A tiny South African jewellery business has been forced to rebrand after the Italian fashion icons Dolce & Gabbana took umbrage at the Cape Town business's tongue-in-cheek name, Dolce and Banana. Lawyers for the Italian company produced a 300-page affidavit in the Cape High Court, accusing the South Africans of diluting Dolce & Gabbana's brand.
Dolce and Banana said it didn't have the resources to contest the claim and instead has begun using "... and Banana" for its line of jewellery made from natural materials. The website is still dolceandbanana.com, though.
As compensation, the company has the chance to reap a publicity windfall. They need merely to follow the example of The Blackball Hilton, a small hotel in a town on the wild west coast of New Zealand's South Island. Faced with a similar cease-and-desist letter from the hotel megacorporation's lawyers, they renamed it as Formerly The Blackball Hilton and never looked back.
Testy driving
How do you get out of a car that's plunged into water? How do you drive through a flock of sheep? Which way should you jump from a rolling vehicle? And how do you staunch bleeding from a major artery (possibly in someone who incorrectly guessed the answer to the previous question)?
These are all genuine questions from the written section of China's driving test. And for good reason: crowded roads and burgeoning car ownership in the world's most populous country mean that more than 62,000 people died on Chinese roads last year. On average, nearly one in every thousand drivers is involved in an accident causing injury or death each year.
Those who seek a licence are given 100 questions, selected at random by a computer, and have to get 90 right.
Tree house in the sky
Every kid dreams of a tree house, but few would have envisaged the one built in Tennessee by Horace Burgess, which now reaches 10 storeys into the sky - dwarfing the six trees on which it was nominally built. The structure was constructed over 11 years from mostly recovered materials and goes out as well as up, featuring more than 900 square metres of living space. This includes - as any good treehouse should - a spiral staircase, a choir loft and a basketball court.
Watery lesson
How else to end a night out in Canada than to jump in a shopping trolley with your buddies and go through an automatic car wash on the "typhoon" setting?
Three 20-year-olds were found by British Columbia police, who had been called to the Vancouver car wash around midnight after people heard screams.
The three aquanauts were in a state of undress and could be said to have dined not wisely but too well. They were given an official warning by the police, who probably deemed that by that stage, the trio had already learned a far more painful lesson than anything officialdom could come up with.
Blind faith in GPS
Three Japanese tourists on holiday in Australia opted to trust their car's GPS to direct them to Stradbroke Island, off the coast of Queensland.
The word "island" should have been a clue. The GPS recommended route included 14km across Moreton Bay but failed to suggest that this might best be done by ferry. They arrived at low tide and set off across the sand and mud flats. They got about 500 metres.
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The specs
Engine: Long-range single or dual motor with 200kW or 400kW battery
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Max touring range: 620km / 590km
Price: From Dh250,000 (estimated)
RESULTS
6.30pm Al Maktoum Challenge Round-2 – Group 1 (PA) $49,000 (Dirt) 1,900m
Winner RB Frynchh Dude, Pat Cosgrave (jockey), Helal Al Alawi (trainer)
7.05pm Al Bastakiya Trial – Conditions (TB) $50,000 (D) 1,900m
Winner El Patriota, Vagner Leal, Antonio Cintra
7.40pm Zabeel Turf – Listed (TB) $88,000 (Turf) 2,000m
Winner Ya Hayati, Mickael Barzalona, Charlie Appleby
8.15pm Cape Verdi – Group 2 (TB) $163,000 (T) 1,600m
Winner Althiqa, James Doyle, Charlie Appleby
8.50pm UAE 1000 Guineas – Listed (TB) $125,000 (D) 1,600m
Winner Soft Whisper, Frankie Dettori, Saeed bin Suroor
9.25pm Handicap (TB) $68,000 (T) 1,600m
Winner Bedouin’s Story, Frankie Dettori, Saeed bin Suroor
The Perfect Couple
Starring: Nicole Kidman, Liev Schreiber, Jack Reynor
Creator: Jenna Lamia
Rating: 3/5
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Brief scores:
Everton 2
Walcott 21', Sigurdsson 51'
Tottenham 6
Son 27', 61', Alli 35', Kane 42', 74', Eriksen 48'
Man of the Match: Son Heung-min (Tottenham Hotspur)
Apple product price list
iPad Pro
11" - $799 (64GB)
12.9" - $999 (64GB)
MacBook Air
$1,199
Mac Mini
$799
The specs
Engine: 3.8-litre twin-turbo flat-six
Power: 650hp at 6,750rpm
Torque: 800Nm from 2,500-4,000rpm
Transmission: 8-speed dual-clutch auto
Fuel consumption: 11.12L/100km
Price: From Dh796,600
On sale: now
Vikram%20Vedha
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War
Director: Siddharth Anand
Cast: Hrithik Roshan, Tiger Shroff, Ashutosh Rana, Vaani Kapoor
Rating: Two out of five stars
Jawan
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How to become a Boglehead
Bogleheads follow simple investing philosophies to build their wealth and live better lives. Just follow these steps.
• Spend less than you earn and save the rest. You can do this by earning more, or being frugal. Better still, do both.
• Invest early, invest often. It takes time to grow your wealth on the stock market. The sooner you begin, the better.
• Choose the right level of risk. Don't gamble by investing in get-rich-quick schemes or high-risk plays. Don't play it too safe, either, by leaving long-term savings in cash.
• Diversify. Do not keep all your eggs in one basket. Spread your money between different companies, sectors, markets and asset classes such as bonds and property.
• Keep charges low. The biggest drag on investment performance is all the charges you pay to advisers and active fund managers.
• Keep it simple. Complexity is your enemy. You can build a balanced, diversified portfolio with just a handful of ETFs.
• Forget timing the market. Nobody knows where share prices will go next, so don't try to second-guess them.
• Stick with it. Do not sell up in a market crash. Use the opportunity to invest more at the lower price.
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Trippier bio
Date of birth September 19, 1990
Place of birth Bury, United Kingdom
Age 26
Height 1.74 metres
Nationality England
Position Right-back
Foot Right
Lewis Hamilton in 2018
Australia 2nd; Bahrain 3rd; China 4th; Azerbaijan 1st; Spain 1st; Monaco 3rd; Canada 5th; France 1st; Austria DNF; Britain 2nd; Germany 1st; Hungary 1st; Belgium 2nd; Italy 1st; Singapore 1st; Russia 1st; Japan 1st; United States 3rd; Mexico 4th
World Cup warm-up fixtures
Friday, May 24:
- Pakistan v Afghanistan (Bristol)
- Sri Lanka v South Africa (Cardiff)
Saturday, May 25
- England v Australia (Southampton)
- India v New Zealand (The Oval, London)
Sunday, May 26
- South Africa v West Indies (Bristol)
- Pakistan v Bangladesh (Cardiff)
Monday, May 27
- Australia v Sri Lanka (Southampton)
- England v Afghanistan (The Oval, London)
Tuesday, May 28
- West Indies v New Zealand (Bristol)
- Bangladesh v India (Cardiff)
Company Profile
Company name: Fine Diner
Started: March, 2020
Co-founders: Sami Elayan, Saed Elayan and Zaid Azzouka
Based: Dubai
Industry: Technology and food delivery
Initial investment: Dh75,000
Investor: Dtec Startupbootcamp
Future plan: Looking to raise $400,000
Total sales: Over 1,000 deliveries in three months
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