, vitex or sage, techoma and the salvadora are just some heat tolerant native plants in the nursery
Approximately 340 species of shrubs and trees selected for diverse landscape
The nursery team works exclusively with organic fertilisers and pesticides
All shrubs and trees supplied by Dubai Municipality
Most sourced from farms, nurseries across the country
Plants and trees are re-potted when they arrive at nursery to give them room to grow
Some mature trees are in open areas or planted within the expo site
Green waste is recycled as compost
Treated sewage effluent supplied by Dubai Municipality is used to meet the majority of the nursery’s irrigation needs
Construction workforce peaked at 40,000 workers
About 65,000 people have signed up to volunteer
Main themes of expo is ‘Connecting Minds, Creating the Future’ and three subthemes of opportunity, mobility and sustainability.
Expo 2020 Dubai to open in October 2020 and run for six months
The specs
Engine: Direct injection 4-cylinder 1.4-litre
Power: 150hp
Torque: 250Nm
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The 24-man squad:
Goalkeepers: Thibaut Courtois (Chelsea), Simon Mignolet (Liverpool), Koen Casteels (VfL Wolfsburg).
Defenders: Toby Alderweireld (Tottenham), Thomas Meunier (Paris Saint-Germain), Thomas Vermaelen (Barcelona), Jan Vertonghen (Tottenham), Dedryck Boyata (Celtic), Vincent Kompany (Manchester City).
Midfielders: Marouane Fellaini (Manchester United), Axel Witsel (Tianjin Quanjian), Kevin De Bruyne (Manchester City), Eden Hazard (Chelsea), Nacer Chadli (West Bromwich Albion), Leander Dendoncker (Anderlecht), Thorgan Hazard (Borussia Moenchengladbach), Youri Tielemans (Monaco), Mousa Dembele (Tottenham Hotspur).
Forwards: Michy Batshuayi (Chelsea/Dortmund), Yannick Carrasco (Dalian Yifang), Adnan Januzaj (Real Sociedad), Romelu Lukaku (Manchester United), Dries Mertens (Napoli).
Standby player: Laurent Ciman (Los Angeles FC).
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Jersey 147 (20 overs)
UAE 112 (19.2 overs)
Jersey win by 35 runs
Formula Middle East Calendar (Formula Regional and Formula 4)
Round 1: January 17-19, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 2: January 22-23, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 3: February 7-9, Dubai Autodrome – Dubai
Round 4: February 14-16, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 5: February 25-27, Jeddah Corniche Circuit – Saudi Arabia
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Europa League semi-final, second leg
Atletico Madrid (1) v Arsenal (1)
Where: Wanda Metropolitano
When: Thursday, May 3
Live: On BeIN Sports HD
Gulf rugby
Who’s won what so far in 2018/19
Western Clubs Champions League: Bahrain
Dubai Rugby Sevens: Dubai Hurricanes
West Asia Premiership: Bahrain
What’s left
UAE Conference
March 22, play-offs:
Dubai Hurricanes II v Al Ain Amblers, Jebel Ali Dragons II v Dubai Tigers
March 29, final
UAE Premiership
March 22, play-offs:
Dubai Exiles v Jebel Ali Dragons, Abu Dhabi Harlequins v Dubai Hurricanes
March 29, final
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- Ensure there is sufficient water intake, as the body can go in dehydration mode
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- Do not binge on processed or fatty foods on non-fasting days
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The bio
Who inspires you?
I am in awe of the remarkable women in the Arab region, both big and small, pushing boundaries and becoming role models for generations. Emily Nasrallah was a writer, journalist, teacher and women’s rights activist
How do you relax?
Yoga relaxes me and helps me relieve tension, especially now when we’re practically chained to laptops and desks. I enjoy learning more about music and the history of famous music bands and genres.
What is favourite book?
The Perks of Being a Wallflower - I think I've read it more than 7 times
What is your favourite Arabic film?
Hala2 Lawen (Translation: Where Do We Go Now?) by Nadine Labaki
What is favourite English film?
Mamma Mia
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Day 1 at Mount Maunganui
England 241-4
Denly 74, Stokes 67 not out, De Grandhomme 2-28
New Zealand
Yet to bat