Nitin Mirani, a stand-up comedian, has successfully launched the Komic Sutra and Laugh Your Assets Off brands. Jaime Puebla / The National
Nitin Mirani, a stand-up comedian, has successfully launched the Komic Sutra and Laugh Your Assets Off brands. Jaime Puebla / The National

Laughing all the way to success



Describe your financial journey so far.

My journey so far has been unbelievably fantastic. It has not only taught me the value of money, but also polished my principles in life. From working endless hours on promotions in supermarkets to now getting paid 10 times more for a 30-minute comedy slot. I am very grateful that I have been through the financial experiences I have as it has widened my perspective towards making money as well as spending money.

Are you a spender or a saver?

I am proud to say that I have managed to strike a very healthy balance, so I spend efforts and save moments.

Have you made any financial mistakes?

I have had my share of not so good judgements, but luckily for me the recovery has not only been fast, but much more beneficial.

What is your philosophy towards money?

My philosophy with money is I don't chase it. There is a saying, 'No one can destroy anything I can't rebuild'. Money is a by-product of hard work and strong ethics - not the other way around.

What has been your most valuable financial lesson?

Believe in yourself and what you are selling. It's very important to be convinced with what you are selling/representing. I would definitely mention my life-changing experiences when I was working in Spain as a camera salesman because even though I did not fit in, I worked hard towards not only understanding what I was selling, but also who I was selling to. Once I understood both of these aspects clearly, I ended up not only selling, but creating a business relationship with my customers - who then graduated to regular clients.

When did you become a comedian?

I started working at a very young age and have practically sold everything possible, including french fries, music, real estate and have even been a TV presenter and producer. Since I used to host events regularly, I always used to end up doing improv comedy on stage and always received good feedback. So around the end of 2005, my friend Abdul Basit Qureshi, who was organising comedy shows called One Night Stand, asked me to fill in because one of the opening acts didn't show up. I ended up on stage and have never gotten out of it.

Is it difficult to make a living as a comedian?

Growing up, I was actually a very shy individual, but somehow found a lot of comfort and was able to express myself much better when I was on stage. So thanks to my drama teacher, Suneel Hattangadi, I found a new voice and luckily for me that voice was a funny one. Initially, it was difficult because when I started there were just a handful of local comedians. For many businesses, sustainability is much more difficult than the take off. However, in this market where the concept of comedy was yet to be understood, both taking off and sustainability was extremely difficult. But I am blessed with a very strong will and I believed in my concept and my intentions. I have successfully created my brands Komic Sutra and the most recent Laugh Your Assets Off and am looking forward to new challenges and overcoming them.

How hard is it to bring comedy into the corporate world?

In the past three years, most of my income has been through the corporate world as multinationals locally and internationally have been booking me for seminars and launches and even as an ice-breaker before many important announcements. This actually gave birth to the concept of Laugh Your Assets Off, which is the region's first and only corporate comedy that includes tailor-made comedy sets as well the option of Rent-A-Comic. So far, the response has been remarkable as more and more corporations are not only enjoying the "humourtainment", but also taking ownership of the concept and understanding the importance of having a healthy and happy working environment that directly impacts efficiency.

What do you like to invest in?

Even though I have a few investments in property, I like investing in people and talent.

The biog

Name: Greg Heinricks

From: Alberta, western Canada

Record fish: 56kg sailfish

Member of: International Game Fish Association

Company: Arabian Divers and Sportfishing Charters

What can you do?

Document everything immediately; including dates, times, locations and witnesses

Seek professional advice from a legal expert

You can report an incident to HR or an immediate supervisor

You can use the Ministry of Human Resources and Emiratisation’s dedicated hotline

In criminal cases, you can contact the police for additional support

The biog

DOB: March 13, 1987
Place of birth: Jeddah, Saudi Arabia but lived in Virginia in the US and raised in Lebanon
School: ACS in Lebanon
University: BSA in Graphic Design at the American University of Beirut
MSA in Design Entrepreneurship at the School of Visual Arts in New York City
Nationality: Lebanese
Status: Single
Favourite thing to do: I really enjoy cycling, I was a participant in Cycling for Gaza for the second time this year

The specs: 2017 Maserati Quattroporte

Price, base / as tested Dh389,000 / Dh559,000

Engine 3.0L twin-turbo V8

Transmission Eight-speed automatic

Power 530hp @ 6,800rpm

Torque 650Nm @ 2,000 rpm

Fuel economy, combined 10.7L / 100km

Sunday:
GP3 race: 12:10pm
Formula 2 race: 1:35pm
Formula 1 race: 5:10pm
Performance: Guns N' Roses

Match info

Australia 580
Pakistan 240 and 335

Result: Australia win by an innings and five runs

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MATCH INFO

Watford 1 (Deulofeu 80' p)

Chelsea 2 (Abraham 5', Pulisic 55')

MAIN CARD

Bantamweight 56.4kg
Abrorbek Madiminbekov v Mehdi El Jamari

Super heavyweight 94 kg
Adnan Mohammad v Mohammed Ajaraam

Lightweight 60kg
Zakaria Eljamari v Faridoon Alik Zai

Light heavyweight 81.4kg
Mahmood Amin v Taha Marrouni

Light welterweight 64.5kg
Siyovush Gulmamadov v Nouredine Samir

Light heavyweight 81.4kg
Ilyass Habibali v Haroun Baka

Match info

Manchester United 0-0 Crystal Palace

Man of the match: Cheikhou Kouyate (Crystal Palace)

The bio

Who inspires you?

I am in awe of the remarkable women in the Arab region, both big and small, pushing boundaries and becoming role models for generations. Emily Nasrallah was a writer, journalist, teacher and women’s rights activist

How do you relax?

Yoga relaxes me and helps me relieve tension, especially now when we’re practically chained to laptops and desks. I enjoy learning more about music and the history of famous music bands and genres.

What is favourite book?

The Perks of Being a Wallflower - I think I've read it more than 7 times

What is your favourite Arabic film?

Hala2 Lawen (Translation: Where Do We Go Now?) by Nadine Labaki

What is favourite English film?

Mamma Mia

Best piece of advice to someone looking for a career at Google?

If you’re interested in a career at Google, deep dive into the different career paths and pinpoint the space you want to join. When you know your space, you’re likely to identify the skills you need to develop.  

 

In numbers

1,000 tonnes of waste collected daily:

  • 800 tonnes converted into alternative fuel
  • 150 tonnes to landfill
  • 50 tonnes sold as scrap metal

800 tonnes of RDF replaces 500 tonnes of coal

Two conveyor lines treat more than 350,000 tonnes of waste per year

25 staff on site

 

Our family matters legal consultant

Name: Hassan Mohsen Elhais

Position: legal consultant with Al Rowaad Advocates and Legal Consultants.

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Key facilities
  • Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
  • Premier League-standard football pitch
  • 400m Olympic running track
  • NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
  • 600-seat auditorium
  • Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
  • An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
  • Specialist robotics and science laboratories
  • AR and VR-enabled learning centres
  • Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills
Results

1. New Zealand Daniel Meech – Fine (name of horse), Richard Gardner – Calisto, Bruce Goodin - Backatorps Danny V, Samantha McIntosh – Check In. Team total First round: 200.22; Second round: 201.75 – Penalties 12 (jump-off 40.16 seconds) Prize €64,000

2. Ireland Cameron Hanley – Aiyetoro, David Simpson – Keoki, Paul Kennedy – Cartown Danger Mouse, Shane Breen – Laith. Team total 200.25/202.84 – P 12 (jump-off 51.79 – P17) Prize €40,000

3. Italy Luca Maria Moneta – Connery, Luca Coata – Crandessa, Simone Coata – Dardonge, Natale Chiaudani – Almero. Team total 130.82/198.-4 – P20. Prize €32,000

Day 1, Dubai Test: At a glance

Moment of the day Sadeera Samarawickrama set pulses racing with his strokeplay on his introduction to Test cricket. It reached a feverish peak when he stepped down the wicket and launched Yasir Shah, who many regard as the world’s leading spinner, back over his head for six. No matter that he was out soon after: it felt as though the future had arrived.

Stat of the day - 5 The last time Sri Lanka played a Test in Dubai – they won here in 2013 – they had four players in their XI who were known as wicketkeepers. This time they have gone one better. Each of Dinesh Chandimal, Kaushal Silva, Samarawickrama, Kusal Mendis, and Niroshan Dickwella – the nominated gloveman here – can keep wicket.

The verdict Sri Lanka want to make history by becoming the first team to beat Pakistan in a full Test series in the UAE. They could not have made a better start, first by winning the toss, then by scoring freely on an easy-paced pitch. The fact Yasir Shah found some turn on Day 1, too, will have interested their own spin bowlers.

Venom

Director: Ruben Fleischer

Cast: Tom Hardy, Michelle Williams, Riz Ahmed

Rating: 1.5/5

Results

2pm: Handicap Dh 90,000 1,800m; Winner: Majestic Thunder, Tadhg O’Shea (jockey), Satish Seemar (trainer).

2.30pm: Handicap Dh120,000 1,950m; Winner: Just A Penny, Sam Hitchcott, Doug Watson.

3pm: Handicap Dh105,000 1,600m; Winner: Native Appeal, Pat Dobbs, Doug Watson.

3.30pm: Jebel Ali Classic Conditions Dh300,000 1,400m; Winner: Thegreatcollection, Adrie de Vries, Doug Watson.

4pm: Maiden Dh75,000 1,600m; Winner: Oktalgano, Xavier Ziani, Salem bin Ghadayer.

4.30pm: Conditions Dh250,000 1,400m; Winner: Madame Ellingtina, Richard Mullen, Satish Seemar.

5pm: Maiden Dh75,000 1,600m; Winner: Mystery Land, Fabrice Veron, Helal Al Alawi.

5.30pm: Handicap Dh85,000 1,000m; Winner: Shanaghai City, Jesus Rosales, Rashed Bouresly.