The comic Michael Smiley.
The comic Michael Smiley.

Comic relief with Michael Smiley



Eighteen years into his stand-up career and Michael Smiley is suddenly a wanted man.

The London-based comic left behind a genuine media frenzy as he jetted off for The Laughter Factory comedy tour, in Dubai and Abu Dhabi this week and last. Although, admittedly, most of the buzz was not actually comedy-related.

Smiley has been quietly cultivating a low-key acting career alongside his regular stand-up work, but a small film called Kill List suddenly threatens to catapult him to that next level of fame, the kind where the paparazzi shout your name at premieres.

"The quality papers have been doing full-page reviews on it," says the incredulous comic. "It's beyond my wildest dreams. This time last year we were up in Sheffield just about to make it, and there's no way that in a year's time I'd have thought we'd be going through this level of exposure and publicity. It's a bit of a phenomenon - people have just loved it and really taken it to their hearts."

Not that Kill List is a lovable film in the family-friendly sense. An intense, unconventional horror/thriller, it concerns a couple of hit-men, Jay and Gal - played by Smiley - who take on an increasingly sinister new mission. Like Se7en or The Usual Suspects, and unlike many modern movies, it leaves you with more questions than answers.

"What happens with a lot of films now, these blockbusters, it's chewing gum for the eyes, the gratification is instant and there's nothing to talk about afterwards, apart from how good Halle Berry looked or how great that car chase was," he says. "One thing about this film, you come out with an opinion. Part of it is an allegory about what's going on in the world today, society, the morality of going and watching these movies.

"Killing people is a horrible, horrible thing, the worst thing you can do as a human being, and some films make it look like an arcade game. It seems really easy. Whereas the reality is that it's really horrible and will affect you and other people for the rest of your lives. So when the death scenes in Kill List come up, there's nothing glamorous about it whatsoever. You really feel like it's sullied you slightly."

Paradoxically, Smiley admits that his stand-up style is storytelling and entertainment, pure and simple, with no hidden agenda. The Northern Ireland-born comic moved to London as a teenager in the early 1980s, but only took to stand-up in his early 30s, having acquired a suitable haul of anecdotes. The "wacky and left field" manner of many younger comics, who haven't the same life experience, leaves him cold.

"My ma and dad always brought me up to tell the truth because it's easier to remember. So that's what my comedy was - I always tried to be truthful because it was easier than something convoluted and character based."

It was character comedy that led him into acting, however. Keen to tell longer stories on stage, Smiley took a semi-autobiographical show about a cycle courier - his old job - to the Edinburgh Fringe, and was offered a similar role in a sitcom called Spaced, co-written by his old flatmate, Simon Pegg. He then played a zombie in Pegg's Shaun of the Dead, began winning straight roles, and gradually built a busy second career.

The stand-up remains a big part of his life, though, and while he now devotes August to a long family holiday rather than the Edinburgh Fringe - "I wouldn't give that up to be in a stinky venue with 10 people with rucksacks looking at me" - he is working on a new long-form one-man show. It concerns his move from Ireland to England, is called The Immigrant, and will provide some useful material for the current trip.

"I came to London for six months, and that was 28 years ago," he says "I'm sure there are a lot of people in the Middle East, Abu Dhabi and Dubai, who've come over, had a three-year contract and been there since 1985. That's a common theme.

"We all know what it's like being away from your natural environment, and how strange that new environment is, then all of a sudden it becomes home, although you don't realise when that changed. My accent hasn't changed, and my attitude to life I don't think has changed that much, only in the sense that I still think like an Irishman. Well actually I'm thinking like a father more than an Irishman now."

Smiley has been looking forward to this Middle Eastern trip in particular, his second such visit, as an old friend from the circuit, Paul Tonkinson, is also on board. Both are fathers in their 40s now, so rock 'n' roll behaviour is unlikely.

"I'm really excited about it. We'll hang out, spend days by the pool, like a couple of old men in a retirement home in Florida."

It beats a month in a smelly venue in Edinburgh, then?

"Yes it does, my friend. Yes it does."

The Laughter Factory comedy tour, which has already been in Dubai and Doha, lands in Abu Dhabi tomorrow night at the Crowne Plaza's Heroes before moving back to Dubai for three more shows Wednesday to Friday. All shows begin at 9pm. Tickets are Dh130 and can be purchased from 7.30pm onwards at the door or on www.timeouttickets.com. For more information visit www.thelaughterfactory.com.

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Transplants from the deceased have been carried out in hospitals across the globe for decades, but in some countries in the Middle East, including the UAE, the practise was banned until relatively recently.

Opinion has been divided as to whether organ donations from a deceased person is permissible in Islam.

The body is viewed as sacred, during and after death, thus prohibiting cremation and tattoos.

One school of thought viewed the removal of organs after death as equally impermissible.

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The number of Chinese people living in Dubai: An estimated 200,000

Number of Chinese people in International City: Almost 50,000

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Percentage increase in visitors in eight years: 500 per cent

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Key findings
  • Over a period of seven years, a team of scientists analysed dietary data from 50,000 North American adults.
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  • People who ate breakfast experienced a relative decrease in their BMI compared with “breakfast-skippers”. 
  • Those who turned the eating day on its head to make breakfast the biggest meal of the day, did even better. 
  • But scrapping dinner altogether gave the best results. The study found that the BMI of subjects who had a long overnight fast (of 18 hours or more) decreased when compared even with those who had a medium overnight fast, of between 12 and 17 hours.
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Name: HyperSpace
 
Started: 2020
 
Founders: Alexander Heller, Rama Allen and Desi Gonzalez
 
Based: Dubai, UAE
 
Sector: Entertainment 
 
Number of staff: 210 
 
Investment raised: $75 million from investors including Galaxy Interactive, Riyadh Season, Sega Ventures and Apis Venture Partners
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Western Region Asia Cup Qualifier

Results

UAE beat Saudi Arabia by 12 runs

Kuwait beat Iran by eight wickets

Oman beat Maldives by 10 wickets

Bahrain beat Qatar by six wickets

Semi-finals

UAE v Qatar

Bahrain v Kuwait

 

Tips for job-seekers
  • Do not submit your application through the Easy Apply button on LinkedIn. Employers receive between 600 and 800 replies for each job advert on the platform. If you are the right fit for a job, connect to a relevant person in the company on LinkedIn and send them a direct message.
  • Make sure you are an exact fit for the job advertised. If you are an HR manager with five years’ experience in retail and the job requires a similar candidate with five years’ experience in consumer, you should apply. But if you have no experience in HR, do not apply for the job.

David Mackenzie, founder of recruitment agency Mackenzie Jones Middle East

Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.

Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.

Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.

“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.

Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.

From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.

Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.

BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.

Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.

Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.

“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.

“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.

“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”

The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”

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Rating: 3/5

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Max touring range: 620km / 590km
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