If you've ever to decipher a typical chat between teenagers on the computer, you might have realised that the content consists of practically, well, nothing. For example: sup Matt$$$ says: nm m brd Matt$$$ says: w/e POS!!!!! Matt$$$ says: OMG!!!! k shes gn The traditional "sup" (what's up?), is always responded to with "nm" (nothing much, for the teen illiterate), which rather defeats the purpose of posing the question.
In my circle of friends' conversations, "m brd" (I'm bored) is not something they are allowed to omit, even if something interesting has happened, and "w/e" (whatever), features on the page about 23 times. The alarmed "POS!!!" (Parent over shoulder!!!) is frequently sent out, considerable consternation follows, and seeing as there are virtually no juicy secrets for prying parents to be generous with groundings for, the phrase could only be an excuse to spice up things a little.
Relief follows when the intruder leaves - "k shes gn" (OK, she's gone) - and all is well in cyber space once more. Perhaps the idea of being able to communicate with friends so easily, no costs involved, is unfathomable to adults. Maybe it's because they ran around hunting boar with spears in deerskins and lived in caves when they were young. Mum tells me that, although computers did exist when she was growing up, along with the motor car and the jet aeroplane, they were too large to fit in homes. It's understandable that you could phone each other to stay in touch but the questions I had to ask were: "How did you do your homework without the internet? How did you do anything?"
Apparently, they would trek to the library and find out what they needed if they didn't have the right book at home. I don't even know where the library is in Dubai. Then there are mobile phones. Even thinking about how teenagers lived without continuously texting gives me a headache, so I am not about to contemplate it too much. But I have to wonder what they did behind the shield of their schoolbags when they had a particularly boring teacher droning on about climate change (Had climate change been invented back then?).
Technological advances are all very well, but there is a downside. My friend Jess has her Facebook page permanently on. If she's out shopping, she will still take an occasional peek at her home page on her phone, and giggle between trying on shoes and perusing some oh-so-embarrassing pictures that someone posted. This is not beneficial to schoolwork or even a face-to-face social life. Much more serious, another friend, who is only 13, found her "dream guy", supposedly 19, on the site. It took a lot of persuading to stop her from meeting up with him.
Many teenagers claim they cannot study without their music blaring in the background, and when asked to turn it down, resort to iPods. I don't know why adults are so against us listening to music. There's a bit in the book iWoz by Steve Wozniak, founder of Apple, that I liked: "Artists work best alone - best outside the corporate environment. I don't believe anything revolutionary has been invented by a committee. Because the committee would never agree on it!"
Grown-ups are a bit like that committee: all ganged up to prevent us teenagers from, ahem, utilising technology to the fullest in order to understand it and pave new paths for future generations. It's not hard to believe that all parents are like that, but it is only fair to add that their Stone Age generation didn't sit twiddling their thumbs when they discovered what an unbearable, glaring hole their lives contained when they couldn't take their own music along on the way to the bus stop. It was their generation whopioneered the internet, leading to essential tools such as the iPhone, after all
* Lavanya Malhotra is a 14-year-old student in Dubai
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How being social media savvy can improve your well being
Next time when procastinating online remember that you can save thousands on paying for a personal trainer and a gym membership simply by watching YouTube videos and keeping up with the latest health tips and trends.
As social media apps are becoming more and more consumed by health experts and nutritionists who are using it to awareness and encourage patients to engage in physical activity.
Elizabeth Watson, a personal trainer from Stay Fit gym in Abu Dhabi suggests that “individuals can use social media as a means of keeping fit, there are a lot of great exercises you can do and train from experts at home just by watching videos on YouTube”.
Norlyn Torrena, a clinical nutritionist from Burjeel Hospital advises her clients to be more technologically active “most of my clients are so engaged with their phones that I advise them to download applications that offer health related services”.
Torrena said that “most people believe that dieting and keeping fit is boring”.
However, by using social media apps keeping fit means that people are “modern and are kept up to date with the latest heath tips and trends”.
“It can be a guide to a healthy lifestyle and exercise if used in the correct way, so I really encourage my clients to download health applications” said Mrs Torrena.
People can also connect with each other and exchange “tips and notes, it’s extremely healthy and fun”.
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Director: Goran Hugo Olsson
Rating: 5/5
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RACECARD
6pm: Al Maktoum Challenge Round-1 – Group 1 (PA) $50,000 (Dirt) 1,600m
6.35pm: Festival City Stakes – Conditions (TB) $60,000 (D) 1,200m
7.10pm: Dubai Racing Club Classic – Listed (TB) $100,000 (Turf) 2,410m
7.45pm: Jumeirah Classic Trial – Conditions (TB) $150,000 (T) 1,400m
8.20pm: Al Maktoum Challenge Round-1 – Group 2 (TB) $250,000 (D) 1,600m
8.55pm: Cape Verdi – Group 2 (TB) $180,000 (T) 1,600m
9.30pm: Dubai Dash – Listed (TB) $100,000 (T) 1,000m
How to protect yourself when air quality drops
Install an air filter in your home.
Close your windows and turn on the AC.
Shower or bath after being outside.
Wear a face mask.
Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.
If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.
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Results
6.30pm: The Madjani Stakes (PA) Group 3 Dh175,000 (Dirt) 1,900m
Winner: Aatebat Al Khalediah, Fernando Jara (jockey), Ali Rashid Al Raihe (trainer).
7.05pm: Maiden (TB) Dh165,000 (D) 1,400m
Winner: Down On Da Bayou, Royston Ffrench, Salem bin Ghadayer.
7.40pm: Maiden (TB) Dh165,000 (D) 1,600m
Winner: Dubai Avenue, Fernando Jara, Ali Rashid Al Raihe.
8.15pm: Handicap (TB) Dh190,000 (D) 1,200m
Winner: My Catch, Pat Dobbs, Doug Watson.
8.50pm: Dubai Creek Mile (TB) Listed Dh265,000 (D) 1,600m
Winner: Secret Ambition, Tadhg O’Shea, Satish Seemar.
9.25pm: Handicap (TB) Dh190,000 (D) 1,600m
Winner: Golden Goal, Pat Dobbs, Doug Watson.
The specs
Engine: 2.7-litre 4-cylinder Turbomax
Power: 310hp
Torque: 583Nm
Transmission: 8-speed automatic
Price: From Dh192,500
On sale: Now
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Starring: Bruce Willis, Toni Collette, Hayley Joel Osment
Director: M. Night Shyamalan
Rating: 5/5
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BORDERLANDS
Starring: Cate Blanchett, Kevin Hart, Jamie Lee Curtis
Director: Eli Roth
Rating: 0/5
The specs
Engine: Long-range single or dual motor with 200kW or 400kW battery
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Max touring range: 620km / 590km
Price: From Dh250,000 (estimated)
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Company Profile
Name: Thndr
Started: 2019
Co-founders: Ahmad Hammouda and Seif Amr
Sector: FinTech
Headquarters: Egypt
UAE base: Hub71, Abu Dhabi
Current number of staff: More than 150
Funds raised: $22 million
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Fixtures
50-over match
UAE v Lancashire, starts at 10am
Champion County match
MCC v Surrey, four-day match, starting on Sunday, March 24, play starts at 10am
Both matches are at ICC Academy, Dubai Sports City. Admission is free.
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