I lived in West Africa and visited the small country of Benin many times, but the first trip was the hardest. Flying around West Africa is not quite like hopping on the Air Arabia flight from Sharjah to Jeddah. It's more like going from bureaucracy to bureaucracy, and an adventure all of its own. Passing through the first airport in Conakry, Guinea, I was not allowed to proceed until I paid my first bribe of US$10 (Dh37). I was pleased that I had bartered it down from $25 (Dh92), but when I asked for a receipt ("J'ai besoin d'un reçu") the airport guy laughed at me. Apparently you are not supposed to get receipts for bribes; I had no idea.
From the tarmac of the next stop in Bamako, Mali, I watched as 24 armed soldiers loaded gold onto the plane. Mali is a gold exporter, but why they were exporting to the Ivory Coast, I didn't know. When I eventually touched down in Abidjan, the penultimate stop, I learned that the final connection to Cotonou was delayed 13 hours. Yes, that meant more than half a day of hanging out in the transit lounge since I wasn't allowed to enter the country. I boarded sometime around 4am, flew the short distance to Cotonou and went straight to meetings at 7.30am on the other side.
At any rate, I made it to Benin and had a nice trip. I stayed in cheap guesthouses, went to villages, met government officials and tried not to make too many promises. The Benin Marina, which is the nicest hotel in town and, therefore, where all the diplomats stay, was once a Sheraton property. Unfortunately, the Sheraton brand decided to pull the local owners' licence because the hotel was not measuring up to standards. That was no problem for the hotel - they changed the name to the Marina and went around advertising themselves as the "ex-Sheraton". Only in Africa, I thought, could a hotel call itself an "ex-Sheraton" and capitalise on the fact that it was once a worldwide franchised hotel, although it lost the licence for not providing good service.
Another time I went to a local restaurant called Pili-Pili. I was with a Beninese friend, and he told me that the roast chicken was one of Pili-Pili's specialities. I'm a vegetarian now, but at the time I was happy to go along with his recommendation. We met up with a few other people at the restaurant, and all seven of us ended up ordering the chicken.
Sometimes it can take a while to get your food at any restaurant, but after a full hour we were all getting restless. Someone made the old joke about how the restaurant staff must have had to go to the market and kill the chickens for us.
Another 30 minutes went by, and now everyone was upset. My friend called the manager over to complain. The manager went to the kitchen to investigate what was taking so long. He came back apologetic, but explained, "Since all of you ordered the same thing, we didn't have enough chickens. The cooks had to kill some more and are still roasting them."
Everyone at the table enjoyed the fact that they really did have to kill the chickens for us. I don't think that's ever happened to me before - at least not that I know of.
The night I left Benin for the last time was Father's Day, and I wanted to call my dad in the US from a telephone service down the street from my guesthouse. I changed into running clothes so I could exercise on my way back before packing for the airport. I didn't know how much the call would cost, so I put about $10 in local currency inside my shoe, thinking that would surely be enough. I managed to get through to my dad and we talked for about five minutes before being cut off.
After we were disconnected I was going to call back, but I first asked the attendant how much it had cost so far. He told me it was a full $8 (Dh30), which I argued about to no avail. He gave me the $2 (Dh7) change all in coins, which turned out to be a lot of coins. I would have told him to keep the change, but because I didn't like being charged so much, I took it with me on principle.
I didn't want to jog around with a fistful of coins for the next half an hour, so I had to figure out what to do with the money. Then I remembered something from when I was a child. Every New Year's Eve, my Dad and I used to take $20 (Dh73) in $1 bills and drive around a less-fortunate neighbourhood discreetly throwing money out the car window. My dad was the driver and I was the delivery man for the money. Ah ha, I thought, here's how I can get rid of all these coins that will be useless to me in a few hours.
I had no car and was on a different continent, but the idea was the same. This time, I threw coins out on the road whenever no one was looking. The biggest challenge was avoiding all the kids who shouted, "White man! White man!" whenever I ran by, because they would certainly find it odd that I was intentionally throwing money on the street. I hoped that at least one of them found a few coins later and it made them happy.
Then I went back to my guesthouse for the last time, took a shower and then rode to the airport for my midnight flight to Paris. I knew I'd be back in Africa, but I wasn't sure I'd ever return to Benin.
Chris Guillebeau, 33, is on a five-year mission to visit every country in the world. He is currently on number 175. Next week: going gorilla spotting in eastern Congo.???
Women’s T20 World Cup Asia Qualifier
ICC Academy, November 22-28
UAE fixtures
Nov 22, v Malaysia
Nov 23, v Hong Kong
Nov 25, v Bhutan
Nov 26, v Kuwait
Nov 28, v Nepal
ICC T20I rankings
14. Nepal
17. UAE
25. Hong Kong
34. Kuwait
35. Malaysia
44. Bhutan
UAE squad
Chaya Mughal (captain), Natasha Cherriath, Samaira Dharnidharka, Kavisha Egodage, Mahika Gaur, Priyanjali Jain, Suraksha Kotte, Vaishnave Mahesh, Judit Peter, Esha Rohit, Theertha Satish, Chamani Seneviratne, Khushi Sharma, Subha Venkataraman
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Moon Music
Artist: Coldplay
Label: Parlophone/Atlantic
Number of tracks: 10
Rating: 3/5
In-demand jobs and monthly salaries
- Technology expert in robotics and automation: Dh20,000 to Dh40,000
- Energy engineer: Dh25,000 to Dh30,000
- Production engineer: Dh30,000 to Dh40,000
- Data-driven supply chain management professional: Dh30,000 to Dh50,000
- HR leader: Dh40,000 to Dh60,000
- Engineering leader: Dh30,000 to Dh55,000
- Project manager: Dh55,000 to Dh65,000
- Senior reservoir engineer: Dh40,000 to Dh55,000
- Senior drilling engineer: Dh38,000 to Dh46,000
- Senior process engineer: Dh28,000 to Dh38,000
- Senior maintenance engineer: Dh22,000 to Dh34,000
- Field engineer: Dh6,500 to Dh7,500
- Field supervisor: Dh9,000 to Dh12,000
- Field operator: Dh5,000 to Dh7,000
Thank You for Banking with Us
Director: Laila Abbas
Starring: Yasmine Al Massri, Clara Khoury, Kamel El Basha, Ashraf Barhoum
Rating: 4/5
Cricket World Cup League 2
UAE results
Lost to Oman by eight runs
Beat Namibia by three wickets
Lost to Oman by 12 runs
Beat Namibia by 43 runs
UAE fixtures
Free admission. All fixtures broadcast live on icc.tv
Tuesday March 15, v PNG at Sharjah Cricket Stadium
Friday March 18, v Nepal at Dubai International Stadium
Saturday March 19, v PNG at Dubai International Stadium
Monday March 21, v Nepal at Dubai International Stadium
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Our family matters legal consultant
Name: Hassan Mohsen Elhais
Position: legal consultant with Al Rowaad Advocates and Legal Consultants.
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'The Ice Road'
Director: Jonathan Hensleigh
Stars: Liam Neeson, Amber Midthunder, Laurence Fishburne
2/5
Company profile
Date started: January, 2014
Founders: Mike Dawson, Varuna Singh, and Benita Rowe
Based: Dubai
Sector: Education technology
Size: Five employees
Investment: $100,000 from the ExpoLive Innovation Grant programme in 2018 and an initial $30,000 pre-seed investment from the Turn8 Accelerator in 2014. Most of the projects are government funded.
Partners/incubators: Turn8 Accelerator; In5 Innovation Centre; Expo Live Innovation Impact Grant Programme; Dubai Future Accelerators; FHI 360; VSO and Consult and Coach for a Cause (C3)
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Trolls World Tour
Directed by: Walt Dohrn, David Smith
Starring: Anna Kendrick, Justin Timberlake
Rating: 4 stars
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Install an air filter in your home.
Close your windows and turn on the AC.
Shower or bath after being outside.
Wear a face mask.
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If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.
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Petrarch: Everywhere a Wanderer
Christopher Celenza,
Reaktion Books
COMPANY PROFILE
Founders: Alhaan Ahmed, Alyina Ahmed and Maximo Tettamanzi
Total funding: Self funded
Killing of Qassem Suleimani
Abandon
Sangeeta Bandyopadhyay
Translated by Arunava Sinha
Tilted Axis Press
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: HyperSpace
Started: 2020
Founders: Alexander Heller, Rama Allen and Desi Gonzalez
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Entertainment
Number of staff: 210
Investment raised: $75 million from investors including Galaxy Interactive, Riyadh Season, Sega Ventures and Apis Venture Partners
TRAP
Starring: Josh Hartnett, Saleka Shyamalan, Ariel Donaghue
Director: M Night Shyamalan
Rating: 3/5
Third Test
Day 3, stumps
India 443-7 (d) & 54-5 (27 ov)
Australia 151
India lead by 346 runs with 5 wickets remaining
Feeding the thousands for iftar
Six industrial scale vats of 500litres each are used to cook the kanji or broth
Each vat contains kanji or porridge to feed 1,000 people
The rice porridge is poured into a 500ml plastic box
350 plastic tubs are placed in one container trolley
Each aluminium container trolley weighing 300kg is unloaded by a small crane fitted on a truck
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Indoor cricket in a nutshell
Indoor Cricket World Cup – Sep 16-20, Insportz, Dubai
16 Indoor cricket matches are 16 overs per side
8 There are eight players per team
9 There have been nine Indoor Cricket World Cups for men. Australia have won every one.
5 Five runs are deducted from the score when a wickets falls
4 Batsmen bat in pairs, facing four overs per partnership
Scoring In indoor cricket, runs are scored by way of both physical and bonus runs. Physical runs are scored by both batsmen completing a run from one crease to the other. Bonus runs are scored when the ball hits a net in different zones, but only when at least one physical run is score.
Zones
A Front net, behind the striker and wicketkeeper: 0 runs
B Side nets, between the striker and halfway down the pitch: 1 run
C Side nets between halfway and the bowlers end: 2 runs
D Back net: 4 runs on the bounce, 6 runs on the full
The specs
Engine: Long-range single or dual motor with 200kW or 400kW battery
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Max touring range: 620km / 590km
Price: From Dh250,000 (estimated)
Roll of honour
Who has won what so far in the West Asia Premiership season?
Western Clubs Champions League - Winners: Abu Dhabi Harlequins; Runners up: Bahrain
Dubai Rugby Sevens - Winners: Dubai Exiles; Runners up: Jebel Ali Dragons
West Asia Premiership - Winners: Jebel Ali Dragons; Runners up: Abu Dhabi Harlequins
UAE Premiership Cup - Winners: Abu Dhabi Harlequins; Runners up: Dubai Exiles
West Asia Cup - Winners: Bahrain; Runners up: Dubai Exiles
West Asia Trophy - Winners: Dubai Hurricanes; Runners up: DSC Eagles
Final West Asia Premiership standings - 1. Jebel Ali Dragons; 2. Abu Dhabi Harlequins; 3. Bahrain; 4. Dubai Exiles; 5. Dubai Hurricanes; 6. DSC Eagles; 7. Abu Dhabi Saracens
Fixture (UAE Premiership final) - Friday, April 13, Al Ain – Dubai Exiles v Abu Dhabi Harlequins
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The specs
Engine: 1.5-litre 4-cylinder petrol
Power: 154bhp
Torque: 250Nm
Transmission: 7-speed automatic with 8-speed sports option
Price: From Dh79,600
On sale: Now