It was a great relief to learn this week that all of America’s fish hatchery employees will report for duty no matter how long the country’s dysfunctional Congress keeps the government in shutdown mode.
And these plucky patriots are not alone in the federal employment force. They will be joined by International Space Station scientists and technicians, nuclear submarine engineers, money printers, engravers and a whole host of weird and wonderful workers on the US government payroll deemed essential to the proper functioning of the world’s biggest economy.
For those not keeping up with the goings-on in Washington, here’s the story so far. In a last-ditch effort to quash Barack Obama’s Affordable Care Act, a group of Republican lawmakers in the House of Representatives attached elements needed to finance it to legislation for the budget, then refused to vote in favour of passing the budget legislation.
The upshot is that the US government had no budget to fund operations for next year as of the deadline of midnight on Tuesday in America. This meant that the US federal government was forced to close down for the first time since the Republicans’ objection to some legislation proposed by then-president Bill Clinton, a Democrat, almost 20 years ago.
The morning after the deadline, some 800,000 federal workers were told not to come to work, while more than a million others were asked to work without pay.
It might sound like an awful lot of domestic party politics that has no significance whatsoever outside of the self-obsessive force field of the Washington Beltway, but the shutdown has potentially serious economic repercussions if it is allowed to persist for any length of time.
A sense of peace and calm came over the world of politics, finance and news when the government shutdown was finally announced with great drama at the stroke of midnight on Tuesday.
It was a similar feeling to the one that accompanies the inevitable summer power cuts in many parts of the Middle East.
When the circuit breaks, especially in the middle of the night, an absolute peace falls over the house. The sudden absence of air conditioning reminds you that true silence does not exist here, at least not very often. And then, after a few moments of listening to the emptiness, a slow creeping panic begins to rise along with the temperature. And then we ask: “What are we going to do?”
And so it was with the shutdown. The constant chatter in America has focused on little else for weeks.
In the final hours leading up to the midnight deadline we barely slept as iPhones and BlackBerry phones chimed in unison with each news update on the impending crisis. And then, peace.
But moments later stock futures in New York began a wild ride of panic, anticipating a volatile trading session ahead. And the updates began again.
The immediate real economic impact of the shutdown is not expected to be that great.
But with markets barely on the recovery track, any amount of disruption is unwelcome. Markets fear the unknown and the actual fallout from the shutdown – how long it will last, or whether it will lead to a serious economic event such as a US government debt default – are all unknown.
On October 17, the US government must reset its debt limit or it will not be able to pay its creditors, thus facing a humiliating credit downgrade.
If the Treasury is in shutdown mode on that day, it may not be able to do that in time. Such an eventuality, while very unlikely, is still an unknown. And it has got the markets, which are largely running on sentiment these days, spooked in the extreme.
There are also some real market problems caused by the shutdown. The department of agriculture is largely closed – except the fisheries inspectors of course – and so won’t be producing the economic reports that keep the commodities markets ticking over. So there will likely be some volatility in wheat, corn and other such markets as the shutdown continues.
There were some worries that the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) might not be able to get on with Twitter’s initial public offering set for this week, but the SEC has assured everyone that it has adequate funds to keep going for a while. But only for a short while.
The Small Business Administration, meanwhile, is closed, which means loans and grants worth tens of billions of dollars will not be handed out while the government is closed. This sucks real money out of the economy and may force some small and mid-sized firms out of business, with a damaging knock-on effect on suppliers and customers around the world.
So thanks to the childish, partisan idiocy of the extreme-right wing of the Republican party, the global economy is again plunged back into uncertain volatility, putting the recovery on hold once more.
But fear not, as the markets tailspin back into the abyss, at least there will be fresh farmed fish to eat on a well-maintained space station. Perhaps we should send the politicians up there to try it out.
jdoran@thenational.ae
COMPANY PROFILE
● Company: Bidzi
● Started: 2024
● Founders: Akshay Dosaj and Asif Rashid
● Based: Dubai, UAE
● Industry: M&A
● Funding size: Bootstrapped
● No of employees: Nine
Singham Again
Director: Rohit Shetty
Stars: Ajay Devgn, Kareena Kapoor Khan, Ranveer Singh, Akshay Kumar, Tiger Shroff, Deepika Padukone
Rating: 3/5
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ENGLAND SQUAD
Goalkeepers Henderson, Johnstone, Pickford, Ramsdale
Defenders Alexander-Arnold, Chilwell, Coady, Godfrey, James, Maguire, Mings, Shaw, Stones, Trippier, Walker, White
Midfielders Bellingham, Henderson, Lingard, Mount, Phillips, Rice, Ward-Prowse
Forwards Calvert-Lewin, Foden, Grealish, Greenwood, Kane, Rashford, Saka, Sancho, Sterling, Watkins
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: HyperSpace
Started: 2020
Founders: Alexander Heller, Rama Allen and Desi Gonzalez
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Entertainment
Number of staff: 210
Investment raised: $75 million from investors including Galaxy Interactive, Riyadh Season, Sega Ventures and Apis Venture Partners
From Zero
Artist: Linkin Park
Label: Warner Records
Number of tracks: 11
Rating: 4/5
How the bonus system works
The two riders are among several riders in the UAE to receive the top payment of £10,000 under the Thank You Fund of £16 million (Dh80m), which was announced in conjunction with Deliveroo's £8 billion (Dh40bn) stock market listing earlier this year.
The £10,000 (Dh50,000) payment is made to those riders who have completed the highest number of orders in each market.
There are also riders who will receive payments of £1,000 (Dh5,000) and £500 (Dh2,500).
All riders who have worked with Deliveroo for at least one year and completed 2,000 orders will receive £200 (Dh1,000), the company said when it announced the scheme.
Kanguva
Director: Siva
Stars: Suriya, Bobby Deol, Disha Patani, Yogi Babu, Redin Kingsley
Disclaimer
Director: Alfonso Cuaron
Stars: Cate Blanchett, Kevin Kline, Lesley Manville
Rating: 4/5
If you go
Where to stay: Courtyard by Marriott Titusville Kennedy Space Centre has unparalleled views of the Indian River. Alligators can be spotted from hotel room balconies, as can several rocket launch sites. The hotel also boasts cool space-themed decor.
When to go: Florida is best experienced during the winter months, from November to May, before the humidity kicks in.
How to get there: Emirates currently flies from Dubai to Orlando five times a week.
COMPANY PROFILE
Founders: Alhaan Ahmed, Alyina Ahmed and Maximo Tettamanzi
Total funding: Self funded
Tree of Hell
Starring: Raed Zeno, Hadi Awada, Dr Mohammad Abdalla
Director: Raed Zeno
Rating: 4/5
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The specs
Engine: 1.6-litre 4-cyl turbo and dual electric motors
Power: 300hp at 6,000rpm
Torque: 520Nm at 1,500-3,000rpm
Transmission: 8-speed auto
Fuel consumption: 8.0L/100km
Price: from Dh199,900
On sale: now
The specs: 2018 Volkswagen Teramont
Price, base / as tested Dh137,000 / Dh189,950
Engine 3.6-litre V6
Gearbox Eight-speed automatic
Power 280hp @ 6,200rpm
Torque 360Nm @ 2,750rpm
Fuel economy, combined 11.7L / 100km
The Kingfisher Secret
Anonymous, Penguin Books
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Almnssa
Started: August 2020
Founder: Areej Selmi
Based: Gaza
Sectors: Internet, e-commerce
Investments: Grants/private funding
How to help
Send “thenational” to the following numbers or call the hotline on: 0502955999
2289 – Dh10
2252 – Dh 50
6025 – Dh20
6027 – Dh 100
6026 – Dh 200
The specs
Engine: Long-range single or dual motor with 200kW or 400kW battery
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Max touring range: 620km / 590km
Price: From Dh250,000 (estimated)
SPECS
Engine: 4-litre V8 twin-turbo
Power: 630hp
Torque: 850Nm
Transmission: 8-speed Tiptronic automatic
Price: From Dh599,000
On sale: Now
LEAGUE CUP QUARTER-FINAL DRAW
Stoke City v Tottenham
Brentford v Newcastle United
Arsenal v Manchester City
Everton v Manchester United
All ties are to be played the week commencing December 21.
How to protect yourself when air quality drops
Install an air filter in your home.
Close your windows and turn on the AC.
Shower or bath after being outside.
Wear a face mask.
Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.
If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.
ICC T20 Rankings
1. India - 270 ranking points
2. England - 265 points
3. Pakistan - 261 points
4. South Africa - 253 points
5. Australia - 251 points
6. New Zealand - 250 points
7. West Indies - 240 points
8. Bangladesh - 233 points
9. Sri Lanka - 230 points
10. Afghanistan - 226 points
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Engine: Two-litre four-cylinder turbo
Power: 235hp
Torque: 350Nm
Transmission: Nine-speed automatic
Price: From Dh167,500 ($45,000)
On sale: Now
The specs
Engine: 3.0-litre six-cylinder turbo
Power: 398hp from 5,250rpm
Torque: 580Nm at 1,900-4,800rpm
Transmission: Eight-speed auto
Fuel economy, combined: 6.5L/100km
On sale: December
Price: From Dh330,000 (estimate)
Electoral College Victory
Trump has so far secured 295 Electoral College votes, according to the Associated Press, exceeding the 270 needed to win. Only Nevada and Arizona remain to be called, and both swing states are leaning Republican. Trump swept all five remaining swing states, North Carolina, Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin, sealing his path to victory and giving him a strong mandate.
Popular Vote Tally
The count is ongoing, but Trump currently leads with nearly 51 per cent of the popular vote to Harris’s 47.6 per cent. Trump has over 72.2 million votes, while Harris trails with approximately 67.4 million.
The specs
Engine: 2.4-litre 4-cylinder
Transmission: CVT auto
Power: 181bhp
Torque: 244Nm
Price: Dh122,900
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Essentials
The flights
Return flights from Dubai to Windhoek, with a combination of Emirates and Air Namibia, cost from US$790 (Dh2,902) via Johannesburg.
The trip
A 10-day self-drive in Namibia staying at a combination of the safari camps mentioned – Okonjima AfriCat, Little Kulala, Desert Rhino/Damaraland, Ongava – costs from $7,000 (Dh25,711) per person, including car hire (Toyota 4x4 or similar), but excluding international flights, with The Luxury Safari Company.
When to go
The cooler winter months, from June to September, are best, especially for game viewing.