"So many beautiful flowers and messages!!!!having a wonderful day with my four boys!!!!x vb". While we appreciate that it was Victoria Beckham's birthday and therefore she's allowed to be excited, we're not convinced of the need for quite so many exclamation marks. April 17 .
"tragically, I cannot work out how to open the petrol thingy on this flash car. Might have to call AA..." It seems that Mercedes may have made a mistake in lending a not particularly car-savvy Jonathan Ross one of its new SLSs. April 18.
"Running the marathon is such a powerful experience which digs deep into the soul of your being. I highly recommend!" A blissed-out Agyness Deyn advises followers to pull on their trainers and start jogging, pronto. April 18.
"Just got out of #Scre4m :O i mean totally amazing as good if not better than the 1st and @RobertsEmma i mean cmon totally amazing so.good." Hmm, that's totally not what the critics have been saying, Chloe Grace Moretz. April 18.
"So tell me .... Who's ready for Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 2? ;)" . After 10 years, seven films and a cliffhanger of an ending to The Deathly Hallows Part 1, we're just about there, Daniel Radcliffe. April 17.
"I love my stalkers. I love their tireless commitment and dedication to a reality of their own creation. Just glad they don't no my address!". Juliette Lewis tries to be positive about her more obsessive fans and her inability to spell. April 15.
