Power list of simple intellectual arrogance



We are list-obsessed, it seems. The rich lists, the power lists, the billionaires lists, even, these days, the "bust" lists of the biggest losers from the financial crisis. Business journalists love them because they inject some personality into their rather dry subject; readers like them because they give a yardstick of comparison and insight into a rarified world few can expect to directly experience. How did Bill Gates get all of that money? Why didn't I think of that wealth-generating wheeze?

The august Financial Times rarely goes in for such populist journalistic techniques. When I worked there, many years ago now, one of my first jobs was to compile and launch a list of European companies ranked in order of profitability. That has morphed into the FT 500 - a comprehensive, if dull, schedule of the biggest corporates in the world. Invaluable, if not exactly something you would read while soaking in the bath.

Last week there was something of a departure for the FT. As part of the paper's admirable special series on the future of global capitalism, it produced a table of 50 people who will "frame the debate" on the nature of the post-crisis world. Great, I thought: the FT's first power list, with all the resources and insight that prestigious paper can bring. What a disappointment. It was not a list, in that it did not rank in order of importance - though with Barack Obama, the US president, on the top left corner and a little-known Singaporean academic on the bottom right, you got some idea of the FT's priorities. But if these really are the people who will decide the future of the world economy, we are in serious trouble. Some of them resemble those who got us into this almighty mess in the first place.

Western politicians, bankers, business leaders and academics, overwhelmingly male and over 50 years old; a high proportion of US nationals, many of whom have taught or attended a US east-coast Ivy League university; a large presence from former US banking giant Goldman Sachs; mixed with the usual scattering of George Soros-type entrepreneurs and a few Asian faces. If it had run as a list of "50 people to blame for the credit crunch", many names would remain intact.

And only one Arab. Sheikh Hamad bin Jassem al Thani, the prime minister of Qatar and head of the country's sovereign wealth fund, was the sole representative of the Middle East. His keffiyeh stuck out conspicuously from the sea of grey-haired men with glasses. I asked Lionel Barber, the editor of the FT, who wrote an analysis of the 50, about this apparently glaring omission. The Middle East, after all, is the energy powerhouse of the world and home to some of the richest sovereign wealth funds. So why nobody from Saudi Arabia, repository of the world's biggest oil reserves? Or Abu Dhabi, home of the biggest sovereign wealth fund? Or Dubai, still the commercial marketplace of the Gulf region?

"Yes, you're right about Abu Dhabi and yes we could have had more Arab representatives, though Dubai is somewhat under a cloud right now. The trouble with lists is that you always leave out deserving candidates, though I suspect resolving the crisis will still involve more western leadership and co-operation," Mr Barber replied. Leave aside for the moment whether or not Dubai is "under a cloud". If it is, the Dubai political and economic establishment is taking urgent and decisive steps to lift it. What bothers me about Mr Barber's response is the bit about the West.

You could argue that, because it was essentially a systemic failure of western financial and economic models that caused the asset bubble and resulting credit crunch, it is the responsibility of the architects of that system to put the thing right, to identify the flaws in their own structures that brought the world to the depths of economic recession and suggest ways to dig us out. That is obvious and sensible.

You could also argue that because the effects of the financial collapse are more serious in the West, more damaging to western standards of living and economic well-being, that it is up to those leaders to put their own house in order first. Again, that is common sense. But I suspect what Mr Barber means is something different. He implies that western "leadership" is necessary to resolve the current crisis, and to frame the future of the system that will replace failed liberal capitalism. Others can learn and follow, but the West must lead. This strikes me as simple intellectual arrogance.

To contemplate designing a new world economic order without the active w of the Middle East would be utterly foolish, and would invite a repetition - in 20 or 50 years time - of the calamitous events we are now experiencing. Globalisation is not a one-way street. fkane@thenational.ae

Formula Middle East Calendar (Formula Regional and Formula 4)
Round 1: January 17-19, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
 
Round 2: January 22-23, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
 
Round 3: February 7-9, Dubai Autodrome – Dubai
 
Round 4: February 14-16, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
 
Round 5: February 25-27, Jeddah Corniche Circuit – Saudi Arabia
MATCH INFO

Rugby World Cup (all times UAE)

Final: England v South Africa, Saturday, 1pm

The Old Slave and the Mastiff

Patrick Chamoiseau

Translated from the French and Creole by Linda Coverdale

Slow loris biog

From: Lonely Loris is a Sunda slow loris, one of nine species of the animal native to Indonesia, Malaysia, Thailand and Singapore

Status: Critically endangered, and listed as vulnerable on the International Union for Conservation of Nature red list due to growing demand in the global exotic pet trade. It is one of the most popular primate species found at Indonesian pet markets

Likes: Sleeping, which they do for up to 18 hours a day. When they are awake, they like to eat fruit, insects, small birds and reptiles and some types of vegetation

Dislikes: Sunlight. Being a nocturnal animal, the slow loris wakes around sunset and is active throughout the night

Superpowers: His dangerous elbows. The slow loris’s doe eyes may make it look cute, but it is also deadly. The only known venomous primate, it hisses and clasps its paws and can produce a venom from its elbow that can cause anaphylactic shock and even death in humans

BIG SPENDERS

Premier League clubs spent £230 million (Dh1.15 billion) on January transfers, the second-highest total for the mid-season window, the Sports Business Group at Deloitte said in a report.

THE SPECS

Engine: 3.5-litre V6
Transmission: six-speed manual
Power: 325bhp
Torque: 370Nm
Speed: 0-100km/h 3.9 seconds
Price: Dh230,000
On sale: now

Living in...

This article is part of a guide on where to live in the UAE. Our reporters will profile some of the country’s most desirable districts, provide an estimate of rental prices and introduce you to some of the residents who call each area home.

How to watch Ireland v Pakistan in UAE

When: The one-off Test starts on Friday, May 11
What time: Each day’s play is scheduled to start at 2pm UAE time.
TV: The match will be broadcast on OSN Sports Cricket HD. Subscribers to the channel can also stream the action live on OSN Play.

Teachers' pay - what you need to know

Pay varies significantly depending on the school, its rating and the curriculum. Here's a rough guide as of January 2021:

- top end schools tend to pay Dh16,000-17,000 a month - plus a monthly housing allowance of up to Dh6,000. These tend to be British curriculum schools rated 'outstanding' or 'very good', followed by American schools

- average salary across curriculums and skill levels is about Dh10,000, recruiters say

- it is becoming more common for schools to provide accommodation, sometimes in an apartment block with other teachers, rather than hand teachers a cash housing allowance

- some strong performing schools have cut back on salaries since the pandemic began, sometimes offering Dh16,000 including the housing allowance, which reflects the slump in rental costs, and sheer demand for jobs

- maths and science teachers are most in demand and some schools will pay up to Dh3,000 more than other teachers in recognition of their technical skills

- at the other end of the market, teachers in some Indian schools, where fees are lower and competition among applicants is intense, can be paid as low as Dh3,000 per month

- in Indian schools, it has also become common for teachers to share residential accommodation, living in a block with colleagues

PROFILE OF SWVL

Started: April 2017

Founders: Mostafa Kandil, Ahmed Sabbah and Mahmoud Nouh

Based: Cairo, Egypt

Sector: transport

Size: 450 employees

Investment: approximately $80 million

Investors include: Dubai’s Beco Capital, US’s Endeavor Catalyst, China’s MSA, Egypt’s Sawari Ventures, Sweden’s Vostok New Ventures, Property Finder CEO Michael Lahyani

Email sent to Uber team from chief executive Dara Khosrowshahi

From: Dara

To: Team@

Date: March 25, 2019 at 11:45pm PT

Subj: Accelerating in the Middle East

Five years ago, Uber launched in the Middle East. It was the start of an incredible journey, with millions of riders and drivers finding new ways to move and work in a dynamic region that’s become so important to Uber. Now Pakistan is one of our fastest-growing markets in the world, women are driving with Uber across Saudi Arabia, and we chose Cairo to launch our first Uber Bus product late last year.

Today we are taking the next step in this journey—well, it’s more like a leap, and a big one: in a few minutes, we’ll announce that we’ve agreed to acquire Careem. Importantly, we intend to operate Careem independently, under the leadership of co-founder and current CEO Mudassir Sheikha. I’ve gotten to know both co-founders, Mudassir and Magnus Olsson, and what they have built is truly extraordinary. They are first-class entrepreneurs who share our platform vision and, like us, have launched a wide range of products—from digital payments to food delivery—to serve consumers.

I expect many of you will ask how we arrived at this structure, meaning allowing Careem to maintain an independent brand and operate separately. After careful consideration, we decided that this framework has the advantage of letting us build new products and try new ideas across not one, but two, strong brands, with strong operators within each. Over time, by integrating parts of our networks, we can operate more efficiently, achieve even lower wait times, expand new products like high-capacity vehicles and payments, and quicken the already remarkable pace of innovation in the region.

This acquisition is subject to regulatory approval in various countries, which we don’t expect before Q1 2020. Until then, nothing changes. And since both companies will continue to largely operate separately after the acquisition, very little will change in either teams’ day-to-day operations post-close. Today’s news is a testament to the incredible business our team has worked so hard to build.

It’s a great day for the Middle East, for the region’s thriving tech sector, for Careem, and for Uber.

Uber on,

Dara

Emergency

Director: Kangana Ranaut

Stars: Kangana Ranaut, Anupam Kher, Shreyas Talpade, Milind Soman, Mahima Chaudhry 

Rating: 2/5

Know your camel milk:
Flavour: Similar to goat’s milk, although less pungent. Vaguely sweet with a subtle, salty aftertaste.
Texture: Smooth and creamy, with a slightly thinner consistency than cow’s milk.
Use it: In your morning coffee, to add flavour to homemade ice cream and milk-heavy desserts, smoothies, spiced camel-milk hot chocolate.
Goes well with: chocolate and caramel, saffron, cardamom and cloves. Also works well with honey and dates.

THE LOWDOWN

Romeo Akbar Walter

Rating: 2/5 stars
Produced by: Dharma Productions, Azure Entertainment
Directed by: Robby Grewal
Cast: John Abraham, Mouni Roy, Jackie Shroff and Sikandar Kher 

Moon Music

Artist: Coldplay

Label: Parlophone/Atlantic

Number of tracks: 10

Rating: 3/5

MATCH INFO

Uefa Champions League semi-final, first leg
Bayern Munich v Real Madrid

When: April 25, 10.45pm kick-off (UAE)
Where: Allianz Arena, Munich
Live: BeIN Sports HD
Second leg: May 1, Santiago Bernabeu, Madrid

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Museum of the Future in numbers
  •  78 metres is the height of the museum
  •  30,000 square metres is its total area
  •  17,000 square metres is the length of the stainless steel facade
  •  14 kilometres is the length of LED lights used on the facade
  •  1,024 individual pieces make up the exterior 
  •  7 floors in all, with one for administrative offices
  •  2,400 diagonally intersecting steel members frame the torus shape
  •  100 species of trees and plants dot the gardens
  •  Dh145 is the price of a ticket
Match info

Uefa Nations League Group B:

England v Spain, Saturday, 11.45pm (UAE)

A State of Passion

Directors: Carol Mansour and Muna Khalidi

Stars: Dr Ghassan Abu-Sittah

Rating: 4/5

UAE v Gibraltar

What: International friendly

When: 7pm kick off

Where: Rugby Park, Dubai Sports City

Admission: Free

Online: The match will be broadcast live on Dubai Exiles’ Facebook page

UAE squad: Lucas Waddington (Dubai Exiles), Gio Fourie (Exiles), Craig Nutt (Abu Dhabi Harlequins), Phil Brady (Harlequins), Daniel Perry (Dubai Hurricanes), Esekaia Dranibota (Harlequins), Matt Mills (Exiles), Jaen Botes (Exiles), Kristian Stinson (Exiles), Murray Reason (Abu Dhabi Saracens), Dave Knight (Hurricanes), Ross Samson (Jebel Ali Dragons), DuRandt Gerber (Exiles), Saki Naisau (Dragons), Andrew Powell (Hurricanes), Emosi Vacanau (Harlequins), Niko Volavola (Dragons), Matt Richards (Dragons), Luke Stevenson (Harlequins), Josh Ives (Dubai Sports City Eagles), Sean Stevens (Saracens), Thinus Steyn (Exiles)