The director Sam Raimi will have millions of fanboys to contend with when he takes the helm of the film version of the World of Warcraft online role-playing games.
The director Sam Raimi will have millions of fanboys to contend with when he takes the helm of the film version of the World of Warcraft online role-playing games.

Raimi enters the World of Warcraft



There is rejoicing in Azeroth this week at the news that Sam Raimi, the director of the Evil Dead and Spider-Man films, will be the man to bring the multiplayer online role-playing game World of Warcraft to cinema screens. Although rights to the immensely popular title have been available for years, the artistic decision has rested with Blizzard, the gaming studio behind Warcraft - and Blizzard takes its fan base very seriously. It previously refused to grant the film rights to Uwe Boll, the infamously talentless director of House of the Dead, Postal, Alone in the Dark, Bloodrayne and several other video-game franchises, probably the man mostly responsible for the popular wisdom that any film based on a game will be a shocker. "Not to you. Especially not to you," Blizzard reportedly told Boll, to the cheers of Warcrafters everywhere.

Raimi's pedigree as a director, however, is far more interesting. As well as the Evil Dead films - the third of which, Army of Darkness, is a work of full-spectrum high camp whose skeletons-versus-chainsaw plot alone was probably enough to swing the geek vote in his favour - he has proved himself equally capable of tackling chamber thrillers (A Simple Plan), supernatural drama (The Gift), sports movies (the punishingly dull Kevin Costner vehicle For Love of the Game) and of course three volumes of variably good Spider-Man. Of course, it's far too early to make a judgement, and he's contracted to a fourth outing for the Daily Bugle's secretive webslinger before any movement takes place on Warcraft, but Raimi should make a decent film. Blizzard has been working on the baroque and involved Warcraft backstory since 1994: some fans even claim it's a more interesting setting than The Lord of the Rings. And the prospect of anyone who isn't Raimi making it is frightening in the extreme. Steven Spielberg, it's rumoured, was originally approached. But Quentin Tarantino? Michael Bay? The mind boggles.

The problem with a World of Warcraft film is that it has much more riding on the fanboys' opinion than most adaptations. Before Blizzard's Chinese partner closed its servers in June this year, the population of the world of Azeroth stood at more than 11 million. If that figure were the population of a country, it would be among the top 75 most populous in the world, with more inhabitants than Belgium, Hungary, Portugal, Austria or Switzerland. Even in its current diminished state, World of Warcraft counts more than six and a half million players, making the virtual country of Azeroth the 101st largest nation in the world: bigger than Libya, Norway, Ireland or New Zealand. The five million-odd missing Chinese are tentatively expected back online at the end of this month.

This means that if Raimi's film can appeal to even three-quarters of Warcraft's regular fan base, it will be facing an opening weekend in the region of $80 million-$90 million (Dh2.9 billion-Dh3.3bn), and that's before factoring in whatever expansion in the game's population may take place in the next few years. Eighty million would bring it within sight of the top 20 all-time box-office takes, and into the exalted company of, let's see, the latest Wolverine film, several Harry Potters and Raimi's own, appalling, Spider-Man 3 - astonishingly, the film with the second-ever largest take on its first weekend.

By the time it comes out, though, will Warcraft be facing a backlash? Recently the Tavistock Clinic, the world-famous mental health care centre in London, has said that it will launch a project to bring psychiatrists, counsellors and mental health professionals in avatar form into the world of Azeroth. And a recent article in The New York Times indicated that some employers were passing over employees who played World of Warcraft because their "focus is elsewhere and their sleeping patterns often not great".

However this plays out, Warcraft is a phenomenon that's unlikely to go away. The real spectacle, come 2011 or 2012 or whenever Raimi and the producers get their act together, may not be the glorious live-action battle sequences or the stirring Orcs and Humans mythology, so much as the sight of thousands upon thousands of young men and women emerging, blinking and etiolated from years of keyboard seclusion, into the cold light of day. To walk to a dark cinema and see a film, of course. But it's the thought that counts.

* Tim Martin

The Perfect Couple

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Creator: Jenna Lamia

Rating: 3/5

What to watch out for:

Algae, waste coffee grounds and orange peels will be used in the pavilion's walls and gangways

The hulls of three ships will be used for the roof

The hulls will painted to make the largest Italian tricolour in the country’s history

Several pillars more than 20 metres high will support the structure

Roughly 15 tonnes of steel will be used

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ENGLAND SQUAD

Goalkeepers Pickford (Everton), Pope (Burnley), Henderson (Manchester United)

Defenders Alexander-Arnold (Liverpool), Chilwell (Chelsea), Coady (Wolves), Dier (Tottenham), Gomez (Liverpool), James (Chelsea), Keane (Everton), Maguire (Manchester United), Maitland-Niles (Arsenal), Mings (Aston Villa), Saka (Arsenal), Trippier (Atletico Madrid), Walker (Manchester City)

Midfielders: Foden (Manchester City), Henderson (Liverpool), Grealish (Aston Villa), Mount (Chelsea), Rice (West Ham), Ward-Prowse (Southampton), Winks (Tottenham)

Forwards: Abraham (Chelsea), Calvert-Lewin (Everton), Kane (Tottenham), Rashford (Manchester United), Sancho (Borussia Dortmund), Sterling (Manchester City)

How to protect yourself when air quality drops

Install an air filter in your home.

Close your windows and turn on the AC.

Shower or bath after being outside.

Wear a face mask.

Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.

If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.

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Starring: Winona Ryder, Michael Keaton, Jenny Ortega

Director: Tim Burton

Rating: 3/5

Know your cyber adversaries

Cryptojacking: Compromises a device or network to mine cryptocurrencies without an organisation's knowledge.

Distributed denial-of-service: Floods systems, servers or networks with information, effectively blocking them.

Man-in-the-middle attack: Intercepts two-way communication to obtain information, spy on participants or alter the outcome.

Malware: Installs itself in a network when a user clicks on a compromised link or email attachment.

Phishing: Aims to secure personal information, such as passwords and credit card numbers.

Ransomware: Encrypts user data, denying access and demands a payment to decrypt it.

Spyware: Collects information without the user's knowledge, which is then passed on to bad actors.

Trojans: Create a backdoor into systems, which becomes a point of entry for an attack.

Viruses: Infect applications in a system and replicate themselves as they go, just like their biological counterparts.

Worms: Send copies of themselves to other users or contacts. They don't attack the system, but they overload it.

Zero-day exploit: Exploits a vulnerability in software before a fix is found.

What is the FNC?

The Federal National Council is one of five federal authorities established by the UAE constitution. It held its first session on December 2, 1972, a year to the day after Federation.
It has 40 members, eight of whom are women. The members represent the UAE population through each of the emirates. Abu Dhabi and Dubai have eight members each, Sharjah and Ras al Khaimah six, and Ajman, Fujairah and Umm Al Quwain have four.
They bring Emirati issues to the council for debate and put those concerns to ministers summoned for questioning. 
The FNC’s main functions include passing, amending or rejecting federal draft laws, discussing international treaties and agreements, and offering recommendations on general subjects raised during sessions.
Federal draft laws must first pass through the FNC for recommendations when members can amend the laws to suit the needs of citizens. The draft laws are then forwarded to the Cabinet for consideration and approval. 
Since 2006, half of the members have been elected by UAE citizens to serve four-year terms and the other half are appointed by the Ruler’s Courts of the seven emirates.
In the 2015 elections, 78 of the 252 candidates were women. Women also represented 48 per cent of all voters and 67 per cent of the voters were under the age of 40.
 

MATCH INFO

What: 2006 World Cup quarter-final
When: July 1
Where: Gelsenkirchen Stadium, Gelsenkirchen, Germany

Result:
England 0 Portugal 0
(Portugal win 3-1 on penalties)

The Buckingham Murders

Starring: Kareena Kapoor Khan, Ash Tandon, Prabhleen Sandhu

Director: Hansal Mehta

Rating: 4 / 5

CHELSEA'S NEXT FIVE GAMES

Mar 10: Norwich(A)

Mar 13: Newcastle(H)

Mar 16: Lille(A)

Mar 19: Middlesbrough(A)

Apr 2: Brentford(H)

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This article is part of a guide on where to live in the UAE. Our reporters will profile some of the country’s most desirable districts, provide an estimate of rental prices and introduce you to some of the residents who call each area home.

RACE RESULTS

1. Valtteri Bottas (FIN/Mercedes) 1hr 21min 48.527sec
2. Sebastian Vettel (GER/Ferrari) at 0.658sec
3. Daniel Ricciardo (AUS/Red Bull) 6.012 
4. Lewis Hamilton (GBR/Mercedes) 7.430
5. Kimi Räikkönen (FIN/Ferrari) 20.370
6. Romain Grosjean (FRA/Haas) 1:13.160
7. Sergio Pérez (MEX/Force India) 1 lap
8. Esteban Ocon (FRA/Force India) 1 lap
9. Felipe Massa (BRA/Williams) 1 lap
10. Lance Stroll (CAN/Williams) 1 lap
11. Jolyon Palmer (GBR/Renault) 1 lap
12. Stoffel Vandoorne (BEL/McLaren) 1 lap
13. Nico Hülkenberg (GER/Renault) 1 lap
14. Pascal Wehrlein (GER/Sauber) 1 lap
15. Marcus Ericsson (SWE/Sauber) 2 laps
16. Daniil Kvyat (RUS/Toro Rosso) 3 laps