The A-Team from left, Face (Bradley Cooper), Murdock (Sharlto Copley), Hannibal (Liam Neeson) and BA Baracus (Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson).
The A-Team from left, Face (Bradley Cooper), Murdock (Sharlto Copley), Hannibal (Liam Neeson) and BA Baracus (Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson).

The A-Team



In one of the opening fight sequences of The A-Team, the character BA Baracus (Quinton "Rampage" Jackson) is shown raining hammer-blows on to a bunch of unlucky bad guys. As he raises his left fist the shot freezes to reveal the word "pity" tattooed across his knuckles, seconds later the word "fool" is shown on his right.

The gag - a reference to one of the most memorable catchphrases of any 1980s TV series - leaves little doubt about the tone of the rest of the film: a heady mix of action and comedy. It's a tough combination to get right and there are times when the movie flips frantically between overkill and farce - but for the most part, the director Joe Carnahan (Narc, Smokin' Aces) walks the tightrope skilfully.

The film loosely follows the original story in the TV series, but also shows how the "crack commando unit" came to meet in the first place. A madcap rescue operation in Mexico establishes The A-Team's four members, who instantly bond when they discover a shared military background. Even with his lanky figure and the remnants of the Irish accent, Liam Neeson nails the cigar-chomping strategist Hannibal wonderfully. Bradley Cooper is also excellent as the sharp-suited narcissist, Face, and gets many of the film's best lines. Ultimate-fighter-turned-actor Jackson definitely looks the part as BA, but his voice is too soft and he is made to repeat the same joke time and again (essentially, refusing to board planes). District 9's Sharlto Copley does an excellent job of mimicking Dwight Schultz's demented chopper pilot "Howling Mad" Murdock, but the character is criminally underused.

The opening sequence acts like a checklist, cleverly ticking-off almost all of the famous catchphrases and retro references early on. "I love it when a plan comes together" is given a spin in various forms during the first few minutes, then pops up many more times before the end of the film, just in case anyone missed it. The story then moves to the Middle East, where the team is engaged in some of the more covert (but always benevolent) military operations in the Iraq war. But when Hannibal accepts a particularly dangerous job from a shady CIA operative (Patrick Wilson) involving a lorry load of counterfeit cash and the printing plates to make billions more - the group quickly find themselves in front of a military tribunal. "Framed for a crime they didn't commit", the four are dishonorably discharged and confined to separate jails, thousands of miles apart - but even that doesn't hold them for long. After four separate jail breaks, they head to Germany in a bid to clear their names. All the while they are being hunted by a military officer (and Face's former love) played by Jessica Biel and a dastardly team-up of Wilson's rogue CIA agent and the leader of a shady private security firm, (both of which are easy to hate, right?).

The film is at its funniest and most endearing when the four team members are given time to interact and plot their near-impossible operations. But the need to crowbar in a new action sequence every 10 minutes - each more ludicrously ambitious than the next - quickly becomes boring. At one stage we find the four inside a tank, plummeting through the sky after falling from an exploded plane. Not only do the group try to use the cannon to fire at attacking planes during free fall, but they even attempt to "fly" the machine by firing at the ground, before "safely" landing in an Alpine lake. Unfortunately the sequence is so ridiculous that it's impossible to take anything else in the film seriously and (much like pre-Casino Royale James Bond) all sense of danger or suspense evaporates.

Other than a few attempts at character development - BA dabbles with pacifism (seriously) while Hannibal discovers that you can't plan for every single contingency in life - the film is incredibly light on substance. Thankfully though, it avoids being a preachy First Blood-like parable about the abandonment of war veterans. A cynic might say that this film simply takes the best-loved things about the series and stabs a syringe full of adrenalin right into its heart, but its impossible not to notice the amount of love that all involved seem to have for this project. Incredibly silly, surprisingly funny and completely over the top, this is pretty much everything an A-Team movie should be: a big, dumb action movie that it's OK to like.

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The Buckingham Murders

Starring: Kareena Kapoor Khan, Ash Tandon, Prabhleen Sandhu

Director: Hansal Mehta

Rating: 4 / 5

How to protect yourself when air quality drops

Install an air filter in your home.

Close your windows and turn on the AC.

Shower or bath after being outside.

Wear a face mask.

Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.

If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.

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Friday, January 12: Six fourball matches
Saturday, January 13: Six foursome (alternate shot) matches
Sunday, January 14: 12 singles

Film: Raid
Dir: Rajkumar Gupta
Starring: Ajay Devgn, Ileana D'cruz and Saurabh Shukla

Verdict:  Three stars 

Three ways to boost your credit score

Marwan Lutfi says the core fundamentals that drive better payment behaviour and can improve your credit score are:

1. Make sure you make your payments on time;

2. Limit the number of products you borrow on: the more loans and credit cards you have, the more it will affect your credit score;

3. Don't max out all your debts: how much you maximise those credit facilities will have an impact. If you have five credit cards and utilise 90 per cent of that credit, it will negatively affect your score.

How to wear a kandura

Dos

  • Wear the right fabric for the right season and occasion 
  • Always ask for the dress code if you don’t know
  • Wear a white kandura, white ghutra / shemagh (headwear) and black shoes for work 
  • Wear 100 per cent cotton under the kandura as most fabrics are polyester

Don’ts 

  • Wear hamdania for work, always wear a ghutra and agal 
  • Buy a kandura only based on how it feels; ask questions about the fabric and understand what you are buying
'My Son'

Director: Christian Carion

Starring: James McAvoy, Claire Foy, Tom Cullen, Gary Lewis

Rating: 2/5

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How much of your income do you need to save?

The more you save, the sooner you can retire. Tuan Phan, a board member of SimplyFI.com, says if you save just 5 per cent of your salary, you can expect to work for another 66 years before you are able to retire without too large a drop in income.

In other words, you will not save enough to retire comfortably. If you save 15 per cent, you can forward to another 43 working years. Up that to 40 per cent of your income, and your remaining working life drops to just 22 years. (see table)

Obviously, this is only a rough guide. How much you save will depend on variables, not least your salary and how much you already have in your pension pot. But it shows what you need to do to achieve financial independence.

 

Israel Palestine on Swedish TV 1958-1989

Director: Goran Hugo Olsson

Rating: 5/5

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The specs: Aston Martin DB11 V8 vs Ferrari GTC4Lusso T

Price, base: Dh840,000; Dh120,000

Engine: 4.0L V8 twin-turbo; 3.9L V8 turbo

Transmission: Eight-speed automatic; seven-speed automatic

Power: 509hp @ 6,000rpm; 601hp @ 7,500rpm

Torque: 695Nm @ 2,000rpm; 760Nm @ 3,000rpm

Fuel economy, combined: 9.9L / 100km; 11.6L / 100km

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