Burke and Hare



Director: John Landis
Starring: Simon Pegg, Andy Serkis, Isla Fisher, Jessica Hynes and Tom Wilkinson
** 

Notorious real-life criminals later immortalised as gothic monsters on page, stage and screen, William Burke and William Hare scandalised early 19th-century Edinburgh by committing a string of grave robberies and grisly murders in a moneymaking scheme to supply fresh corpses to the Scottish capital's medical schools.

As portrayed by Pegg and Serkis in this polished but underpowered black comedy, the first film in 12 years from the Hollywood director John Landis, Burke and Hare are cheeky Irish rogues motivated as much by love as by greed. Partly shot in London's recently reactivated Ealing Studios, and aiming for the same darkly comic tone as Ealing classics such as The Ladykillers, it is difficult to pinpoint precisely why Burke and Hare misses the target. It is clearly full of quality ingredients, from charismatic stars to painterly cinematography.

The support cast is also peppered with classy screen veterans and audience-nudging cameos including Tom Wilkinson, Ronnie Corbett, Christopher Lee, the stop-motion animation legend Ray Harryhausen and the film director Michael Winner. Jenny Agutter, who last worked with Landis on An American Werewolf in London 30 years ago, also makes a brief appearance.

Pegg and Serkis both give decent performances, complete with accurate Northern Irish accents but, sadly, Burke and Hare remain thinly drawn caricatures throughout, so viewers will struggle to sympathise with their anti-heroic antics. Ultimately, this is where most fault for the film's failure lies: the script by Piers Ashworth and Nick Moorcroft - which repeatedly opts for clumsy slapstick over-sharp wit - sweetened and rewrote real events just enough to render them toothless, but not enough to give them real gothic intensity, like Tim Burton's Sweeney Todd. Landis must also take some blame for pedestrian direction that drains much of this fascinating story's rich potential for high drama and biting comedy. A few great moments, but mostly a missed opportunity.

Hili 2: Unesco World Heritage site

The site is part of the Hili archaeological park in Al Ain. Excavations there have proved the existence of the earliest known agricultural communities in modern-day UAE. Some date to the Bronze Age but Hili 2 is an Iron Age site. The Iron Age witnessed the development of the falaj, a network of channels that funnelled water from natural springs in the area. Wells allowed settlements to be established, but falaj meant they could grow and thrive. Unesco, the UN's cultural body, awarded Al Ain's sites - including Hili 2 - world heritage status in 2011. Now the most recent dig at the site has revealed even more about the skilled people that lived and worked there.

UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets

Also on December 7 to 9, the third edition of the Gulf Car Festival (www.gulfcarfestival.com) will take over Dubai Festival City Mall, a new venue for the event. Last year's festival brought together about 900 cars worth more than Dh300 million from across the Emirates and wider Gulf region – and that first figure is set to swell by several hundred this time around, with between 1,000 and 1,200 cars expected. The first day is themed around American muscle; the second centres on supercars, exotics, European cars and classics; and the final day will major in JDM (Japanese domestic market) cars, tuned vehicles and trucks. Individuals and car clubs can register their vehicles, although the festival isn’t all static displays, with stunt drifting, a rev battle, car pulls and a burnout competition.

Mina Cup winners

Under 12 – Minerva Academy

Under 14 – Unam Pumas

Under 16 – Fursan Hispania

Under 18 – Madenat

History's medical milestones

1799 - First small pox vaccine administered

1846 - First public demonstration of anaesthesia in surgery

1861 - Louis Pasteur published his germ theory which proved that bacteria caused diseases

1895 - Discovery of x-rays

1923 - Heart valve surgery performed successfully for first time

1928 - Alexander Fleming discovers penicillin

1953 - Structure of DNA discovered

1952 - First organ transplant - a kidney - takes place 

1954 - Clinical trials of birth control pill

1979 - MRI, or magnetic resonance imaging, scanned used to diagnose illness and injury.

1998 - The first adult live-donor liver transplant is carried out

Fatherland

Kele Okereke

(BMG)

Yahya Al Ghassani's bio

Date of birth: April 18, 1998

Playing position: Winger

Clubs: 2015-2017 – Al Ahli Dubai; March-June 2018 – Paris FC; August – Al Wahda

How to protect yourself when air quality drops

Install an air filter in your home.

Close your windows and turn on the AC.

Shower or bath after being outside.

Wear a face mask.

Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.

If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.

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