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The actor Amitabh Bachchan during a portrait session on day one of the 6th Annual Dubai International Film Festival held at the Madinat Jumeriah Complex on December 9, 2009 in Dubai, United Arab EmiraShow more

?"The sun sets!!! And I awake, ready for the night- damn, sound like I'm auditioning for the new Twighlight movie. STOP- Wazza twitter?" A nocturnal shooting schedule seems to be getting to Abhishek Bachchan. January 25. ?"Yes, the recession is definitely ending. I just saw a tiny Woolworths pick 'n' mix growing in the ground." The comedian David Schneider spots an important economic indicator. January 26.

?"A haiku: Look down at my phone, still no direct messages, ugh what a lame day." Peaches Geldof plumbs / new depths in her shallowness. / And "ugh" is a cheat. January 26. ?"Got into a fight tonight with a screenwriter about why I think the Last House on the Left remake is a better movie than Precious-" The American Psycho author Bret Easton Ellis channels his inner Patrick Bateman for this piece of film punditry. January 22.

?"Boo hooLost both Sad" Newt Gingrich, the former Speaker of the US House of Representatives. His rhetorical powers seem to be on the wane. January 26. ?"television is weirdos judging weirdos viewed by weirdos who are just glad there are weirder weirdos out there. like me DAMN IT! %^(" Jim Carrey sees the big picture. January 26. ?"Cameron on Twitter: 'We'll have to think very carefully about what we say before we say it.' Those TV debates should be fun then!" A little bit of politics from the UK's former deputy prime minister and noted wit John Prescott. January 26.

?"now i'm going to read 'boswell's london journals 1762-1763'" Milla Jovavich raises the tone. January 26.