If we had a dirham for every doughnut Homer Simpson has hoovered down since America's favourite cartoon family first appeared as "shorts" between sketches on The Tracey Ullman Show in April of 1987, we'd all be living in the Burj Khalifa.
Now the longest-running scripted show in US television history, since its premiere as a full-fledged series on Fox on December 17, 1989, we can only imagine how dour our world would be without loveable goofballs such as Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie to brighten our hearts and minds.
And never underestimate the power of an hour to change one's life. When The Simpsons' creator Matt Groening was first invited to pitch cartoon ideas for Ullman, the show developer Jim Brooks kept him waiting - and the rest is TV legend.
"While I was waiting - I believe they kept me waiting for more than an hour - I very quickly drew the Simpsons family," Groening says in the current issue of Smithsonian magazine. "I basically drew my own family. My father's name is Homer. My mother's name is Margaret. I have a sister Lisa and another sister Maggie. I was going to name the main character Matt, but I didn't think it would go over well, so I changed the name to Bart."
Amazingly, as season 23 gets underway, the series' story well still gushes like a smashed fire hydrant, with Kiefer Sutherland (24) giving a crisp espionage twist to Homer's life in the opening episode, The Falcon and the D'ohman.
When the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant hires a new security guard named Wayne (voiced by Sutherland), Homer is miffed that the new guy is stand-offish and won't fist-bump with him. "As God is my witness - his fist WILL be bumped!" vows Homer, who heads home to be comforted by Marge.
Soon, however, the reclusive Wayne, his dreams plagued by violent "slow-motion" flashbacks from his past as a CIA agent, must rescue Homer from a Ukrainian "Mafia" gangster.
Visual gags aplenty slide by as he walks the streets of Springfield's "Little Ukraine": a Tsarbucks coffee shop; Insane in the Ukraine: Mental Health Services; Cossacks Fifth Avenue fashions; and Hot to Trotsky's Ice Skating Rink - where he finds a frigid Homer entombed at centre ice breathing through a straw. Without giving anything more away, it's a top-notch episode.
Fans who voted online after last season ended to decide whether Springfield's hottest "it" couple - "Nedna" (Ned Flanders and Edna Krabappel) - should stay together, will also find closure in this episode. Expect more brilliant guest-star high jinks this season with the likes of: Jane Lynch, Gordon Ramsay, Andy Garcia, Neil Gaiman, Kevin Dillon, Janeane Garofalo, Ted Nugent, Jeremy Irons, Glenn Close, David Byrne, Brent Spiner, Lady Gaga - and the late US president Theodore Roosevelt (via archival recordings), to name a few.
A true milestone - the series' 500th episode overall - will be broadcast as the 14th episode this season. Titled At Long Last Leave, the Simpsons discover that everyone in town has grown tired of them and are secretly plotting to have them thrown out of Springfield forever. Will they succeed?
Bowing to network pressure to cut costs last October, the cast, writers, animators and crew took a 30-per-cent pay cut last year to guarantee this 27-Emmy winning series will remain on the air at least until the end of its 25th season, keeping Homer and his comic universe in our living rooms for another two years.
Or, to quote Groening himself: "There is no end in sight."
The Simpsons begins its 23rd season today and is broadcast on Sundays and Mondays on OSN Comedy and OSN Comedy +2. Reruns of previous seasons are also broadcast daily on Star World HD
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Living in...
This article is part of a guide on where to live in the UAE. Our reporters will profile some of the country’s most desirable districts, provide an estimate of rental prices and introduce you to some of the residents who call each area home.
COMPANY PROFILE
Initial investment: Undisclosed
Investment stage: Series A
Investors: Core42
Current number of staff: 47
Moon Music
Artist: Coldplay
Label: Parlophone/Atlantic
Number of tracks: 10
Rating: 3/5
Green ambitions
- Trees: 1,500 to be planted, replacing 300 felled ones, with veteran oaks protected
- Lake: Brown's centrepiece to be cleaned of silt that makes it as shallow as 2.5cm
- Biodiversity: Bat cave to be added and habitats designed for kingfishers and little grebes
- Flood risk: Longer grass, deeper lake, restored ponds and absorbent paths all meant to siphon off water
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THE SPECS
Engine: 1.5-litre turbocharged four-cylinder
Transmission: Constant Variable (CVT)
Power: 141bhp
Torque: 250Nm
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Match info
Uefa Champions League Group H
Juventus v Valencia, Tuesday, midnight (UAE)
Joker: Folie a Deux
Starring: Joaquin Phoenix, Lady Gaga, Brendan Gleeson
Director: Todd Phillips
Rating: 2/5
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Almnssa
Started: August 2020
Founder: Areej Selmi
Based: Gaza
Sectors: Internet, e-commerce
Investments: Grants/private funding
How to come clean about financial infidelity
- Be honest and transparent: It is always better to own up than be found out. Tell your partner everything they want to know. Show remorse. Inform them of the extent of the situation so they know what they are dealing with.
- Work on yourself: Be honest with yourself and your partner and figure out why you did it. Don’t be ashamed to ask for professional help.
- Give it time: Like any breach of trust, it requires time to rebuild. So be consistent, communicate often and be patient with your partner and yourself.
- Discuss your financial situation regularly: Ensure your spouse is involved in financial matters and decisions. Your ability to consistently follow through with what you say you are going to do when it comes to money can make all the difference in your partner’s willingness to trust you again.
- Work on a plan to resolve the problem together: If there is a lot of debt, for example, create a budget and financial plan together and ensure your partner is fully informed, involved and supported.
Carol Glynn, founder of Conscious Finance Coaching
COMPANY PROFILE
Founders: Alhaan Ahmed, Alyina Ahmed and Maximo Tettamanzi
Total funding: Self funded
Jigra
Starring: Alia Bhatt, Vedang Raina, Manoj Pahwa, Harsh Singh
How to protect yourself when air quality drops
Install an air filter in your home.
Close your windows and turn on the AC.
Shower or bath after being outside.
Wear a face mask.
Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.
If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.
Shubh Mangal Saavdhan
Directed by: RS Prasanna
Starring: Ayushmann Khurrana, Bhumi Pednekar
The burning issue
The internal combustion engine is facing a watershed moment – major manufacturer Volvo is to stop producing petroleum-powered vehicles by 2021 and countries in Europe, including the UK, have vowed to ban their sale before 2040. The National takes a look at the story of one of the most successful technologies of the last 100 years and how it has impacted life in the UAE.
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MATCH INFO
Champions League quarter-final, first leg
Ajax v Juventus, Wednesday, 11pm (UAE)
Match on BeIN Sports
Ruwais timeline
1971 Abu Dhabi National Oil Company established
1980 Ruwais Housing Complex built, located 10 kilometres away from industrial plants
1982 120,000 bpd capacity Ruwais refinery complex officially inaugurated by the founder of the UAE Sheikh Zayed
1984 Second phase of Ruwais Housing Complex built. Today the 7,000-unit complex houses some 24,000 people.
1985 The refinery is expanded with the commissioning of a 27,000 b/d hydro cracker complex
2009 Plans announced to build $1.2 billion fertilizer plant in Ruwais, producing urea
2010 Adnoc awards $10bn contracts for expansion of Ruwais refinery, to double capacity from 415,000 bpd
2014 Ruwais 261-outlet shopping mall opens
2014 Production starts at newly expanded Ruwais refinery, providing jet fuel and diesel and allowing the UAE to be self-sufficient for petrol supplies
2014 Etihad Rail begins transportation of sulphur from Shah and Habshan to Ruwais for export
2017 Aldar Academies to operate Adnoc’s schools including in Ruwais from September. Eight schools operate in total within the housing complex.
2018 Adnoc announces plans to invest $3.1 billion on upgrading its Ruwais refinery
2018 NMC Healthcare selected to manage operations of Ruwais Hospital
2018 Adnoc announces new downstream strategy at event in Abu Dhabi on May 13
Source: The National