Hilton in Dubai:"The media presents a false persona. On this show you'll see the real me."
Hilton in Dubai:"The media presents a false persona. On this show you'll see the real me."

She'll always have Paris



The hotel heiress talks to Dubai. At the far end of a conference room at the Dubai InterCon, on an elevated trestle table, the trappings of the press conference were in place: seven chairs, seven water bottles, seven name cards. There were also seven microphones - all bunched around a single seat. To the front and left of the dais, two dozen photographers had been herded into a velvet-roped pen, where they clacked lenses and perspired heavily. The rest of the room was crammed with the editors and writers of the region's society pages, all of whom leaned forward like a single organism when Paris Hilton made her entrance.

"Is this on?" Hilton said, tapping the microphone in her hand. "Is this thing on?" It wasn't. As the event's star attraction continued to tap the dodgy mike, you could just make out the sound of a thousand toes curling, and for a moment, Hilton's trademark perma-smirk looked in danger of slipping. But the crowd was in a forgiving mood. "We love you Paris!" shouted someone from the back. By the time you read this, Hilton will have been in Dubai for about a week, with two left to go. The hotel heiress has been in town to shoot the much-ballyhooed Paris Hilton's Dubai BFF, the latest instalment of the reality TV show in which contestants vie for the opportunity to savour, however fleetingly, the fruits of the wealthy starlet's patronage.

It's not only Paris's prospective friends who want a piece of her. Over the last year or so, in the wake of a global media backlash and a plummeting property market, Dubai's reputation as a destination for the monied masses has taken a hit. Who better to restore the city to its former heights than the Queen of Sheen? In terms of celebrity endorsements, you couldn't ask for a better fit. She even provided us with a tagline: "Dubai: It's hot!"

The media at the event gobbled this line up, along with everything else that came out of Hilton's mouth. Which was odd. Normally, journalists here cultivate attitudes of eye-rolling, yawn-stifling apathy. On this night, though, the entire corps seemed about to lapse into fits of goodness-me giggles. When invited to ask Hilton questions, most did so with clammy, hand-wringing deference. "Hi, Paris!" chirped one reporter. "Who did your dress?"

Hilton had on a gaudy, greeny floor-length gown, the kind of thing a fairy tale princess might wear at her wedding to a frog. It was designed by somebody local, Hilton told us. "My stylist choosed it." I leaned into the woman scribbling notes beside me and hissed, "Choosed is mine." She looked up and gave me a pained, split-second smile. "What do you look for in a BFF?" asked another. "Somebody loyal, someone with a good heart," Hilton replied, adding, "I meet a lot of people, especially in Hollywood, who are fake."

Hilton went on to say that she loves the "culture and fashion" of the Middle East, which drew a round of applause. She's looking forward to the indoor skiing, she added, and "swimming with the dolphins". But Hilton's time in Dubai wouldn't be all fun and games. "Everywhere I travel, I always do my part," she said. "Like charity, visiting an orphanage." And, of course, there would be her quest to find a new best friend.

When someone asked Hilton whether any of her previous BFFs have found fame as a result of the show, she lost her cool. "This is not about fame," she snapped. "I want people to love me for me. Anyone who is in this for fame shouldn't apply." "Do we know the real Paris Hilton?" asked one reporter. "The media presents a false persona," Hilton replied. "On this show you'll see the real me." Around the dimly-lit room, a hundred people hunched over their notebooks, eyebrows pinched in concentration. "I'm kind." Scribble, scribble. "I'm giving." Jot, jot. Hilton's face, meanwhile, revealed nothing. She smirked. She smirked some more. And then, at the end, she swished up and down the makeshift catwalk, the media at her feet.

Later, at the opening-night party of the nearby Bed Lounge, a few photographers milled around, sipping paid-for drinks and comparing identical snapshots, sticking around on the off chance that Hilton might show up. She didn't. The new club is situated in a dome-shaped marquee behind Festival City, and its plastic windows blurred the Dubai skyline. At 10pm, the room was still quiet, and the photographers began packing up their gear. Next door, a funfair was in full swing, its lurid lights dancing on the flat black surface of the creek.

* Chris Wright

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Sri Lanka-India Test series schedule
  • 1st Test India won by 304 runs at Galle
  • 2nd Test Thursday-Monday at Colombo
  • 3rd Test August 12-16 at Pallekele
Chinese Grand Prix schedule (in UAE time)

Friday: First practice - 6am; Second practice - 10am

Saturday: Final practice - 7am; Qualifying - 10am

Sunday: Chinese Grand Prix - 10.10am

Singham Again

Director: Rohit Shetty

Stars: Ajay Devgn, Kareena Kapoor Khan, Ranveer Singh, Akshay Kumar, Tiger Shroff, Deepika Padukone

Rating: 3/5

The biog

Name: Dr Lalia Al Helaly 

Education: PhD in Sociology from Cairo

Favourite authors: Elif Shafaq and Nizar Qabbani.

Favourite music: classical Arabic music such as Um Khalthoum and Abdul Wahab,

She loves the beach and advises her clients to go for meditation.

The alternatives

• Founded in 2014, Telr is a payment aggregator and gateway with an office in Silicon Oasis. It’s e-commerce entry plan costs Dh349 monthly (plus VAT). QR codes direct customers to an online payment page and merchants can generate payments through messaging apps.

• Business Bay’s Pallapay claims 40,000-plus active merchants who can invoice customers and receive payment by card. Fees range from 1.99 per cent plus Dh1 per transaction depending on payment method and location, such as online or via UAE mobile.

• Tap started in May 2013 in Kuwait, allowing Middle East businesses to bill, accept, receive and make payments online “easier, faster and smoother” via goSell and goCollect. It supports more than 10,000 merchants. Monthly fees range from US$65-100, plus card charges of 2.75-3.75 per cent and Dh1.2 per sale.

2checkout’s “all-in-one payment gateway and merchant account” accepts payments in 200-plus markets for 2.4-3.9 per cent, plus a Dh1.2-Dh1.8 currency conversion charge. The US provider processes online shop and mobile transactions and has 17,000-plus active digital commerce users.

• PayPal is probably the best-known online goods payment method - usually used for eBay purchases -  but can be used to receive funds, providing everyone’s signed up. Costs from 2.9 per cent plus Dh1.2 per transaction.

Coffee: black death or elixir of life?

It is among the greatest health debates of our time; splashed across newspapers with contradicting headlines - is coffee good for you or not?

Depending on what you read, it is either a cancer-causing, sleep-depriving, stomach ulcer-inducing black death or the secret to long life, cutting the chance of stroke, diabetes and cancer.

The latest research - a study of 8,412 people across the UK who each underwent an MRI heart scan - is intended to put to bed (caffeine allowing) conflicting reports of the pros and cons of consumption.

The study, funded by the British Heart Foundation, contradicted previous findings that it stiffens arteries, putting pressure on the heart and increasing the likelihood of a heart attack or stroke, leading to warnings to cut down.

Numerous studies have recognised the benefits of coffee in cutting oral and esophageal cancer, the risk of a stroke and cirrhosis of the liver. 

The benefits are often linked to biologically active compounds including caffeine, flavonoids, lignans, and other polyphenols, which benefit the body. These and othetr coffee compounds regulate genes involved in DNA repair, have anti-inflammatory properties and are associated with lower risk of insulin resistance, which is linked to type-2 diabetes.

But as doctors warn, too much of anything is inadvisable. The British Heart Foundation found the heaviest coffee drinkers in the study were most likely to be men who smoked and drank alcohol regularly.

Excessive amounts of coffee also unsettle the stomach causing or contributing to stomach ulcers. It also stains the teeth over time, hampers absorption of minerals and vitamins like zinc and iron.

It also raises blood pressure, which is largely problematic for people with existing conditions.

So the heaviest drinkers of the black stuff - some in the study had up to 25 cups per day - may want to rein it in.

Rory Reynolds

Brief scores:

Day 1

Toss: India, chose to bat

India (1st innings): 215-2 (89 ov)

Agarwal 76, Pujara 68 not out; Cummins 2-40

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UAE squad

Rahul Chopra (captain), Aayan Afzal Khan, Ali Naseer, Aryansh Sharma, Basil Hameed, Dhruv Parashar, Junaid Siddique, Muhammad Farooq, Muhammad Jawadullah, Muhammad Waseem, Omid Rahman, Rahul Bhatia, Tanish Suri, Vishnu Sukumaran, Vriitya Aravind

Fixtures

Friday, November 1 – Oman v UAE
Sunday, November 3 – UAE v Netherlands
Thursday, November 7 – UAE v Oman
Saturday, November 9 – Netherlands v UAE

Other acts on the Jazz Garden bill

Sharrie Williams
The American singer is hugely respected in blues circles due to her passionate vocals and songwriting. Born and raised in Michigan, Williams began recording and touring as a teenage gospel singer. Her career took off with the blues band The Wiseguys. Such was the acclaim of their live shows that they toured throughout Europe and in Africa. As a solo artist, Williams has also collaborated with the likes of the late Dizzy Gillespie, Van Morrison and Mavis Staples.
Lin Rountree
An accomplished smooth jazz artist who blends his chilled approach with R‘n’B. Trained at the Duke Ellington School of the Arts in Washington, DC, Rountree formed his own band in 2004. He has also recorded with the likes of Kem, Dwele and Conya Doss. He comes to Dubai on the back of his new single Pass The Groove, from his forthcoming 2018 album Stronger Still, which may follow his five previous solo albums in cracking the top 10 of the US jazz charts.
Anita Williams
Dubai-based singer Anita Williams will open the night with a set of covers and swing, jazz and blues standards that made her an in-demand singer across the emirate. The Irish singer has been performing in Dubai since 2008 at venues such as MusicHall and Voda Bar. Her Jazz Garden appearance is career highlight as she will use the event to perform the original song Big Blue Eyes, the single from her debut solo album, due for release soon.

It's Monty Python's Crashing Rocket Circus

To the theme tune of the famous zany British comedy TV show, SpaceX has shown exactly what can go wrong when you try to land a rocket.

The two minute video posted on YouTube is a compilation of crashes and explosion as the company, created by billionaire Elon Musk, refined the technique of reusable space flight.

SpaceX is able to land its rockets on land  once they have completed the first stage of their mission, and is able to resuse them multiple times - a first for space flight.

But as the video, How Not to Land an Orbital Rocket Booster, demonstrates, it was a case if you fail, try and try again.

RESULTS

5pm: Wathba Stallions Cup Maiden (PA) Dh 70,000 (Dirt) 1,600m
Winner: Samau Xmnsor, Abdul Aziz Al Balushi (jockey), Ibrahim Al Hadhrami (trainer)
5.30pm: Maiden (PA) Dh 70,000 (D) 1,600m
Winner: Ottoman, Szczepan Mazur, Abdallah Al Hammadi
6pm: Maiden (PA) Dh 70,000 (D) 1,800m
Winner: Sharkh, Patrick Cosgrave, Helal Al Alawi
6.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh 85,000 (D) 1,800m
Winner: Yaraa, Fernando Jara, Majed Al Jahouri
7pm: Handicap (PA) Dh 70,000 (D) 2,000m
Winner: Maaly Al Reef, Bernardo Pinheiro, Abdallah Al Hammadi
7.30pm: Maiden (PA) Dh 70,000 (D) 1,000m
Winner: Jinjal, Fabrice Veron, Ahmed Al Shemaili
8pm: Handicap (PA) Dh 70,000 (D) 1,000m
Winner: Al Sail, Tadhg O’Shea, Ernst Oertel

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Started: August 2020
Founder: Areej Selmi
Based: Gaza
Sectors: Internet, e-commerce
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The nine articles of the 50-Year Charter

1. Dubai silk road

2.  A geo-economic map for Dubai

3. First virtual commercial city

4. A central education file for every citizen

5. A doctor to every citizen

6. Free economic and creative zones in universities

7. Self-sufficiency in Dubai homes

8. Co-operative companies in various sectors

­9: Annual growth in philanthropy