Jennifer Lopez is proof that personality goes a long way. She is a successful singer with a paper-thin voice and an actress who relies more heavily on charm than chops.
Despite that, her 25-year entertainment career continues to rise as she manages that deft balance between being a diva and our Jenny from the Block.
But as with all endeavours, when trying to be something for everyone, eventually something’s got to give. In Lopez’s case it’s her music: once bursting with personality and sass, it’s now sliding increasingly towards irrelevance.
Her eighth release, A.K.A., is another crowd-pleaser, with all the negative connotations that implies. There are bright sparks, but not enough to call A.K.A. a comeback, or even a progression. It's just another set of songs.
It begins with the title track, a stagnant dance number lacking that essential euphoric release. The dearth of energy continues with JLo’s hollow threats: “I don’t think you want me to explode/It’s a countdown,” and the rapper T I’s lazy couplets.
Things immediately get better with the follow-up First Love – the primary reason being the super-producer Max Martin. He channels his 1990s heyday with a sweet, summery sound full of synths and live drums. Lopez accepts the gift and turns on the charm to deliver her best single in ages.
Then it gets all murky with sonic twists and turns, more akin to listening to an iPod shuffle than an intriguing track-list.
The Latin-tinged, bouncy lead single I Luh Ya Papi (featuring the rapper French Montana) is actually quite catchy if you manage to ignore that grating chorus.
Acting Like That is a rapid mood changer, with its sparse sonic set-up. The only problem is it sounds like an Iggy Azalea track featuring JLo than the other way around, such is the forceful performance by the rapper starlet.
Emotions, co-written by Chris Brown, alarmingly turns heads. That shrill chorus betrays instead of complements Lopez's weak vocals.
She returns to safe ground with the closing track Booty; a club stomper and potential hit courtesy of its heavy percussion and Oriental keyboard riff. It also features a rap by Pitbull, today's sonic gold ticket to getting played in the clubs and radio.
Ironically, A.K.A.'s best track is the one with the least pretension.
Placed in the middle, among the burbling repetition of So Good and the moody Worry No More (featuring Rick Ross), is the touching ballad Let It Be Me.
Perhaps referring to her divorce from fellow singer Marc Anthony, Lopez bears her pain as she honours the relationship: “And if right comes, but you choose left/I will be the first to forgive.”
It is here that Lopez drops the diva mask and truly connects, something lacking in her music for a decade.
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Sinopharm vaccine explained
The Sinopharm vaccine was created using techniques that have been around for decades.
“This is an inactivated vaccine. Simply what it means is that the virus is taken, cultured and inactivated," said Dr Nawal Al Kaabi, chair of the UAE's National Covid-19 Clinical Management Committee.
"What is left is a skeleton of the virus so it looks like a virus, but it is not live."
This is then injected into the body.
"The body will recognise it and form antibodies but because it is inactive, we will need more than one dose. The body will not develop immunity with one dose," she said.
"You have to be exposed more than one time to what we call the antigen."
The vaccine should offer protection for at least months, but no one knows how long beyond that.
Dr Al Kaabi said early vaccine volunteers in China were given shots last spring and still have antibodies today.
“Since it is inactivated, it will not last forever," she said.
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In the UAE’s arid climate, small shrubs, bushes and flower beds usually require about six litres of water per square metre, daily. That increases to 12 litres per square metre a day for small trees, and 300 litres for palm trees.
Horticulturists suggest the best time for watering is before 8am or after 6pm, when water won't be dried up by the sun.
A global report published by the Water Resources Institute in August, ranked the UAE 10th out of 164 nations where water supplies are most stretched.
The Emirates is the world’s third largest per capita water consumer after the US and Canada.
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Reigning Abu Dhabi World Pro champion in the 95kg division, virtually unbeatable in her weight class. Known for her pressure game but also dangerous with her back on the mat.
Nathiely de Jesus, 23, (Brazil)
Two-time World Pro champion renowned for her aggressive game. She is tall and most feared by her opponents for both her triangles and arm-bar attacks.
Thamara Ferreira, 24, (Brazil)
Since her brown belt days, Ferreira has been dominating the 70kg, in both the World Pro and the Grand Slams. With a very aggressive game.
Samantha Cook, 32, (Britain)
One of the biggest talents coming out of Europe in recent times. She is known for a highly technical game and bringing her A game to the table as always.
Kendall Reusing, 22, (USA)
Another young gun ready to explode in the big leagues. The Californian resident is a powerhouse in the -95kg division. Her duels with Pessanha have been highlights in the Grand Slams.
Martina Gramenius, 32, (Sweden)
Already a two-time Grand Slam champion in the current season. Gramenius won golds in the 70kg, in both in Moscow and Tokyo, to earn a spot in the inaugural Queen of Mats.
