I worked as a home economist on MasterChef: the Professionals back in 2009 and what a different perspective being behind the scenes gives you. Although it has since moved locations, at that time the series was filmed at a college in east London. Salubrious it was not. All the studio action took place in a large shell of a canteen, meaning that before filming started, the set had to be transformed (or "dressed") in order to make it look like the kitchen you saw on television.
In the weeks before we began shooting, one of my jobs was to help come up with ideas for the much talked-about Invention Test (where contestants must concoct a dish from a limited selection of ingredients). The trick here was to maintain a balance; present people with too random a selection of goods and producing a decent dish will be nigh on impossible for even the most talented cook. But, make things too easy (provide all the necessary ingredients for a sage and butternut squash risotto, for example) and it's all a bit boring. In the end, we'd always include one or two different types of protein, some form of carbohydrate, a couple of more specialist ingredients that could, if used correctly, elevate a dish into the realms of the sensational and then throw in something rather more obscure, just for the fun of it - a knobbly bulb of leafy, green kohlrabi or a packet of dried banana chips, for example.
I was also charged with helping test the recipes for the Classic Recipe Test. This meant not only ensuring that all the measurements were correct and that the recipe worked, but that it was actually possible to cook the two dishes (for example French onion soup and iles flottantes) in the allotted time period. The nerve racking thing about this was that much like the contestants, I had to present the results to the two Michelin-starred chef, Michel Roux Jr.
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When filming began, one of the most excruciatingly painful things to watch was the Basic Skills Test. Being the professional series, the contestants were all kitchen-trained and the challenges that they were faced with should have been a breeze - shucking an oyster or jointing a chicken, for example. But, standing alone in front of the camera, watched by two stony-faced judges, not to mention a silent crew of 20 or so people, for many, prior knowledge seemed to go out of the window, hands began to shake, mistakes were made and tears flowed.
Whenever we were filming in the studio, my boss and I would arrive early to ensure that each cooking station was equipped with all the necessary utensils (peelers, pasta machines, wooden spoons etc) and that the larder was fully stocked. As the day got under way, we'd lurk in the background, ready to replenish supplies or locate equipment as and when the contestants needed it. As soon as the director shouted "cut", we would rush on to the set and attempt to tidy up as much as possible; discarding the food that had been flung in the sink or rescuing blenders that had been dumped on the floor in the panic of plating up.
I soon discovered that it was imperative to do this as speedily as possible, otherwise members of the crew would descend upon us, brandishing spoons, all desperate to sample a mouthful of the sauce au poivre or créme brûlée that the judges have just critiqued.
And speaking of eating, if you think that on screen Greg Wallace enjoys his food, then all I can say is you should see the man chow down off-camera. The terms of endearment and grunts of delight are absolutely genuine. This is a man who loves food and can eat a quite remarkable amount of it; a morning of tasting, followed by full lunch, pudding and mid-afternoon snack was not unusual. It's a good job that Michel Roux Jr is so svelte, because the dressing room that the two judges shared was minute, with barely room for two chairs and a full-length mirror (which was, funnily enough, always tilted forwards to create the illusion of slimness).
MasterChef was an intense show to work on and despite still being a fan, I can safely say that I have no desire whatsoever to be a contestant.
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Europe’s rearming plan
- Suspend strict budget rules to allow member countries to step up defence spending
- Create new "instrument" providing €150 billion of loans to member countries for defence investment
- Use the existing EU budget to direct more funds towards defence-related investment
- Engage the bloc's European Investment Bank to drop limits on lending to defence firms
- Create a savings and investments union to help companies access capital
Bundesliga fixtures
Saturday, May 16 (kick-offs UAE time)
Borussia Dortmund v Schalke (4.30pm)
RB Leipzig v Freiburg (4.30pm)
Hoffenheim v Hertha Berlin (4.30pm)
Fortuna Dusseldorf v Paderborn (4.30pm)
Augsburg v Wolfsburg (4.30pm)
Eintracht Frankfurt v Borussia Monchengladbach (7.30pm)
Sunday, May 17
Cologne v Mainz (4.30pm),
Union Berlin v Bayern Munich (7pm)
Monday, May 18
Werder Bremen v Bayer Leverkusen (9.30pm)
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Favourite book: The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
Favourite travel destination: Maldives and south of France
Favourite pastime: Family and friends, meditation, discovering new cuisines
Favourite Movie: Joker (2019). I didn’t like it while I was watching it but then afterwards I loved it. I loved the psychology behind it.
Favourite Author: My father for sure
Favourite Artist: Damien Hurst
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Azerbaijan 0
Wales 2 (Moore 10', Wilson 34')
Joe Root's Test record
Tests: 53; Innings: 98; Not outs: 11; Runs: 4,594; Best score: 254; Average: 52.80; 100s: 11; 50s: 27
A Dog's Journey
Directed by: Gail Mancuso
Starring: Dennis Quaid, Josh Gad, Marg Helgenberger, Betty Gilpin, Kathryn Prescott
3 out of 5 stars
No Shame
Lily Allen
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Seemar’s top six for the Dubai World Cup Carnival:
1. Reynaldothewizard
2. North America
3. Raven’s Corner
4. Hawkesbury
5. New Maharajah
6. Secret Ambition
Formula Middle East Calendar (Formula Regional and Formula 4)
Round 1: January 17-19, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 2: January 22-23, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 3: February 7-9, Dubai Autodrome – Dubai
Round 4: February 14-16, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 5: February 25-27, Jeddah Corniche Circuit – Saudi Arabia
DMZ facts
- The DMZ was created as a buffer after the 1950-53 Korean War.
- It runs 248 kilometers across the Korean Peninsula and is 4km wide.
- The zone is jointly overseen by the US-led United Nations Command and North Korea.
- It is littered with an estimated 2 million mines, tank traps, razor wire fences and guard posts.
- Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un met at a building in Panmunjom, where an armistice was signed to stop the Korean War.
- Panmunjom is 52km north of the Korean capital Seoul and 147km south of Pyongyang, North Korea’s capital.
- Former US president Bill Clinton visited Panmunjom in 1993, while Ronald Reagan visited the DMZ in 1983, George W. Bush in 2002 and Barack Obama visited a nearby military camp in 2012.
- Mr Trump planned to visit in November 2017, but heavy fog that prevented his helicopter from landing.
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Essentials
The flights
Whether you trek after mountain gorillas in Rwanda, Uganda or the Congo, the most convenient international airport is in Rwanda’s capital city, Kigali. There are direct flights from Dubai a couple of days a week with RwandAir. Otherwise, an indirect route is available via Nairobi with Kenya Airways. Flydubai flies to Kinshasa in the Democratic Republic of Congo, via Entebbe in Uganda. Expect to pay from US$350 (Dh1,286) return, including taxes.
The tours
Superb ape-watching tours that take in all three gorilla countries mentioned above are run by Natural World Safaris. In September, the company will be operating a unique Ugandan ape safari guided by well-known primatologist Ben Garrod.
In the Democratic Republic of Congo, local operator Kivu Travel can organise pretty much any kind of safari throughout the Virunga National Park and elsewhere in eastern Congo.
The specs
Engine: 1.5-litre, 4-cylinder turbo
Transmission: CVT
Power: 170bhp
Torque: 220Nm
Price: Dh98,900
The specs
AT4 Ultimate, as tested
Engine: 6.2-litre V8
Power: 420hp
Torque: 623Nm
Transmission: 10-speed automatic
Price: From Dh330,800 (Elevation: Dh236,400; AT4: Dh286,800; Denali: Dh345,800)
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Anghami
Started: December 2011
Co-founders: Elie Habib, Eddy Maroun
Based: Beirut and Dubai
Sector: Entertainment
Size: 85 employees
Stage: Series C
Investors: MEVP, du, Mobily, MBC, Samena Capital
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Teams:
Punjabi Legends Owners: Inzamam-ul-Haq and Intizar-ul-Haq; Key player: Misbah-ul-Haq
Pakhtoons Owners: Habib Khan and Tajuddin Khan; Key player: Shahid Afridi
Maratha Arabians Owners: Sohail Khan, Ali Tumbi, Parvez Khan; Key player: Virender Sehwag
Bangla Tigers Owners: Shirajuddin Alam, Yasin Choudhary, Neelesh Bhatnager, Anis and Rizwan Sajan; Key player: TBC
Colombo Lions Owners: Sri Lanka Cricket; Key player: TBC
Kerala Kings Owners: Hussain Adam Ali and Shafi Ul Mulk; Key player: Eoin Morgan
Venue Sharjah Cricket Stadium
Format 10 overs per side, matches last for 90 minutes
When December 14-17
Results
6.30pm Madjani Stakes Rated Conditions (PA) I Dh160,000 I 1,900m I Winner: Mawahib, Tadhg O’Shea (jockey), Eric Lemartinel (trainer)
7.05pm Maiden Dh150,000 I 1,400m I Winner One Season, Antonio Fresu, Satish Seemar
7.40pm: Maiden Dh150,000 I 2,000m I Winner Street Of Dreams, Pat Dobbs, Doug Watson
8.15pm Dubai Creek Listed I Dh250,000 I 1,600m I Winner Heavy Metal, Royston Ffrench, Salem bin Ghadayer
8.50pm The Entisar Listed I Dh250,000 I 2,000m I Winner Etijaah, Dane O’Neill, Doug Watson
9.25pm The Garhoud Listed I Dh250,000 I 1,200m I Winner Muarrab, Dane O’Neill, Ali Rashid Al Raihe
10pm Handicap I Dh160,000 I 1,600m I Winner Sea Skimmer, Patrick Cosgrave, Helal Al Alawi
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Results:
5pm: Handicap (PA) | Dh80,000 | 1,600 metres
Winner: Dasan Da, Saeed Al Mazrooei (jockey), Helal Al Alawi (trainer)
5.30pm: Maiden (PA) | Dh80,000 | 1,600m
Winner: AF Saabah, Tadhg O’Shea, Ernst Oertel
6pm: Handicap (PA) | Dh80,000 | 1,600m
Winner: Mukaram, Pat Cosgrave, Eric Lemartinel
6.30pm: Handicap (PA) | Dh80,000 | 2,200m
Winner: MH Tawag, Richard Mullen, Elise Jeanne
7pm: Wathba Stallions Cup Handicap (PA) | Dh70,000 | 1,400m
Winner: RB Inferno, Fabrice Veron, Ismail Mohammed
7.30pm: Handicap (TB) | Dh100,000 | 1,600m
Winner: Juthoor, Jim Crowley, Erwan Charpy