Pop quiz: What's 8ft tall and covered in thousands of LEDs? A Christmas tree? Nope. Lady Gaga? Nice try. You mean you haven't heard of I.T-BOT, only the coolest - and strangest - thing to hit the UAE this week? The gigantic robot, which we expect to become the life of many forthcoming office parties and nightclub revelries, even has its own Facebook page, where it lists its personal interests as "LED lights, cryogenic smoke, studying things that are tall and music". Its tagline? "Nobody knows I.Ts origins." "Nobody knows if I.T-BOT is male or female or even human," read its press release. "But one thing can be assured ... I.T-BOT will amaze the crowds on the dancefloor with its show." The I.T-BOT also claims to possess "a portable cryogenic pack" - for reasons we have yet to confirm (ie What the heck is a portable cryogenic pack?). Interested to hire I.T-BOT for you next shindig? Holler at bookings@immaculatetouchabudhabi.com or +971 55 650 6337.