The Angry Birds Movie
Director: Clay Kaytis,Fergal Reilly
Starring: Jason Sudeikis, Josh Gad, Peter Dinklage, Danny McBride
Three stars
I had very low expectations for this guaranteed cash-cow of a movie. After all, the makers of this film adaptation of Rovio Entertainment's wildly popular mobile game, Angry Birds, must have been only too aware that they could easily fowl it up (pun intended), appal critics and still have people flocking to cinemas.
After all, the games – in which a colony of inexplicably irate birds are used as slingshot missiles – have been downloaded more than three billion times. And everyone loves them, including my 64-year-old mother, who had never played video games in her life before Angry Birds came along. She is now an addict and take vicarious pleasure in beating my children at it. What other game can boast such a cross-section of players?
The movie version zooms in on Red, voiced by Jason Sudeikis (We're the Millers, Horrible Bosses), who is clearly at the bottom of the pecking order in an island community of fat, cuddly birds. Red is teased for his big bushy eyebrows and is overly prone to violent outbursts.
As punishment for a particularly bad outburst, Red is sent by the head bird to anger-management camp – "the free-rage chickens" – where he meets Bomb, voiced by Danny McBride (Your Highness, Pineapple Express), the black bird who tends to explode when angry, and Speedy Chuck, voiced by Josh Gad (Olaf in Frozen).
Then one day a ship arrives, full of friendly green creatures, but Red is the only one who suspects the dastardly plan these visitors are hatching – to steal all their eggs. So Red and his anger-management pals go on a quest to enlist the help of the Mighty Eagle, voiced by Peter Dinklage (Game of Thrones, X-Men: Days of Future Past), who provides comic relief as a washed-up former superhero.
Things get serious when Red reveals their guests’ sinister intentions.
“We’re birds, we’re descended from dinosaurs. We’re not supposed to be nice,” Red yells at his compatriots in a rousing tirade.
Filmmakers have also tried to infuse a moral lesson into this tale – anger, apparently, isn’t necessarily a bad thing, as long as those surges are channelled for the greater good.
As it turns out, when the birds on the island get angry, secret superhero powers are unleashed – such as shooting fireballs from their backsides or snot projectiles from their noses. These powers only reveal themselves when the birds catapult themselves at the enemies’ palace to rescue their eggs.
The entire concept is laughable, but it’s also inevitable, considering the filmmakers need to ensure the movie resembles the video game. The trade-off is that the storyline becomes farcical beyond belief.
In the mobile game, the birds function as missiles with funny traits and filmmakers have tried hard to bring these birds to life by giving them eccentric quirks, but, sadly, they remain one-dimensional caricatures rather than fully developed characters.
Pulling off a commendable movie version of the game was always going to be a difficult task, no matter how good the graphics or the one-liners. In the end, it’s the target audience that really matters. And going by the two 6-year-olds – one of them my daughter – who watched the film with me, the ludicrousness of the plot seemed to have escaped them. My little girl even announced it was the best film she had ever seen. No doubt she will try hard to persuade me to cough up to unlock new features on the mobile game, while Rovio Entertainment feathers its nest with the profits.
artslife@thenational.ae
10 tips for entry-level job seekers
- Have an up-to-date, professional LinkedIn profile. If you don’t have a LinkedIn account, set one up today. Avoid poor-quality profile pictures with distracting backgrounds. Include a professional summary and begin to grow your network.
- Keep track of the job trends in your sector through the news. Apply for job alerts at your dream organisations and the types of jobs you want – LinkedIn uses AI to share similar relevant jobs based on your selections.
- Double check that you’ve highlighted relevant skills on your resume and LinkedIn profile.
- For most entry-level jobs, your resume will first be filtered by an applicant tracking system for keywords. Look closely at the description of the job you are applying for and mirror the language as much as possible (while being honest and accurate about your skills and experience).
- Keep your CV professional and in a simple format – make sure you tailor your cover letter and application to the company and role.
- Go online and look for details on job specifications for your target position. Make a list of skills required and set yourself some learning goals to tick off all the necessary skills one by one.
- Don’t be afraid to reach outside your immediate friends and family to other acquaintances and let them know you are looking for new opportunities.
- Make sure you’ve set your LinkedIn profile to signal that you are “open to opportunities”. Also be sure to use LinkedIn to search for people who are still actively hiring by searching for those that have the headline “I’m hiring” or “We’re hiring” in their profile.
- Prepare for online interviews using mock interview tools. Even before landing interviews, it can be useful to start practising.
- Be professional and patient. Always be professional with whoever you are interacting with throughout your search process, this will be remembered. You need to be patient, dedicated and not give up on your search. Candidates need to make sure they are following up appropriately for roles they have applied.
Arda Atalay, head of Mena private sector at LinkedIn Talent Solutions, Rudy Bier, managing partner of Kinetic Business Solutions and Ben Kinerman Daltrey, co-founder of KinFitz
MATCH INFO
Manchester United 2
(Martial 30', McTominay 90 6')
Manchester City 0
RESULT
Arsenal 2
Sokratis Papastathopoulos 45 4'
Eddie Ntkeiah 51'
Portsmouth 0
Formula Middle East Calendar (Formula Regional and Formula 4)
Round 1: January 17-19, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 2: January 22-23, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 3: February 7-9, Dubai Autodrome – Dubai
Round 4: February 14-16, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 5: February 25-27, Jeddah Corniche Circuit – Saudi Arabia
The specs
Engine: 3-litre twin-turbo V6
Power: 400hp
Torque: 475Nm
Transmission: 9-speed automatic
Price: From Dh215,900
On sale: Now
The specs
Engine: 2.0-litre 4-cylturbo
Transmission: seven-speed DSG automatic
Power: 242bhp
Torque: 370Nm
Price: Dh136,814
The Sand Castle
Director: Matty Brown
Stars: Nadine Labaki, Ziad Bakri, Zain Al Rafeea, Riman Al Rafeea
Rating: 2.5/5
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PROFILE BOX:
Company/date started: 2015
Founder/CEO: Rami Salman, Rishav Jalan, Ayush Chordia
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Technology, Sales, Voice, Artificial Intelligence
Size: (employees/revenue) 10/ 100,000 downloads
Stage: 1 ($800,000)
Investors: Eight first-round investors including, Beco Capital, 500 Startups, Dubai Silicon Oasis, Hala Fadel, Odin Financial Services, Dubai Angel Investors, Womena, Arzan VC
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Dr Afridi's warning signs of digital addiction
Spending an excessive amount of time on the phone.
Neglecting personal, social, or academic responsibilities.
Losing interest in other activities or hobbies that were once enjoyed.
Having withdrawal symptoms like feeling anxious, restless, or upset when the technology is not available.
Experiencing sleep disturbances or changes in sleep patterns.
What are the guidelines?
Under 18 months: Avoid screen time altogether, except for video chatting with family.
Aged 18-24 months: If screens are introduced, it should be high-quality content watched with a caregiver to help the child understand what they are seeing.
Aged 2-5 years: Limit to one-hour per day of high-quality programming, with co-viewing whenever possible.
Aged 6-12 years: Set consistent limits on screen time to ensure it does not interfere with sleep, physical activity, or social interactions.
Teenagers: Encourage a balanced approach – screens should not replace sleep, exercise, or face-to-face socialisation.
Source: American Paediatric Association
Small Victories: The True Story of Faith No More by Adrian Harte
Jawbone Press
2025 Fifa Club World Cup groups
Group A: Palmeiras, Porto, Al Ahly, Inter Miami.
Group B: Paris Saint-Germain, Atletico Madrid, Botafogo, Seattle.
Group C: Bayern Munich, Auckland City, Boca Juniors, Benfica.
Group D: Flamengo, ES Tunis, Chelsea, Leon.
Group E: River Plate, Urawa, Monterrey, Inter Milan.
Group F: Fluminense, Borussia Dortmund, Ulsan, Mamelodi Sundowns.
Group G: Manchester City, Wydad, Al Ain, Juventus.
Group H: Real Madrid, Al Hilal, Pachuca, Salzburg.
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Banned items
Dubai Police has also issued a list of banned items at the ground on Sunday. These include:
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MATCH INFO
Serie A
Juventus v Fiorentina, Saturday, 8pm (UAE)
Match is on BeIN Sports
The burning issue
The internal combustion engine is facing a watershed moment – major manufacturer Volvo is to stop producing petroleum-powered vehicles by 2021 and countries in Europe, including the UK, have vowed to ban their sale before 2040. The National takes a look at the story of one of the most successful technologies of the last 100 years and how it has impacted life in the UAE.
Read part four: an affection for classic cars lives on
Read part three: the age of the electric vehicle begins
Read part one: how cars came to the UAE
Fight card
- Aliu Bamidele Lasisi (Nigeria) beat Artid Vamrungauea (Thailand) POINTS
- Julaidah Abdulfatah (Saudi Arabia) beat Martin Kabrhel (Czech Rep) POINTS
- Kem Ljungquist (Denmark) beat Mourad Omar (Egypt) TKO
- Michael Lawal (UK) beat Tamas Kozma (Hungary) KO
- Zuhayr Al Qahtani (Saudi Arabia) beat Mohammed Mahmoud (UK) POINTS
- Darren Surtees (UK) beat Kane Baker (UK) KO
- Chris Eubank Jr (UK) beat JJ McDonagh (Ireland) TKO
- Callum Smith (UK) beat George Groves (UK) KO
Western Clubs Champions League:
- Friday, Sep 8 - Abu Dhabi Harlequins v Bahrain
- Friday, Sep 15 – Kandy v Abu Dhabi Harlequins
- Friday, Sep 22 – Kandy v Bahrain
Results
5.30pm: Maiden Dh165,000 (Turf) 1,600m; Winner: Al Battar, Mickael Barzalona (jockey), Salem bin Ghadayer (trainer).
6.05pm: Maiden Dh165,000 (Dirt) 1,200m; Winner: Good Fighter, Richard Mullen, Satish Seemar.
6.40pm: Handicap Dh185,000 (T) 1,200m; Winner: Way Of Wisdom, Tadhg O’Shea, Satish Seemar.
7.15pm: Handicap Dh170,000 (D) 2,200m; Winner: Immortalised, Tadhg O’Shea, Satish Seemar.
7.50pm: Handicap Dh185,000 (T) 2,000m; Winner: Franz Kafka, James Doyle, Simon Crisford.
8.25pm: Handicap Dh185,000 (D) 1,200m; Winner: Mayadeen, Connor Beasley, Doug Watson.
9pm: Handicap Dh185,000 (T) 1,600m; Winner: Chiefdom, Mickael Barzalona, Salem bin Ghadayer