To the western liberal conscience, few election outcomes could be worse than the suddenly plausible scenario of victory for one of the far right movements and their ragbags of nationalists, racists and fascists.
But what if, in France for example, the only viable alternative to the Front National’s Marine Le Pen taking power happened to be the head of an Islamic party?
In the richly satirical vision of Michel Houellebecq, a controversial French author accustomed to dividing critical and academic opinion, the answer is that the defeated left and centre-right mainstream throw their weight behind the Muslim leader to keep Le Pen out.
Houellebecq's novel appeared in French bookshops on January 7, the day the French-Algerian Kouachi brothers committed mass murder at the offices of the magazine Charlie Hebdo. By the end of the month, he was under police protection.
But the potential for justifiable offence should not be exaggerated. Submission envisages the rise of a Tunisian grocer's charismatic son to the French presidency in 2022. Muhammed Ben Abbes is no apologist for terrorism. In his essentially benign regime, much of life goes on as before. A likeable but ineffectual mainstream politician is made prime minister, defence and economic policies change little, people go on drinking alcohol if they choose and no one is flogged or thrown into jail for dissent.
But there is a hint of iron behind the velvet. The one issue on which Abbes will not budge is education. Teachers throughout the system must convert to Islam, transfer to a secular sector starved of funds or lose their jobs.
In the new order, women are not forced to give up work, but generous incentives encourage so many to do so that unemployment plummets. Veils become commonplace and a harder line is taken on Israel. Abbes brushes away militants agitating for full implementation of Sharia but, as his electoral success begins to spill over the borders of neighbouring countries, he sees Europe as a work in progress. Talks start on bringing not only Turkey but Algeria, Morocco, Tunisia and even Egypt and Lebanon into the EU.
This France of the near future is seen through the eyes of François, a deeply cynical and amoral professor of literature at the Sorbonne, whose middle years are blighted by self-doubt, niggling health problems and the emptiness of a man without faith and incapable of forming lasting relationships. François has produced one published work, an acclaimed study of the 19th-century writer Joris-Karl Huysmans, but increasingly sees his labours as pointless.
There is no room for him at the renamed Islamic University of Paris-Sorbonne. Disillusioned, with no desire to convert, he prepares for an even more vacuous life, cushioned by a comfortable pension. The one woman to whom François feels attached, a Jew, joins an exodus to Israel and he loses all opportunity to replace her with the fleeting intimacy that university life once gave him.
When New Year passes without a solitary greeting, he turns to the abbey where his literary hero once took monastic vows and where he, too, had stayed during his research. Whatever he expects from the retreat fails to materialise and he returns to Paris and faces unexpected rapprochement with the new university hierarchy.
The English translation of Houellebecq’s novel captures both dark and uplifting episodes of the professor’s life and the social transition. Real people wander through the pages; beyond Le Pen, we meet politicians and media pundits who are well-known in France today. Houellebecq’s dry humour is preserved and François is brought to life in a compelling portrayal of frailty, disappointment and rare triumph.
For those in France who would take offence to being called fascists or racists but have nevertheless deserted the Gaullist right to fall into Le Pen’s arms, the nightmare already rings true. They deplore the supposed Islamification of their country, embrace illiberal anti-Muslim stances – from denouncing immigration to supporting bans on the niqab or alternatives to pork in school canteens – and yearn for a romanticised past.
But plenty of others find the populist mantra of the Front National shaming. If there is an optimistic feature of Houellebecq’s imagined future, it is that we hear no more of Le Pen or her wretched party from the moment Abbes beats her to the Elysée.
This book is available on Amazon.
Colin Randall is a freelance journalist based in France and a former editor at The National.
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THE LOWDOWN
Romeo Akbar Walter
Rating: 2/5 stars
Produced by: Dharma Productions, Azure Entertainment
Directed by: Robby Grewal
Cast: John Abraham, Mouni Roy, Jackie Shroff and Sikandar Kher
Moon Music
Artist: Coldplay
Label: Parlophone/Atlantic
Number of tracks: 10
Rating: 3/5
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Qyubic
Started: October 2023
Founder: Namrata Raina
Based: Dubai
Sector: E-commerce
Current number of staff: 10
Investment stage: Pre-seed
Initial investment: Undisclosed
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Almnssa
Started: August 2020
Founder: Areej Selmi
Based: Gaza
Sectors: Internet, e-commerce
Investments: Grants/private funding
Kanguva
Director: Siva
Stars: Suriya, Bobby Deol, Disha Patani, Yogi Babu, Redin Kingsley
Nayanthara: Beyond The Fairy Tale
Starring: Nayanthara, Vignesh Shivan, Radhika Sarathkumar, Nagarjuna Akkineni
Director: Amith Krishnan
Rating: 3.5/5
Citadel: Honey Bunny first episode
Directors: Raj & DK
Stars: Varun Dhawan, Samantha Ruth Prabhu, Kashvi Majmundar, Kay Kay Menon
Rating: 4/5
The five pillars of Islam
From Zero
Artist: Linkin Park
Label: Warner Records
Number of tracks: 11
Rating: 4/5
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The specs
Engine: 2-litre or 3-litre 4Motion all-wheel-drive Power: 250Nm (2-litre); 340 (3-litre) Torque: 450Nm Transmission: 8-speed automatic Starting price: From Dh212,000 On sale: Now
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How to protect yourself when air quality drops
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Close your windows and turn on the AC.
Shower or bath after being outside.
Wear a face mask.
Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.
If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.
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Singham Again
Director: Rohit Shetty
Stars: Ajay Devgn, Kareena Kapoor Khan, Ranveer Singh, Akshay Kumar, Tiger Shroff, Deepika Padukone
Rating: 3/5
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The Case For Trump
By Victor Davis Hanson
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Electoral College Victory
Trump has so far secured 295 Electoral College votes, according to the Associated Press, exceeding the 270 needed to win. Only Nevada and Arizona remain to be called, and both swing states are leaning Republican. Trump swept all five remaining swing states, North Carolina, Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin, sealing his path to victory and giving him a strong mandate.
Popular Vote Tally
The count is ongoing, but Trump currently leads with nearly 51 per cent of the popular vote to Harris’s 47.6 per cent. Trump has over 72.2 million votes, while Harris trails with approximately 67.4 million.
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UPI facts
More than 2.2 million Indian tourists arrived in UAE in 2023
More than 3.5 million Indians reside in UAE
Indian tourists can make purchases in UAE using rupee accounts in India through QR-code-based UPI real-time payment systems
Indian residents in UAE can use their non-resident NRO and NRE accounts held in Indian banks linked to a UAE mobile number for UPI transactions
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The specs
Engine: Direct injection 4-cylinder 1.4-litre
Power: 150hp
Torque: 250Nm
Price: From Dh139,000
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SPECS
Engine: 4-litre V8 twin-turbo
Power: 630hp
Torque: 850Nm
Transmission: 8-speed Tiptronic automatic
Price: From Dh599,000
On sale: Now
Wicked
Director: Jon M Chu
Stars: Cynthia Erivo, Ariana Grande, Jonathan Bailey
The specs
Engine: Long-range single or dual motor with 200kW or 400kW battery
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Max touring range: 620km / 590km
Price: From Dh250,000 (estimated)
If you go
Where to stay: Courtyard by Marriott Titusville Kennedy Space Centre has unparalleled views of the Indian River. Alligators can be spotted from hotel room balconies, as can several rocket launch sites. The hotel also boasts cool space-themed decor.
When to go: Florida is best experienced during the winter months, from November to May, before the humidity kicks in.
How to get there: Emirates currently flies from Dubai to Orlando five times a week.
Cricket World Cup League 2
UAE squad
Rahul Chopra (captain), Aayan Afzal Khan, Ali Naseer, Aryansh Sharma, Basil Hameed, Dhruv Parashar, Junaid Siddique, Muhammad Farooq, Muhammad Jawadullah, Muhammad Waseem, Omid Rahman, Rahul Bhatia, Tanish Suri, Vishnu Sukumaran, Vriitya Aravind
Fixtures
Friday, November 1 – Oman v UAE
Sunday, November 3 – UAE v Netherlands
Thursday, November 7 – UAE v Oman
Saturday, November 9 – Netherlands v UAE
The lowdown
Badla
Rating: 2.5/5
Produced by: Red Chillies, Azure Entertainment
Director: Sujoy Ghosh
Cast: Amitabh Bachchan, Taapsee Pannu, Amrita Singh, Tony Luke
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The 12
England
Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, Tottenham Hotspur
Italy
AC Milan, Inter Milan, Juventus
Spain
Atletico Madrid, Barcelona, Real Madrid
MATCH INFO
Liverpool 2 (Van Dijk 18', 24')
Brighton 1 (Dunk 79')
Red card: Alisson (Liverpool)
WORLD CUP SQUAD
Dimuth Karunaratne (Captain), Angelo Mathews, Avishka Fernando, Lahiru Thirimanne, Kusal Mendis (wk), Kusal Perera (wk), Dhananjaya de Silva, Thisara Perera, Isuru Udana, Jeffrey Vandersay, Jeevan Mendis, Milinda Siriwardana, Lasith Malinga, Suranga Lakmal, Nuwan Pradeep
BUNDESLIGA FIXTURES
Saturday
Borussia Dortmund v Eintracht Frankfurt (5.30pm kick-off UAE)
Bayer Leverkusen v Schalke (5.30pm)
Wolfsburg v Cologne (5.30pm)
Mainz v Arminia Bielefeld (5.30pm)
Augsburg v Hoffenheim (5.30pm)
RB Leipzig v Bayern Munich (8.30pm)
Borussia Monchengladbach v Freiburg (10.30pm)
Sunday
VfB Stuttgart v Werder Bremen (5.30pm)
Union Berlin v Hertha Berlin (8pm)
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The specs
Engine: 1.5-litre 4-cylinder petrol
Power: 154bhp
Torque: 250Nm
Transmission: 7-speed automatic with 8-speed sports option
Price: From Dh79,600
On sale: Now
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: HyperSpace
Started: 2020
Founders: Alexander Heller, Rama Allen and Desi Gonzalez
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Entertainment
Number of staff: 210
Investment raised: $75 million from investors including Galaxy Interactive, Riyadh Season, Sega Ventures and Apis Venture Partners