You have to pity those poor people who man the security scanners in airports. All they've seen for weeks since the summer holiday season began is copy after copy of Stieg Larsson and Eat, Pray, Love drift across their screens. That, and maybe the odd Wolf Hall, for those who prefer something a little meatier to read on the beach.
Give it a month or two, though, and they might start to spot the American actor James Franco's new novel, Palo Alto. Better known for his roles in Milk, Spider-Man 3 and a television biopic of the actor James Dean, for which he won a Golden Globe, the young actor, is, according to the industry magazine The Bookseller, due to publish his first novel.
Set in the eponymous northern California town, it reportedly tells the story of a group of young, hedonistic teenagers. It will be available in the US from October 19 and in the UK next January.
Of celebrity children's authors we have heard plenty. Writing 30 pages or so about a bubblegum-pink princess (thank you Kylie Minogue and Geri Halliwell) seems a not insurmountable task. But a novel, complete with engaging, well-structured narrative and credible characters? This, as many writers will attest, is no mean feat. Throw into the pot that Franco is a celebrity (a breed not renowned for their appreciation of high culture) and expectations are rock bottom.
Franco, though, has done his due diligence. Not for him lounging about in his trailer, trying desperately to recall his high school English literature classes (what was it they said about a beginning, middle and end?) He has, according to The Bookseller, spent the past two years gaining degrees in literature and creative writing from UCLA and Columbia, and has been accepted into Yale's English PhD programme. "This is a book to be inhaled more than once", enthuses Gary Shteyngart, author of Absurdistan, in an early review, "with delight and admiration, with unease and pure enjoyment."
At a time when the US celebrity-fiction genre is more commonly characterised by the likes of Pamela Anderson and Lauren Conrad (Anderson's 2004 novel Star Struck is about an aspiring cosmetologist; while Conrad's LA Candy centres on a 19-year-old girl who becomes famous thanks to a reality TV show), Franco's relatively serious subject matter comes as a breath of fresh air.
That's not to say it will actually sell, though. Both Anderson and Conrad have enjoyed considerable success from their scribblings, with Conrad's second book, Sweet Little Lies, topping the New York Times bestseller list when it was published earlier this year. (And now Tyra Banks is after a slice of the pie, reportedly hard at work on a trilogy of books called Modelland, a "fantasy" based on the world of modeling.)
Actors, though, tend to like their novels serious. Carrie Fisher's 1987 semi-autobiographical novel Postcards from the Edge (which was subsequently turned into a film directed by Mike Nichols), focused on a woman going through rehab. The comedian Steve Martin's 2000 novel Shopgirl and his 2003 follow-up The Pleasure of My Company were both remarkably po-faced. Ethan Hawke has also tried his hand at serious fiction, first with The Hottest State, a love story between tortured youths, in 1997 and then with Ash Wednesday, about a couple on a road trip, in 2002.
In the UK, the world of celebrity fiction is looking decidedly low rent; so much so that the esteemed writer Lynda La Plante chose, at the Crime Thriller Writer's Awards in London late last year, to use her moment on stage to beg publishers to "cut through the dross". Presumably she was referring to the recent spate of novels by the likes of Katie Price and Kerry Katona, both of whom, like their US counterparts, have enjoyed buoyant sales (can there be a more depressing statistic than that which showed that Price's first book, Angel, outsold the entire Booker shortlist in 1997?) The ghost-writing industry has, it seems, never been healthier.
Of course you know where all this started, don't you? With Naomi Campbell in 1994, who allowed her name to be used on Swan, a story about a blackmailed supermodel. She admitted she didn't write it. In fact, some reports claim she had never even read it. Either way, the woman has a lot to answer for.
Europe’s rearming plan
- Suspend strict budget rules to allow member countries to step up defence spending
- Create new "instrument" providing €150 billion of loans to member countries for defence investment
- Use the existing EU budget to direct more funds towards defence-related investment
- Engage the bloc's European Investment Bank to drop limits on lending to defence firms
- Create a savings and investments union to help companies access capital
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The Brutalist
Director: Brady Corbet
Stars: Adrien Brody, Felicity Jones, Guy Pearce, Joe Alwyn
Rating: 3.5/5
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Engine: 2.3-litre, turbo four-cylinder
Transmission: 10-speed auto
Power: 300hp
Torque: 420Nm
Price: Dh189,900
On sale: now
Which products are to be taxed?
To be taxed:
Flavoured water, long-life fruit juice concentrates, pre-packaged sweetened coffee drinks fall under the ‘sweetened drink’ category
Not taxed
Freshly squeezed fruit juices, ground coffee beans, tea leaves and pre-prepared flavoured milkshakes do not come under the ‘sweetened drink’ band.
Products excluded from the ‘sweetened drink’ category would contain at least 75 per cent milk in a ready-to-drink form or as a milk substitute, baby formula, follow-up formula or baby food, beverages consumed for medicinal use and special dietary needs determined as per GCC Standardisation Organisation rules
How to get there
Emirates (www.emirates.com) flies directly to Hanoi, Vietnam, with fares starting from around Dh2,725 return, while Etihad (www.etihad.com) fares cost about Dh2,213 return with a stop. Chuong is 25 kilometres south of Hanoi.
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Uefa Champions League semi-final, first leg
Bayern Munich v Real Madrid
When: April 25, 10.45pm kick-off (UAE)
Where: Allianz Arena, Munich
Live: BeIN Sports HD
Second leg: May 1, Santiago Bernabeu, Madrid
The specs
Engine: Dual 180kW and 300kW front and rear motors
Power: 480kW
Torque: 850Nm
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Price: From Dh359,900 ($98,000)
On sale: Now
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Chelsea 1
Hazard (22' pen)
Manchester United 0
Man of the match: Eden Hazard (Chelsea)
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Uefa Champions League final:
Who: Real Madrid v Liverpool
Where: NSC Olimpiyskiy Stadium, Kiev, Ukraine
When: Saturday, May 26, 10.45pm (UAE)
TV: Match on BeIN Sports
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How they line up for Sunday's Australian Grand Prix
1 Lewis Hamilton, Mercedes
2 Kimi Raikkonen, Ferrari
3 Sebastian Vettel, Ferrari
4 Max Verstappen, Red Bull
5 Kevin Magnussen, Haas
6 Romain Grosjean, Haas
7 Nico Hulkenberg, Renault
*8 Daniel Ricciardo, Red Bull
9 Carlos Sainz, Renault
10 Valtteri Bottas, Mercedes
11 Fernando Alonso, McLaren
12 Stoffel Vandoorne, McLaren
13 Sergio Perez, Force India
14 Lance Stroll, Williams
15 Esteban Ocon, Force India
16 Brendon Hartley, Toro Rosso
17 Marcus Ericsson, Sauber
18 Charles Leclerc, Sauber
19 Sergey Sirotkin, Williams
20 Pierre Gasly, Toro Rosso
* Daniel Ricciardo qualified fifth but had a three-place grid penalty for speeding in red flag conditions during practice
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What is Genes in Space?
Genes in Space is an annual competition first launched by the UAE Space Agency, The National and Boeing in 2015.
It challenges school pupils to design experiments to be conducted in space and it aims to encourage future talent for the UAE’s fledgling space industry. It is the first of its kind in the UAE and, as well as encouraging talent, it also aims to raise interest and awareness among the general population about space exploration.
Dubai Rugby Sevens
November 30-December 2, at The Sevens, Dubai
Gulf Under 19
Pool A – Abu Dhabi Harlequins, Jumeirah College Tigers, Dubai English Speaking School 1, Gems World Academy
Pool B – British School Al Khubairat, Bahrain Colts, Jumeirah College Lions, Dubai English Speaking School 2
Pool C - Dubai College A, Dubai Sharks, Jumeirah English Speaking School, Al Yasmina
Pool D – Dubai Exiles, Dubai Hurricanes, Al Ain Amblers, Deira International School
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Venus Williams - 5 titles (2000, 2001, 2005, 2007 and 2008)
Serena Williams - 7 titles (2002, 2003, 2009, 2010, 2012, 2015 and 2016)
The specs: 2018 Maserati Ghibli
Price, base / as tested: Dh269,000 / Dh369,000
Engine: 3.0-litre twin-turbocharged V6
Transmission: Eight-speed automatic
Power: 355hp @ 5,500rpm
Torque: 500Nm @ 4,500rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 8.9L / 100km
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The specs
Engine: Four electric motors, one at each wheel
Power: 579hp
Torque: 859Nm
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Price: From Dh825,900
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Intercontinental Cup
Namibia v UAE Saturday Sep 16-Tuesday Sep 19
Table 1 Ireland, 89 points; 2 Afghanistan, 81; 3 Netherlands, 52; 4 Papua New Guinea, 40; 5 Hong Kong, 39; 6 Scotland, 37; 7 UAE, 27; 8 Namibia, 27
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Company profile
Date started: 2015
Founder: John Tsioris and Ioanna Angelidaki
Based: Dubai
Sector: Online grocery delivery
Staff: 200
Funding: Undisclosed, but investors include the Jabbar Internet Group and Venture Friends