Al Murray as his best-known alter ego. The comedian is making his debut performance in the region with a live show in Dubai
Al Murray as his best-known alter ego. The comedian is making his debut performance in the region with a live show in Dubai

Time gentlemen, please: Al Murray comes to Dubai



As his onstage persona, the belligerent, xenophobic Pub Landlord, there are no holds barred for the British comedian Al Murray. From celebrities to members of his audience, few escape his tongue lashing and savaging of anything deemed to be too "un-British". He slings insults at everyone from the French and Germans to Simon Cowell's haircut ("it looks like a split tin loaf"), the Spice Girls ("did you ever have any technical problems on stage, such as microphones switching on?") and gastropubs ("gastro belongs with enteritis and not with pubs"). So the mind boggles at how he plans to adapt his routine for more conservative audiences in the Middle East when he brings his tour to the region for the first time.

Even Murray admits he is still unsure of local cultural sensibilities for his Dubai show on Saturday. But one thing is sure: he certainly won't hold back on his reliably outrageous and invariably hilarious rants. Murray has been playing the Pub Landlord for 15 years, a character invented as a link between acts in a stage show at the Edinburgh fringe festival in 1994. For the uninitiated, The Guv (governor, slang for a landlord or boss) is a spoof on a reactionary, working-class British nationalist. He challenges his audience to name any country in the world before producing an often far-fetched reason for why the British are better.

His preposterous rants as the Pub Landlord have earned Murray, 41, numerous accolades, including the Perrier and British Comedy awards. The character has been a surprise hit with the chattering classes, among whom Murray is more comfortable than his stand-up routine might lead you to believe. Born in Buckinghamshire in the UK, his father, Ingram, was a lieutenant colonel in the army, his late grandfather Sir Ralph Murray a key diplomat to the Middle East, while his mother, Juliet, connects him to his great-great-great-grandfather, the author William Makepeace Thackeray. Murray went to Bedford boarding school before studying history at Oxford University. He first cut his teeth on the stage with the Oxford Revue, a troupe of students that has produced the likes of Michael Palin, Dudley Moore and Rowan Atkinson.

The Pub Landlord was born by accident when Murray was supporting his fellow British comedian Harry Hill at the Edinburgh festival and needed to provide a link between sketches. "I went on stage and did it almost off the top of my head," he recalls. Little did he imagine he would still be playing the character 15 years later, one of the longest-living incarnations in the notoriously fickle world of entertainment.

The Pub Landlord was the star of a theatre show My Gaff, My Rules, which was shortlisted for a Laurence Olivier award in 2002, appeared in the television series Time Gentleman Please and led to the award-winning chat show Al Murray's Happy Hour in 2007. Murray has just finished his sell-out Beautiful British tour in the UK and taken his comedy persona to audiences as far afield as Australia and Canada. The Pub Landlord has won over audiences abroad because they are in on the joke, according to the comedian.

"Everything he says is totally bonkers," Murray says. "I have taken the act all over the world and it works because it's what people think the British are like: cocky, arrogant and fairly ignorant. A lot of the things he says and insinuates fall into the category of reactions to things and if you look at a lot of the right-wing things people say and do, they also tend to be reactionary. I have to adapt my stuff to audiences. A lot of material I had about the 2012 Olympics did not work in Canada so I dropped it. I improvise a lot and like to leave things open to the moment."

One thing Murray and his skinheaded, thuggish-looking character did not bank on was the political landscape of Britain changing so drastically in the last few years. The BNP, or British National Party - a far-right group whose policies include repatriation of immigrants - won more than five per cent of the vote in last year's London mayoral elections and secured one of the London Assembly's 25 seats. Its leader, Nick Griffin, was invited onto the BBC's current affairs show Question Time in October, sparking protests by an angry mob of more than 1,000 who gathered outside the studio. Does Murray not worry that the Pub Landlord's benign tirades might be seized upon by those with a political agenda?

"Personally as a comic you have to accept that people may or may not understand it," he admits. "That goes with creating anything. Generally though, the people misunderstanding it are also the ones that don't find it funny. I had one bloke come up to me after a show and say, 'You're dead right about the French.' But when I pushed him and said, 'But what did I actually say about the French?' it was nothing more than me saying they obviously didn't have a sense of humour if they could name a place Brest and not find it funny. The ones that leap on those kinds of comments are the ones that don't get it."

Indeed, it is not just the Pub Landlord's diatribes that have made him such a hit. It is his total conviction in his barmy theories on life. In his bestselling book, The Pub Landlord's Book of British Common Sense, he lists 12 examples of bad thinking, which include everything from hummus to "the idea that you need to drive your kids to school so they won't be run over by the people driving their kids to school".

The combination of common sense cloaked in ludicrous reaction has become so synonymous with Murray, the two are now inseparable. So where does one end and the other begin? "Obviously I don't share his opinion on most things but they say the more children you have, the more right-wing you become," Murray says. "I have two daughters and it's funny how when you have children, you start saying things like,"They should bring back hanging', because it's not just about you any more. As I get older, I get more reactionary."

Perhaps to stop being confused with his comedic alter ego, Murray struck out on a different path last year with a TV series called Al Murray's Personality Disorder, introducing a new set of outrageous characters. They include, Gary Parsley, a flamboyantly dressed rock star from the 1970s, and Peter Taylor, a cardigan-wearing country bumpkin. He say that he embarked on the new series because he "wanted to do something different".

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Film: Raid
Dir: Rajkumar Gupta
Starring: Ajay Devgn, Ileana D'cruz and Saurabh Shukla

Verdict:  Three stars 

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Greatest of All Time
Starring: Vijay, Sneha, Prashanth, Prabhu Deva, Mohan
Director: Venkat Prabhu
Rating: 2/5

The Disaster Artist

Director: James Franco

Starring: James Franco, Dave Franco, Seth Rogan

Four stars

Players Selected for La Liga Trials

U18 Age Group
Name: Ahmed Salam (Malaga)
Position: Right Wing
Nationality: Jordanian

Name: Yahia Iraqi (Malaga)
Position: Left Wing
Nationality: Morocco

Name: Mohammed Bouherrafa (Almeria)
Position: Centre-Midfield
Nationality: French

Name: Mohammed Rajeh (Cadiz)
Position: Striker
Nationality: Jordanian

U16 Age Group
Name: Mehdi Elkhamlichi (Malaga)
Position: Lead Striker
Nationality: Morocco

RESULTS

2pm: Handicap (PA) Dh 40,000 (Dirt) 1,200m
Winner: AF Senad, Nathan Crosse (jockey), Kareem Ramadan (trainer)

2.30pm: Maiden (PA) Dh 40,000 (D) 1,000m
Winner: Ashjaan, Fabrice Veron, Eric Lemartinel.

3pm: Maiden (PA) Dh 40,000 (D) 1,700m
Winner: Amirah, Conner Beasley, Ali Rashid Al Raihe.

3.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh 40,000 (D) 1,700m
Winner: Jap Al Yaasoob, Szczepan Mazur, Irfan Ellahi.

4pm: Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan Cup Prestige Handicap (PA) Dh 100,000 (D) 1,200m
Winner: Jawaal, Fernando Jara, Majed Al Jahouri.

4.30pm: Handicap (TB) Dh 40,000 (D) 1,200m
Winner: Manhunter, Ryan Curatolo, Mujeeb Rahman.

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Starring: Winona Ryder, Michael Keaton, Jenny Ortega

Director: Tim Burton

Rating: 3/5

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Cricket World Cup League 2

UAE results
Lost to Oman by eight runs
Beat Namibia by three wickets
Lost to Oman by 12 runs
Beat Namibia by 43 runs

UAE fixtures
Free admission. All fixtures broadcast live on icc.tv

Tuesday March 15, v PNG at Sharjah Cricket Stadium
Friday March 18, v Nepal at Dubai International Stadium
Saturday March 19, v PNG at Dubai International Stadium
Monday March 21, v Nepal at Dubai International Stadium

Specs

Engine: 2-litre

Transmission: Eight-speed automatic

Power: 255hp

Torque: 273Nm

Price: Dh240,000

UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
TWISTERS

Director: Lee Isaac Chung

Starring: Glen Powell, Daisy Edgar-Jones, Anthony Ramos

Rating: 2.5/5

Other IPL batting records

Most sixes: 292 – Chris Gayle

Most fours: 491 – Gautam Gambhir

Highest individual score: 175 not out – Chris Gayle (for Royal Challengers Bangalore against Pune Warriors in 2013)

Highest strike-rate: 177.29 – Andre Russell

Highest strike-rate in an innings: 422.22 – Chris Morris (for Delhi Daredevils against Rising Pune Supergiant in 2017)

Highest average: 52.16 – Vijay Shankar

Most centuries: 6 – Chris Gayle

Most fifties: 36 – Gautam Gambhir

Fastest hundred (balls faced): 30 – Chris Gayle (for Royal Challengers Bangalore against Pune Warriors in 2013)

Fastest fifty (balls faced): 14 – Lokesh Rahul (for Kings XI Punjab against Delhi Daredevils in 2018)

 

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Top financial tips for graduates

Araminta Robertson, of the Financially Mint blog, shares her financial advice for university leavers:

1. Build digital or technical skills: After graduation, people can find it extremely hard to find jobs. From programming to digital marketing, your early twenties are for building skills. Future employers will want people with tech skills.

2. Side hustle: At 16, I lived in a village and started teaching online, as well as doing work as a virtual assistant and marketer. There are six skills you can use online: translation; teaching; programming; digital marketing; design and writing. If you master two, you’ll always be able to make money.

3. Networking: Knowing how to make connections is extremely useful. Use LinkedIn to find people who have the job you want, connect and ask to meet for coffee. Ask how they did it and if they know anyone who can help you. I secured quite a few clients this way.

4. Pay yourself first: The minute you receive any income, put about 15 per cent aside into a savings account you won’t touch, to go towards your emergency fund or to start investing. I do 20 per cent. It helped me start saving immediately.

Expo details

Expo 2020 Dubai will be the first World Expo to be held in the Middle East, Africa and South Asia

The world fair will run for six months from October 20, 2020 to April 10, 2021.

It is expected to attract 25 million visits

Some 70 per cent visitors are projected to come from outside the UAE, the largest proportion of international visitors in the 167-year history of World Expos.

More than 30,000 volunteers are required for Expo 2020

The site covers a total of 4.38 sqkm, including a 2 sqkm gated area

It is located adjacent to Al Maktoum International Airport in Dubai South

Hotel Silence
Auður Ava Ólafsdóttir
Pushkin Press

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VERSTAPPEN'S FIRSTS

Youngest F1 driver (17 years 3 days Japan 2014)
Youngest driver to start an F1 race (17 years 166 days – Australia 2015)
Youngest F1 driver to score points (17 years 180 days - Malaysia 2015)
Youngest driver to lead an F1 race (18 years 228 days – Spain 2016)
Youngest driver to set an F1 fastest lap (19 years 44 days – Brazil 2016)
Youngest on F1 podium finish (18 years 228 days – Spain 2016)
Youngest F1 winner (18 years 228 days – Spain 2016)
Youngest multiple F1 race winner (Mexico 2017/18)
Youngest F1 driver to win the same race (Mexico 2017/18)

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The specs

Engine: 5.2-litre twin-turbo V12

Transmission: eight-speed automatic

Power: 715bhp

Torque: 900Nm

Price: Dh1,289,376

On sale: now

Meydan race card

6pm Dubai Trophy – Conditions(TB) $100,000 (Turf) 1,200m 

6.35Dubai Trophy – Conditions(TB) $100,000 (Turf) 1,200m
1,800m 

7.10pm Jumeirah Derby Trial – Conditions (TB) $60,000 (T)
1,800m ,400m 

7.45pm Al Rashidiya – Group 2 (TB)  $180,000  (T) 1,800m 

8.20pm Al Fahidi Fort – Group 2 (TB) $180,000 (T) 1,400m 

8.55pm Dubawi Stakes – Group 3 (TB) $150,000 (D) 1,200m 

9.30pm Aliyah – Rated Conditions (TB) $80,000 (D) 2,000m  

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Have you been targeted?

Tuan Phan of SimplyFI.org lists five signs you have been mis-sold to:

1. Your pension fund has been placed inside an offshore insurance wrapper with a hefty upfront commission.

2. The money has been transferred into a structured note. These products have high upfront, recurring commission and should never be in a pension account.

3. You have also been sold investment funds with an upfront initial charge of around 5 per cent. ETFs, for example, have no upfront charges.

4. The adviser charges a 1 per cent charge for managing your assets. They are being paid for doing nothing. They have already claimed massive amounts in hidden upfront commission.

5. Total annual management cost for your pension account is 2 per cent or more, including platform, underlying fund and advice charges.

Developer: Ubisoft Montreal / Ubisoft Toronto
Publisher: Ubisoft
Platforms: Playstation 4, Xbox One, Windows
​​​​​​​Release Date: April 10

'C'mon C'mon'

Director:Mike Mills

Stars:Joaquin Phoenix, Gaby Hoffmann, Woody Norman

Rating: 4/5

Tips for SMEs to cope
  • Adapt your business model. Make changes that are future-proof to the new normal
  • Make sure you have an online presence
  • Open communication with suppliers, especially if they are international. Look for local suppliers to avoid delivery delays
  • Open communication with customers to see how they are coping and be flexible about extending terms, etc
    Courtesy: Craig Moore, founder and CEO of Beehive, which provides term finance and working capital finance to SMEs. Only SMEs that have been trading for two years are eligible for funding from Beehive.
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Women & Power: A Manifesto

Mary Beard

Profile Books and London Review of Books 

FIXTURES

Monday, January 28
Iran v Japan, Hazza bin Zayed Stadium (6pm)

Tuesday, January 29
UAEv Qatar, Mohamed Bin Zayed Stadium (6pm)

Friday, February 1
Final, Zayed Sports City Stadium (6pm)