Gordon Gekko is back; and this time he's softer, more sensitive and, alas, far more boring and predictable. Back in his 1980s heyday Michael Douglas tore up the screen with slogans like "Greed is good", "Lunch is for wimps" and "Money never sleeps" as he trained Charlie Sheen's Bud Fox in banking shenanigans.
Here, Gekko is released from jail in 2001. This makes little narrative sense, as Gekko would not have received such a long sentence for the insider trading that was the centrepiece of Wall Street. Stone attempts to solve the problem with a number of expositional statements about lengthy appeals and further charges, but in the end the numbers simply don't add up. Jokes such as Gekko getting back his enormous 1980s mobile phone on leaving prison simply draw attention to the fact that the timeframe doesn't work.
However, with a September 11 link made, the action jumps forward seven years to 2008, a time when several banks found themselves undone by their exposure to sub-prime mortgages, leading to the global financial meltdown.
References to the collapses of real banks are barely concealed behind fake names, and the director has much fun making the banks' corporate heads look like gangsters.
For the most part, Stone fails to tie in a story about Gekko trying to reconnect with his daughter (Carey Mulligan) against the backdrop of the banking crisis.
She is underwritten, but that's no surprise as the depiction of female characters has always been the director's Achilles' heel. The casting of Shia LaBeouf as the young buck Jacob Moore, who is trying to make his mark in the financial world, is remarkable, mostly because the Transformers star is an actor who makes Charlie Sheen look like Laurence Olivier.
The best action in the movie comes before Moore tries in vain to organise a détente between father and daughter in an attempt to win Gekko's favour.
Stone has always been a director who works best when weaving real life incident with grandstand drama. When recreating the banking turmoil of 2008 the director is in his element. He's helped considerably by Frank Langella's turn as Lewis Zabel, the head of the first bank to fail in the 2008 crisis. Zabel is clearly from the old school of banking and is as confused by the activities of modern financiers as the rest of us.
But Stone sadly seems to have misunderstood what people liked about his most famous character. Despite its overriding message that greed is definitely not good, the original film is not remembered with affection because of Gekko's downfall, but because of his questionable exploits ahead of it.
Part of the attraction of Gekko was his ability to provide quotable dialogue but attempts to recapture that facility just seem clunky in the sequel. And when Gekko starts to get sentimental it's time to withdraw all interest in this legendary character.
World Cup warm-up fixtures
Friday, May 24:
- Pakistan v Afghanistan (Bristol)
- Sri Lanka v South Africa (Cardiff)
Saturday, May 25
- England v Australia (Southampton)
- India v New Zealand (The Oval, London)
Sunday, May 26
- South Africa v West Indies (Bristol)
- Pakistan v Bangladesh (Cardiff)
Monday, May 27
- Australia v Sri Lanka (Southampton)
- England v Afghanistan (The Oval, London)
Tuesday, May 28
- West Indies v New Zealand (Bristol)
- Bangladesh v India (Cardiff)
BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE
Starring: Winona Ryder, Michael Keaton, Jenny Ortega
Director: Tim Burton
Rating: 3/5
How to wear a kandura
Dos
- Wear the right fabric for the right season and occasion
- Always ask for the dress code if you don’t know
- Wear a white kandura, white ghutra / shemagh (headwear) and black shoes for work
- Wear 100 per cent cotton under the kandura as most fabrics are polyester
Don’ts
- Wear hamdania for work, always wear a ghutra and agal
- Buy a kandura only based on how it feels; ask questions about the fabric and understand what you are buying
COMPANY PROFILE
Founders: Alhaan Ahmed, Alyina Ahmed and Maximo Tettamanzi
Total funding: Self funded
A meeting of young minds
The 3,494 entries for the 2019 Sharjah Children Biennial come from:
435 – UAE
2,000 – China
808 – United Kingdom
165 – Argentina
38 – Lebanon
16 – Saudi Arabia
16 – Bangladesh
6 – Ireland
3 – Egypt
3 – France
2 – Sudan
1 – Kuwait
1 – Australia
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The Buckingham Murders
Starring: Kareena Kapoor Khan, Ash Tandon, Prabhleen Sandhu
Director: Hansal Mehta
Rating: 4 / 5
The specs
Engine: 2.0-litre 4-cylinder turbo hybrid
Transmission: eight-speed automatic
Power: 390bhp
Torque: 400Nm
Price: Dh340,000 ($92,579
TO ALL THE BOYS: ALWAYS AND FOREVER
Directed by: Michael Fimognari
Starring: Lana Condor and Noah Centineo
Two stars
The Penguin
Starring: Colin Farrell, Cristin Milioti, Rhenzy Feliz
Creator: Lauren LeFranc
Rating: 4/5
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Xpanceo
Started: 2018
Founders: Roman Axelrod, Valentyn Volkov
Based: Dubai, UAE
Industry: Smart contact lenses, augmented/virtual reality
Funding: $40 million
Investor: Opportunity Venture (Asia)
if you go
The flights
The closest international airport to the TMB trail is Geneva (just over an hour’s drive from the French ski town of Chamonix where most people start and end the walk). Direct flights from the UAE to Geneva are available with Etihad and Emirates from about Dh2,790 including taxes.
The trek
The Tour du Mont Blanc takes about 10 to 14 days to complete if walked in its entirety, but by using the services of a tour operator such as Raw Travel, a shorter “highlights” version allows you to complete the best of the route in a week, from Dh6,750 per person. The trails are blocked by snow from about late October to early May. Most people walk in July and August, but be warned that trails are often uncomfortably busy at this time and it can be very hot. The prime months are June and September.
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Israel Palestine on Swedish TV 1958-1989
Director: Goran Hugo Olsson
Rating: 5/5
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The Perfect Couple
Starring: Nicole Kidman, Liev Schreiber, Jack Reynor
Creator: Jenna Lamia
Rating: 3/5
Leading all-time NBA scorers
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar 38,387
Karl Malone 36,928
Kobe Bryant 33,643
Michael Jordan 32,292
LeBron James 31,425
Wilt Chamberlain 31,419
JAPANESE GRAND PRIX INFO
Schedule (All times UAE)
First practice: Friday, 5-6.30am
Second practice: Friday, 9-10.30am
Third practice: Saturday, 7-8am
Qualifying: Saturday, 10-11am
Race: Sunday, 9am-midday
Race venue: Suzuka International Racing Course
Circuit Length: 5.807km
Number of Laps: 53
Watch live: beIN Sports HD
GOLF’S RAHMBO
- 5 wins in 22 months as pro
- Three wins in past 10 starts
- 45 pro starts worldwide: 5 wins, 17 top 5s
- Ranked 551th in world on debut, now No 4 (was No 2 earlier this year)
- 5th player in last 30 years to win 3 European Tour and 2 PGA Tour titles before age 24 (Woods, Garcia, McIlroy, Spieth)
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Killing of Qassem Suleimani