Howard Jacobson’s latest book J is an Orwellian novel set in the future that describes the horrors of life in a sanitised world. AllCanadaPhotos.com
Howard Jacobson’s latest book J is an Orwellian novel set in the future that describes the horrors of life in a sanitised world. AllCanadaPhotos.com

Howard Jacobson’s new novel is an Orwellian cautionary tale



Howard Jacobson has long been recognised as an exponent of the importance of comedy and offence. For him, both are essential to civilisation; both are essential to morality; both are essential to the novel. Indeed, comedy is not just essential to the novel; the novel is – properly handled – an essentially comic medium. This is not, in today's culture, a popular position to take, but it is a position that Jacobson has spent a large portion of his career – whether directly in expository prose or more obliquely in fictional narrative – exploring, advocating for, often vindicating. Jacobson's novels are regonised for their staggering intellectual virtuosity, vibrant literary energy and daring comic conceits. But what kind of novel is the new one, J, which was recently longlisted for the Booker Prize?

J is set in the future. It tells the story of a country that's attempting to recover from an event in its past that is referred to only by the phrase "What happened, if it happened" and that seems – if what happened did happen – to have taken the form of an anti-Semitic pogrom (Jews are conspicuous by their absence in this book). The phrase is indicative of the country's favoured mode of rehabilitation and governance: namely, to attempt to induce a sense of collective amnesia on the part of its citizens and to control those citizens through euphemistic and obfuscatory language (Jacobson is close to Orwell here). This is a world in which it's claimed that every form of discord has been abolished (and in which everything is, unsurprisingly, awful) and in which those things that are proscribed (among them jazz, wit, memory, hoarding, leaving the country, black clothes) are forbidden not by laws but by – sinister phrase – "collective consent".

In the midst of this world we encounter Kevern Cohen, a 40-year-old wood turner who hates swearing and has "no one to love or be loved by", and Ailinn Solomons, a 19-year-old orphan who dislikes herself, has "a tumult of dark hair, like charred straw, and darting, watching, hawk-like features". Each feels they are in flight from something: Cohen from "invasion" and discovery; Solomons (who thinks of herself as Ahab's quarry in Moby Dick) from being hunted to her death. And at the beginning of the novel each finds love and reassurance in the arms of the other. As the novel progresses, we follow the course of their relationship in an increasingly unsettling and alarming society. Both characters feel that they're being watched and in some way controlled. And both wrestle with the fear that, though they feel they're destined to be together, their relationship may have been orchestrated by "the powers that be".

Several reviewers have found J a departure from Jacobson's characteristic comic style, and in some ways they're correct to do so: in terms of both form and tone, the novel does mark a shift in his career. But that shift ought not to be viewed as an abandonment of commitment to the comic form, for it's in Jacobson's sardonic vision – in his carefully modulated prose, his chilling ability to imbue the mundane with a kind of comic malevolence – that the book finds much of its strength and ­poignancy.

Where Jacobson’s previous works have tended to proceed in what looks like a rather freewheeling and associative manner, J develops in a more deliberately methodical way, by means of indirection, ambiguity, steady accretion and a ludic perversity. This is a different kind of comic mode from that which we’ve come to associate with Jacobson, but it is no less ­effective. J is a remarkable achievement: an affecting, unsettling – and, yes, darkly amusing – novel that offers a picture of the horror of a sanitised world whose dominant mode is elegiac, but where the possibility of elegy is everywhere collectively proscribed.

In so doing, it reminds us of the importance of facing what Jacobson calls the “charnel house” of our own histories; and of the comic cruelties of a world (Cohen’s world? Our world?) in which to think about love is, as it’s phrased early in the book, immediately to think about death.

Matthew Adams is a London-based reviewer who writes for the TLS, the Spectator and the Literary Review.

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Install an air filter in your home.

Close your windows and turn on the AC.

Shower or bath after being outside.

Wear a face mask.

Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.

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• There are six libraries in Abu Dhabi emirate run by the Department of Culture and Tourism, including one in Al Ain and Al Dhafra.

• Libraries are free to visit and visitors can consult books, use online resources and study there. Most are open from 8am to 8pm on weekdays, closed on Fridays and have variable hours on Saturdays, except for Qasr Al Watan which is open from 10am to 8pm every day.

• In order to borrow books, visitors must join the service by providing a passport photograph, Emirates ID and a refundable deposit of Dh400. Members can borrow five books for three weeks, all of which are renewable up to two times online.

• If users do not wish to pay the fee, they can still use the library’s electronic resources for free by simply registering on the website. Once registered, a username and password is provided, allowing remote access.

• For more information visit the library network's website.

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Why it pays to compare

A comparison of sending Dh20,000 from the UAE using two different routes at the same time - the first direct from a UAE bank to a bank in Germany, and the second from the same UAE bank via an online platform to Germany - found key differences in cost and speed. The transfers were both initiated on January 30.

Route 1: bank transfer

The UAE bank charged Dh152.25 for the Dh20,000 transfer. On top of that, their exchange rate margin added a difference of around Dh415, compared with the mid-market rate.

Total cost: Dh567.25 - around 2.9 per cent of the total amount

Total received: €4,670.30 

Route 2: online platform

The UAE bank’s charge for sending Dh20,000 to a UK dirham-denominated account was Dh2.10. The exchange rate margin cost was Dh60, plus a Dh12 fee.

Total cost: Dh74.10, around 0.4 per cent of the transaction

Total received: €4,756

The UAE bank transfer was far quicker – around two to three working days, while the online platform took around four to five days, but was considerably cheaper. In the online platform transfer, the funds were also exposed to currency risk during the period it took for them to arrive.

Know your cyber adversaries

Cryptojacking: Compromises a device or network to mine cryptocurrencies without an organisation's knowledge.

Distributed denial-of-service: Floods systems, servers or networks with information, effectively blocking them.

Man-in-the-middle attack: Intercepts two-way communication to obtain information, spy on participants or alter the outcome.

Malware: Installs itself in a network when a user clicks on a compromised link or email attachment.

Phishing: Aims to secure personal information, such as passwords and credit card numbers.

Ransomware: Encrypts user data, denying access and demands a payment to decrypt it.

Spyware: Collects information without the user's knowledge, which is then passed on to bad actors.

Trojans: Create a backdoor into systems, which becomes a point of entry for an attack.

Viruses: Infect applications in a system and replicate themselves as they go, just like their biological counterparts.

Worms: Send copies of themselves to other users or contacts. They don't attack the system, but they overload it.

Zero-day exploit: Exploits a vulnerability in software before a fix is found.

UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
At a glance

Fixtures All matches start at 9.30am, at ICC Academy, Dubai. Admission is free

Thursday UAE v Ireland; Saturday UAE v Ireland; Jan 21 UAE v Scotland; Jan 23 UAE v Scotland

UAE squad Rohan Mustafa (c), Ashfaq Ahmed, Ghulam Shabber, Rameez Shahzad, Mohammed Boota, Mohammed Usman, Adnan Mufti, Shaiman Anwar, Ahmed Raza, Imran Haider, Qadeer Ahmed, Mohammed Naveed, Amir Hayat, Zahoor Khan

SPECS

Engine: Two-litre four-cylinder turbo
Power: 235hp
Torque: 350Nm
Transmission: Nine-speed automatic
Price: From Dh167,500 ($45,000)
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If you go
Where to stay: Courtyard by Marriott Titusville Kennedy Space Centre has unparalleled views of the Indian River. Alligators can be spotted from hotel room balconies, as can several rocket launch sites. The hotel also boasts cool space-themed decor.

When to go: Florida is best experienced during the winter months, from November to May, before the humidity kicks in.

How to get there: Emirates currently flies from Dubai to Orlando five times a week.
Milestones on the road to union

1970

October 26: Bahrain withdraws from a proposal to create a federation of nine with the seven Trucial States and Qatar. 

December: Ahmed Al Suwaidi visits New York to discuss potential UN membership.

1971

March 1:  Alex Douglas Hume, Conservative foreign secretary confirms that Britain will leave the Gulf and “strongly supports” the creation of a Union of Arab Emirates.

July 12: Historic meeting at which Sheikh Zayed and Sheikh Rashid make a binding agreement to create what will become the UAE.

July 18: It is announced that the UAE will be formed from six emirates, with a proposed constitution signed. RAK is not yet part of the agreement.

August 6:  The fifth anniversary of Sheikh Zayed becoming Ruler of Abu Dhabi, with official celebrations deferred until later in the year.

August 15: Bahrain becomes independent.

September 3: Qatar becomes independent.

November 23-25: Meeting with Sheikh Zayed and Sheikh Rashid and senior British officials to fix December 2 as date of creation of the UAE.

November 29:  At 5.30pm Iranian forces seize the Greater and Lesser Tunbs by force.

November 30: Despite  a power sharing agreement, Tehran takes full control of Abu Musa. 

November 31: UK officials visit all six participating Emirates to formally end the Trucial States treaties

December 2: 11am, Dubai. New Supreme Council formally elects Sheikh Zayed as President. Treaty of Friendship signed with the UK. 11.30am. Flag raising ceremony at Union House and Al Manhal Palace in Abu Dhabi witnessed by Sheikh Khalifa, then Crown Prince of Abu Dhabi.

December 6: Arab League formally admits the UAE. The first British Ambassador presents his credentials to Sheikh Zayed.

December 9: UAE joins the United Nations.

Race 3

Produced: Salman Khan Films and Tips Films
Director: Remo D’Souza
Cast: Salman Khan, Anil Kapoor, Jacqueline Fernandez, Bobby Deol, Daisy Shah, Saqib Salem
Rating: 2.5 stars