I called a friend the other day, only to catch him mid-rant about the state of the country. "They are putting up yet another residential tower and it's going to block out my view of the mountains," he yelled. "The Lebanese can't build a country, but they can build another building."
He has a point.
Every day, while Lebanon's construction boom does indeed continue unabated, a great deal of it fuelled by apparently not entirely clean money from Africa, social unrest and sectarian tensions increase with the state either unwilling or unable to deal with it.
Sunday's attack on two Sunni clerics, apparently by members of the Amal movement, could have tipped Lebanon over the edge. Next time it may well do so and the normally bullish bourgeoisie is getting nervous.
The most recent party line has always been that once the Syrian crisis ends, Lebanon will once again experience prosperity.
But the more the crisis drags on the more hollow this sounds. And it is significant that more and more otherwise optimistic people, myself included, are now talking about buying property and transferring funds overseas.
The party line is right on one thing - everything does hinge on Syria. And as long as the fighting continues, Lebanon not only remains in limbo, it erodes.
According to the United Nations, there are at least 300,000 Syrian refugees in the country, but in reality the figure is probably nearer to 1 million.
Lebanon and its creaking infrastructure can hardly cope with its own people and the Syrian conflict is taking its toll on all levels.
In the Bekaa Valley, the centre of Lebanon's agriculture industry, the crisis is palpable.
In the town of Chtaura, from where the Masnaa border crossing to Damascus is less than 10 kilometres away, a Syrian man stopped me at the entrance of the Massabki Hotel.
"Any jobs in there?" he asked. He looked like he hadn't eaten properly in days, his clothes hanging off him like a scarecrow.
His friend who had walked ahead told him to stop wasting his time. And on they trudged. It was surely only a matter of time before petty crime beckoned, if it hadn't already done so.
"Yes, for the time being security is our main concern," said one municipal leader from the neighbouring village of Qab Elias. "So far so good, but our big fear is that should the battle for Damascus really unfold, we can expect 1 million refugees in two days." If that happens, we have no chance of coping, he added.
To make matters worse, kidnapping is on the up and local businessmen in the area are taking no chances.
At the Kassatly Chtaura jam and soft drinks factory, security has been strengthened and the owner Nayef Kassatly now has a bodyguard at all times. A day earlier, a botched abduction in broad daylight in the middle of Chtaura turned into a full-blown shoot-out in which a security officer was killed.
Meanwhile, in the western Bekaa, farmers are recognising that renting tents to Syrian refugees is more profitable than growing root crops.
"They can now get US$16,000 [Dh58,768] a year from a plot of land that would normally yield $1,000," one grape grower told me. "We are becoming landlords."
The government has been magnificently incompetent, torn as usual between loyalty to Damascus and its duty to the people of Lebanon.
It wanted avoid the idea of camps, no doubt fearful of a repeat of the Palestinian legacy and being seen to take sides. But camps at least keep people and families in one plac,e and this is better than having thousands of desperate young men roaming the country.
With an almost biblical sense of timing, locusts were spotted in parts of the country, including the Bekaa, raising fears that what is left of Lebanon's agriculture industry was now under attack from Mother Nature.
The cold weather this weekend is expected to kill off the infestation, but it was yet another headache for a country perilously close to breaking point.
Michael Karam is a Beirut-based freelance writer
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As a UAE-based travel agent who processes tourist visas from the Philippines, Jennifer Pacia Gado is fielding a lot of calls from concerned travellers just now. And they are all asking the same question.
“My clients are mostly Filipinos, and they [all want to know] about good conduct certificates,” says the 34-year-old Filipina, who has lived in the UAE for five years.
Ms Gado contacted the Philippines Embassy to get more information on the certificate so she can share it with her clients. She says many are worried about the process and associated costs – which could be as high as Dh500 to obtain and attest a good conduct certificate from the Philippines for jobseekers already living in the UAE.
“They are worried about this because when they arrive here without the NBI [National Bureau of Investigation] clearance, it is a hassle because it takes time,” she says.
“They need to go first to the embassy to apply for the application of the NBI clearance. After that they have go to the police station [in the UAE] for the fingerprints. And then they will apply for the special power of attorney so that someone can finish the process in the Philippines. So it is a long process and more expensive if you are doing it from here.”
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Singham Again
Director: Rohit Shetty
Stars: Ajay Devgn, Kareena Kapoor Khan, Ranveer Singh, Akshay Kumar, Tiger Shroff, Deepika Padukone
Rating: 3/5
Fixtures (6pm UAE unless stated)
Saturday Bournemouth v Leicester City, Chelsea v Manchester City (8.30pm), Huddersfield v Tottenham Hotspur (3.30pm), Manchester United v Crystal Palace, Stoke City v Southampton, West Bromwich Albion v Watford, West Ham United v Swansea City
Sunday Arsenal v Brighton (3pm), Everton v Burnley (5.15pm), Newcastle United v Liverpool (6.30pm)
Day 2, Abu Dhabi Test: At a glance
Moment of the day Dinesh Chandimal has inherited a challenging job, after being made Sri Lanka’s Test captain. He responded in perfect fashion, with an easy-natured century against Pakistan. He brought up three figures with a majestic cover drive, which he just stood and admired.
Stat of the day – 33 It took 33 balls for Dilruwan Perera to get off the mark. His time on zero was eventful enough. The Sri Lankan No 7 was given out LBW twice, but managed to have both decisions overturned on review. The TV replays showed both times that he had inside edged the ball onto his pad.
The verdict In the two previous times these two sides have met in Abu Dhabi, the Tests have been drawn. The docile nature of proceedings so far makes that the likely outcome again this time, but both sides will be harbouring thoughts that they can force their way into a winning position.
If you go:
The flights: Etihad, Emirates, British Airways and Virgin all fly from the UAE to London from Dh2,700 return, including taxes
The tours: The Tour for Muggles usually runs several times a day, lasts about two-and-a-half hours and costs £14 (Dh67)
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is on now at the Palace Theatre. Tickets need booking significantly in advance
Entrance to the Harry Potter exhibition at the House of MinaLima is free
The hotel: The grand, 1909-built Strand Palace Hotel is in a handy location near the Theatre District and several of the key Harry Potter filming and inspiration sites. The family rooms are spacious, with sofa beds that can accommodate children, and wooden shutters that keep out the light at night. Rooms cost from £170 (Dh808).
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Electoral College Victory
Trump has so far secured 295 Electoral College votes, according to the Associated Press, exceeding the 270 needed to win. Only Nevada and Arizona remain to be called, and both swing states are leaning Republican. Trump swept all five remaining swing states, North Carolina, Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin, sealing his path to victory and giving him a strong mandate.
Popular Vote Tally
The count is ongoing, but Trump currently leads with nearly 51 per cent of the popular vote to Harris’s 47.6 per cent. Trump has over 72.2 million votes, while Harris trails with approximately 67.4 million.
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Directors: Raj & DK
Stars: Varun Dhawan, Samantha Ruth Prabhu, Kashvi Majmundar, Kay Kay Menon
Rating: 4/5
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