According to some calculations, Michael McIntyre is the most commercially successful comedian on the planet.
Last year alone, the British funster was reported to have made £21 million (Dh118m) in ticket sales from his stadium tour. Then there are the hundreds of thousands of DVD sales on top of that.
His popularity rests on the fact that, despite his vast fortune, he still portrays himself on stage as a hapless buffoon, readily admitting that he's prone to the social faux pas we all occasionally succumb to.
Then, he uses this persona to reel off a string of relatable observations about everyday matters.
So when he appeared at the Dubai World Trade Centre on Friday for the first of his two-night stand, his perceptions of his host city covered some predictably facile topics.
The unbearably hot weather of the summer months was joked about, as was the overt opulence of the populace.
He also jested that while Dubai might have the tallest buildings, the largest man-made islands and the vastest malls, it also had "the shortest breaking distances", referring to motorists' propensity for tailgating.
While it struck a chord with the mainly British expatriate crowd, this material didn't really compare in quality to the generic gags from his UK tour.
A highlight was his brilliant deconstruction of the phonetic spellings of people's first names, imagining a social gathering made up of guests with the same names, all spelt slightly differently ("no party's complete without them, the three Shauns are here - Shaun, Sean and Shawn").
While an anecdote about a disastrous trip to the dentist, in which an intractable wisdom tooth led to hospitalisation, was pure slapstick in its hilarity.
The Sheikh Rashid Hall auditorium was almost at full capacity for this show. And despite tickets costing up to Dh1,000 per seat, everyone seemed happy with the fact that they were adding to McIntyre's reputed substantial riches.
Yes, his act is inoffensive and comfortably predictable, but his wry observations are just original enough to provide plenty of mirth for all.
Even if you weren't rolling on the floor in convulsions of laughter, one couldn't help but sport a permanent smile.
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A new relationship with the old country
Treaty of Friendship between the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and the United Arab Emirates
The United kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and the United Arab Emirates; Considering that the United Arab Emirates has assumed full responsibility as a sovereign and independent State; Determined that the long-standing and traditional relations of close friendship and cooperation between their peoples shall continue; Desiring to give expression to this intention in the form of a Treaty Friendship; Have agreed as follows:
ARTICLE 1 The relations between the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and the United Arab Emirates shall be governed by a spirit of close friendship. In recognition of this, the Contracting Parties, conscious of their common interest in the peace and stability of the region, shall: (a) consult together on matters of mutual concern in time of need; (b) settle all their disputes by peaceful means in conformity with the provisions of the Charter of the United Nations.
ARTICLE 2 The Contracting Parties shall encourage education, scientific and cultural cooperation between the two States in accordance with arrangements to be agreed. Such arrangements shall cover among other things: (a) the promotion of mutual understanding of their respective cultures, civilisations and languages, the promotion of contacts among professional bodies, universities and cultural institutions; (c) the encouragement of technical, scientific and cultural exchanges.
ARTICLE 3 The Contracting Parties shall maintain the close relationship already existing between them in the field of trade and commerce. Representatives of the Contracting Parties shall meet from time to time to consider means by which such relations can be further developed and strengthened, including the possibility of concluding treaties or agreements on matters of mutual concern.
ARTICLE 4 This Treaty shall enter into force on today’s date and shall remain in force for a period of ten years. Unless twelve months before the expiry of the said period of ten years either Contracting Party shall have given notice to the other of its intention to terminate the Treaty, this Treaty shall remain in force thereafter until the expiry of twelve months from the date on which notice of such intention is given.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF the undersigned have signed this Treaty.
DONE in duplicate at Dubai the second day of December 1971AD, corresponding to the fifteenth day of Shawwal 1391H, in the English and Arabic languages, both texts being equally authoritative.
Signed
Geoffrey Arthur Sheikh Zayed
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Bert van Marwijk factfile
Born: May 19 1952
Place of birth: Deventer, Netherlands
Playing position: Midfielder
Teams managed:
1998-2000 Fortuna Sittard
2000-2004 Feyenoord
2004-2006 Borussia Dortmund
2007-2008 Feyenoord
2008-2012 Netherlands
2013-2014 Hamburg
2015-2017 Saudi Arabia
2018 Australia
Major honours (manager):
2001/02 Uefa Cup, Feyenoord
2007/08 KNVB Cup, Feyenoord
World Cup runner-up, Netherlands
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