You know those electronic postcards with scathingly profound quotes? I got one the other day that hit a little too close to home. It showed a well-dressed lady examining her manicure and wondering out loud how she would love her friends much more if she didn’t hate them quite as much.
The e-card was like a divine confirmation of a deduction I was forming based on data drawn from an adjacent browser window (but more on that later).
Women in relationships are fraught with ambiguity. Feelings of possessiveness and jealousy sit in the laps of love and friendship. Why are things so much simpler for men? Imagine two male friends, where one of them has done something not to the liking of the other. This is how things would most likely go:
Friend 1: Dude, that was not cool!
Friend 2: Dude, I’m sorry. It won’t happen again.
Friend 1: No problem, dude. It’s cool.
OK, maybe with a little less usage of the word “dude”, but you get my point. Now imagine a woman in the same scenario. Regardless of which friend you substitute her for, what are the chances of the conversation going the same way? As slim as Keira Knightley. There would, instead, be accusations, allegations of ulterior motives and a whole lot of sulking.
“Why can’t you girls just be happy?” my husband sighed the other day.
What started it all was a Facebook post. I had been to a costume party and was shortlisted for a prize, with the winner selected based on number of “likes” on the relevant Facebook picture. So I shared it on my wall, asking my 575 FB friends to like it. I ended up getting about 400 votes and won second place. You’d think that’s a decent number, but you’d be wrong.
I actually scrolled through the list of people who liked my photo and here’s what I discovered: about a quarter of the votes came from friends of my husband, most of the rest came – miraculously – from the friends of the sister of a friend of my husband (long story), and only a measly five per cent came from my own friends.
Of course, I went back to my last costume win: the Monster Halloween Party at Nasimi Beach, Atlantis The Palm, where I won Scariest Female Costume – again driven on the number of “likes”. A little scrolling revealed that about two-thirds of the votes came from my husband’s friends, a quarter from friends of his best friend and, again, about five per cent from my own so-called friends.
“Time to make some new friends?” my husband suggested.
And then someone sent me the serendipitous e-card. I immediately updated my FB status: “Pleased to announce that I won second place at the costume competition. A huge thanks to all my friends and family who voted for me. You guys rock! As for the rest of you ... you suck. If you’re not going to ‘like’ a post that means something, then I really have no need for you to ever like or comment on anything on my wall, or for that matter ... to even be on my FB list. Please excuse yourself now if you find the last sentence reflects upon you.”
This goes without saying: what followed was a lot of FB “unfriend-ing”, a barrage of emotional, hurt-puppy emails and the sad realisation that, yes, I really would love my friends a whole lot more if I didn’t hate them quite so much.
The writer is an honest-to-goodness desi girl living in Dubai
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Defining head lice
Pediculus humanus capitis are tiny wingless insects that feed on blood from the human scalp. The adult head louse is up to 3mm long, has six legs, and is tan to greyish-white in colour. The female lives up to four weeks and, once mature, can lay up to 10 eggs per day. These tiny nits firmly attach to the base of the hair shaft, get incubated by body heat and hatch in eight days or so.
Identifying lice
Lice can be identified by itching or a tickling sensation of something moving within the hair. One can confirm that a person has lice by looking closely through the hair and scalp for nits, nymphs or lice. Head lice are most frequently located behind the ears and near the neckline.
Treating lice at home
Head lice must be treated as soon as they are spotted. Start by checking everyone in the family for them, then follow these steps. Remove and wash all clothing and bedding with hot water. Apply medicine according to the label instructions. If some live lice are still found eight to 12 hours after treatment, but are moving more slowly than before, do not re-treat. Comb dead and remaining live lice out of the hair using a fine-toothed comb.
After the initial treatment, check for, comb and remove nits and lice from hair every two to three days. Soak combs and brushes in hot water for 10 minutes.Vacuum the floor and furniture, particularly where the infested person sat or lay.
Courtesy Dr Vishal Rajmal Mehta, specialist paediatrics, RAK Hospital
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Date started: Okadoc, 2018
Founder/CEO: Fodhil Benturquia
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Healthcare
Size: (employees/revenue) 40 staff; undisclosed revenues recording “double-digit” monthly growth
Funding stage: Series B fundraising round to conclude in February
Investors: Undisclosed
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Welterweight:
Abdoul Abdouraguimov (champion, FRA) v Jarrah Al Selawe (JOR)
Lightweight:
Anas Siraj Mounir (TUN) v Alex Martinez (CAN)
Welterweight:
Mzwandile Hlongwa (RSA) v Khamzat Chimaev (SWE)
Middleweight:
Tarek Suleiman (SYR) v Rustam Chsiev (RUS)
Mohammad Fakhreddine (LEB) v Christofer Silva (BRA)
Super lightweight:
Alex Nacfur (BRA) v Dwight Brooks (USA)
Bantamweight:
Jalal Al Daaja (JOR) v Tariq Ismail (CAN)
Chris Corton (PHI) v Zia Mashwani (PAK)
Featherweight:
Sulaiman (KUW) v Abdullatip (RUS)
Super lightweight:
Flavio Serafin (BRA) v Mohammad Al Katib (JOR)