As you enter the new year you may be doing so with surprising and unexpected presents - novelty socks, over-sized jumpers and comedy nutcrackers - that make you glad somebody (in this case Jerry Seinfeld) has already invented the practice of "regifting".
To regift is to make a present of something that one has already received, a form of recycling that is perfect for that glow-in-the-dark garden gnome but not a realistic option when it comes to living things such as plants that soon lose that tell-tale, straight-from-the-garden-centre freshness. This leaves the unwitting and bewildered recipient of seasonal flora with only two options: to learn about (and love) your new charge or to leave it to wither and die in what is hopefully as fast and guilt-free a manner as possible.
The second option is never open to me so I've chosen to embrace the bonsai tree I was given by kind friends but that I would never have bought for myself. I say this not to be churlish but because I used to look after the bonsai trees when I worked at a nursery and the thought of killing something that has been grown with such care is a little too much to bear. Now that I have a nine-month-old daughter, my fear of responsibility has lifted somewhat and I reckon that if I'm able to look after her (she is yet to wilt) then I must also be ready to take on the bonsai challenge.
The first thing with bonsai is to establish exactly what kind of tree it is. As with most gift plants, mine has arrived without any labelling or care instructions, and it's vital to find out just what I'm dealing with before I make any lethal mistakes. Given that any bonsai is a miniature version of a far bigger plant, the most important thing to establish is whether it belongs inside or outdoors.
Failure to take this into account was always the common cause of death in the specimens that were sold from my last nursery: customers would buy a beautiful miniature tree and give it pride of place on top of their television regardless of the requirements for the species in question. Unfortunately, an oak or an elm or a maple requires the right light and climatic conditions regardless of size, and you will need to replicate these if your plant is to stand any chance of flourishing. Luckily, my bonsai is a gardenia, which means that it will grow as happily as a houseplant as it will outdoors, and even more so here in the UAE where the heat and harsh sunlight would take their toll on its glossy, tropical foliage.
The next thing to establish is a watering regimen. Like any plant grown in a small container, my bonsai has less capacity to retain water than one surrounded by lots of absorbent compost, so it will need watering regularly and often. At the moment I'm watering my miniature gardenia every other day but this will increase to twice a day as temperatures and humidity increase.
There is some debate as to how best to water bonsai - from above or below - but given that mine already has plenty of fibrous roots growing on the surface of the compost, I will try to encourage downward root growth by standing the pot in water and allowing it to soak up what it needs from below. Given this regular bathing schedule, I'll also apply a balanced liquid feed once every two weeks to combat the leaching of vital nutrients and minerals from its soil.
The presence of fibrous roots near the surface made me think that my plant might already need repotting, since bonsai have a tendency to become pot-bound in their relatively tiny containers, but closer inspection showed it should be alright for another growing season. Not for the faint-hearted gardener, a root inspection involves lifting the whole plant, compost included, out of its shallow tray to examine the root system. In most plants you can do this without causing too much disturbance; just check that there are no roots growing through the large drainage holes in the bottom of the container that might anchor the plant to its pot and be damaged when it is lifted out. If the plant does need repotting, this is best done just before new buds form at the start of the growing season. You will need to use specialist bonsai compost or to make your own using a mixture of free-draining loam, horticultural sand or grit, orchid compost and slow-release bone meal or other fertiliser.
Such are the responsibilities that come with a well-meant gift. Would I have taken them on voluntarily? Probably not. Am I glad that I have my new bonsai? Definitely. I look forward to helping it grow in the year ahead.
garden@thenational.ae
Dark Souls: Remastered
Developer: From Software (remaster by QLOC)
Publisher: Namco Bandai
Price: Dh199
MATCH STATS
Wolves 0
Aston Villa 1 (El Ghazi 90 4' pen)
Red cards: Joao Moutinho (Wolves); Douglas Luiz (Aston Villa)
Man of the match: Emi Martinez (Aston Villa)
Wicked
Director: Jon M Chu
Stars: Cynthia Erivo, Ariana Grande, Jonathan Bailey
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Almnssa
Started: August 2020
Founder: Areej Selmi
Based: Gaza
Sectors: Internet, e-commerce
Investments: Grants/private funding
Cricket World Cup League 2
UAE squad
Rahul Chopra (captain), Aayan Afzal Khan, Ali Naseer, Aryansh Sharma, Basil Hameed, Dhruv Parashar, Junaid Siddique, Muhammad Farooq, Muhammad Jawadullah, Muhammad Waseem, Omid Rahman, Rahul Bhatia, Tanish Suri, Vishnu Sukumaran, Vriitya Aravind
Fixtures
Friday, November 1 – Oman v UAE
Sunday, November 3 – UAE v Netherlands
Thursday, November 7 – UAE v Oman
Saturday, November 9 – Netherlands v UAE
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The Bio
Favourite place in UAE: Al Rams pearling village
What one book should everyone read: Any book written before electricity was invented. When a writer willingly worked under candlelight, you know he/she had a real passion for their craft
Your favourite type of pearl: All of them. No pearl looks the same and each carries its own unique characteristics, like humans
Best time to swim in the sea: When there is enough light to see beneath the surface
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Top 10 most polluted cities
- Bhiwadi, India
- Ghaziabad, India
- Hotan, China
- Delhi, India
- Jaunpur, India
- Faisalabad, Pakistan
- Noida, India
- Bahawalpur, Pakistan
- Peshawar, Pakistan
- Bagpat, India
From Zero
Artist: Linkin Park
Label: Warner Records
Number of tracks: 11
Rating: 4/5
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: HyperSpace
Started: 2020
Founders: Alexander Heller, Rama Allen and Desi Gonzalez
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Entertainment
Number of staff: 210
Investment raised: $75 million from investors including Galaxy Interactive, Riyadh Season, Sega Ventures and Apis Venture Partners
Disclaimer
Director: Alfonso Cuaron
Stars: Cate Blanchett, Kevin Kline, Lesley Manville
Rating: 4/5
Second Test
In Dubai
Pakistan 418-5 (declared)
New Zealand 90 and 131-2 (follow on)
Day 3: New Zealand trail by 197 runs with 8 wickets remaining
Kanguva
Director: Siva
Stars: Suriya, Bobby Deol, Disha Patani, Yogi Babu, Redin Kingsley
Three trading apps to try
Sharad Nair recommends three investment apps for UAE residents:
- For beginners or people who want to start investing with limited capital, Mr Nair suggests eToro. “The low fees and low minimum balance requirements make the platform more accessible,” he says. “The user interface is straightforward to understand and operate, while its social element may help ease beginners into the idea of investing money by looking to a virtual community.”
- If you’re an experienced investor, and have $10,000 or more to invest, consider Saxo Bank. “Saxo Bank offers a more comprehensive trading platform with advanced features and insight for more experienced users. It offers a more personalised approach to opening and operating an account on their platform,” he says.
- Finally, StashAway could work for those who want a hands-off approach to their investing. “It removes one of the biggest challenges for novice traders: picking the securities in their portfolio,” Mr Nair says. “A goal-based approach or view towards investing can help motivate residents who may usually shy away from investment platforms.”
Most wanted allegations
- Benjamin Macann, 32: involvement in cocaine smuggling gang.
- Jack Mayle, 30: sold drugs from a phone line called the Flavour Quest.
- Callum Halpin, 27: over the 2018 murder of a rival drug dealer.
- Asim Naveed, 29: accused of being the leader of a gang that imported cocaine.
- Calvin Parris, 32: accused of buying cocaine from Naveed and selling it on.
- John James Jones, 31: allegedly stabbed two people causing serious injuries.
- Callum Michael Allan, 23: alleged drug dealing and assaulting an emergency worker.
- Dean Garforth, 29: part of a crime gang that sold drugs and guns.
- Joshua Dillon Hendry, 30: accused of trafficking heroin and crack cocain.
- Mark Francis Roberts, 28: grievous bodily harm after a bungled attempt to steal a £60,000 watch.
- James ‘Jamie’ Stevenson, 56: for arson and over the seizure of a tonne of cocaine.
- Nana Oppong, 41: shot a man eight times in a suspected gangland reprisal attack.
UPI facts
More than 2.2 million Indian tourists arrived in UAE in 2023
More than 3.5 million Indians reside in UAE
Indian tourists can make purchases in UAE using rupee accounts in India through QR-code-based UPI real-time payment systems
Indian residents in UAE can use their non-resident NRO and NRE accounts held in Indian banks linked to a UAE mobile number for UPI transactions
Nayanthara: Beyond The Fairy Tale
Starring: Nayanthara, Vignesh Shivan, Radhika Sarathkumar, Nagarjuna Akkineni
Director: Amith Krishnan
Rating: 3.5/5
Zayed Sustainability Prize