Ahead of the end, here are the top moments from The Colbert Report



Stephen Colbert is the merriest of jesters, a lefty provocateur and master of satire, wrapped in the far-right garb of America's Red, White and Blue. But don't be fooled by the twinkle in his eye – behind his inspired idiocy he wields a razor-sharp dagger of social commentary that has slashed a wide, influential swath in his nine years as host of The Colbert Report.

As he tells his guests in the green room before every interview: “My character’s an idiot. Your job is to set him straight.”

But, in reality, it’s Colbert who gives the tune-up on-air, with the ensuing internet and social media tumult to hammer it home.

He's come a long way from the college kid who sold souvenirs in the concession stand of the famed Second City comedy troupe in Chicago, where he studied under fellow comedy actor Steve Carell, en route to glory as a Daily Show correspondent for Jon Stewart and then to his own gig on Comedy Central – which landed him on Time's list of The World's Most Influential People in 2006 and 2012.

Before his show, America and the world had never seen comedy quite like Colbert’s adopted persona: a star-spangled super patriot whose extreme political punditry and fearless questioning dealt body blows to the right-mongering likes of Fox News and Bill O’Reilly.

Colbert's caustic comedy style is, perhaps, best explained by Garry Trudeau, creator of the legendary Doonesbury comic strip, who told Time magazine: "On The Colbert Report, every day is Opposite Day. Because of how his humour works, the audience finds meaning through sustained inference, which is a lot more fun than it sounds."

When it comes to killing himself off, Colbert doesn’t fool around. His final guest has been announced as The Grim Reaper himself – affectionately known as “Grimmy” to Colbert fans.

Colbert will resurface when he replaces David Letterman as host of The Late Show next year.

Before the bald eagle in the show’s opening credits screams its last hurrah, here’s a look back at Colbert’s top moments:

COLBERT’S SUPER PAC

It rubbed him the wrong way when the US Supreme Court ruled that corporations have free-speech rights to spend unlimited cash on political advertising to elect or defeat candidates. So Colbert created his own Super PAC (Political Action Committee) – Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow. It raised more than US$1million (Dh3.67m) for political ads – but also for “normal administrative expenses, including but not limited to, luxury hotel stays, private jet travel, and PAC mementos from Saks Fifth Avenue and Neiman Marcus”. In the end, the money went to charity and Colbert won a Peabody Award for distinguished and meritorious public service for this brilliant parody in 2012.

COLBCHELLA

You don't cancel on Colbert – just ask Daft Punk. When France's electronic duo stood up the show in 2013 in favour of making a surprise appearance at the MTV Music Video Awards, Colbert declared "I've been Daft Punk'd" – then enlisted celebrity pals Bryan Cranston, Matt Damon, Jeff Bridges, Jimmy Fallon, Hugh Laurie and Jon Stewart to fill the void with their own rollicking dance moves to Get Lucky.

BURNING THE BUSH

Hailed by some as a watershed moment in US history – and standing mere inches from president George Bush at the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner in 2006 – Colbert as uber-patriot, delivered the most scathing face-to-face satirical critique of Bush’s eight-year administration, and taught the docile media in the room the true meaning of questioning authority. “I stand by this man,” he said. “I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble, and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message: that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound – with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world.”

THE ELEPHANT MAN

“Together we can create a reality that we all agree on,” says Colbert. In putting his concept of “wikiality” to the test in a segment of The Word, he directed viewers to go to Wikipedia to edit the post on elephants to read that their African population had tripled. They did. Wikipedia’s servers crashed. Editing privileges were revoked. And Colbert’s cultural sway did a victory strut on the global stage.

TRUTHINESS

One of the clever neologisms Colbert has added to the English language is “truthiness” – the difference between “thinking with your heart” and “knowing with your gut”, without regard to evidence, logic, intellectual examination or facts. The ­Merriam-Webster Dictionary selected it as its 2006 Word of the Year, beating second-place “google” by a 5-1 margin in a ­reader poll.

PLIGHT OF MIGRANT WORKERS

After working a day alongside migrant workers in upstate New York in 2010, Colbert testified humorously on their behalf, in character, before the House Judiciary Subcommittee on Immigration, Citizenship, and Border Security. As well as offering a video of his colonoscopy for the congressional record, Colbert in the end broke character to share his compassion: “I like talking about people who don’t have any power, and this seems like one of the least powerful people in the United States are migrant workers who come and do our work, but don’t have any rights as a result.”

NO BRIDGE TOO FAR

When Hungary’s Ministry of Transport announced an online contest to name a bridge over the Danube, in his Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger segment, Colbert asked viewers to vote for him. He won, with 17,231,724 votes in the first round alone – seven million more people than the population of Hungary. But before the name goes on the bridge, the Hungarian ambassador has informed him he must speak fluent Hungarian – and be deceased. Time will tell.

HOUSTON, WE’VE GOT A TREADMILL

In another voting victory for Colbert, Nasa now has a treadmill orbiting Earth on the International Space Station named COLBERT: Combined Operational Load Bearing External Resistance Treadmill.

GETTING HIS LICKS IN

In the sweetest tribute ever, ice cream wizards Ben & Jerry in 2007 unveiled a new flavour — Stephen Colbert’s AmeriCone Dream – with all proceeds going to good causes via the Stephen Colbert AmeriCone Dream Fund.

• The final episode of The Colbert Report is at 10.30pm on Friday on OSN First Comedy

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Notable salonnières of the Middle East through history

Al Khasan (Okaz, Saudi Arabia)

Tamadir bint Amr Al Harith, known simply as Al Khasan, was a poet from Najd famed for elegies, earning great renown for the eulogy of her brothers Mu’awiyah and Sakhr, both killed in tribal wars. Although not a salonnière, this prestigious 7th century poet fostered a culture of literary criticism and could be found standing in the souq of Okaz and reciting her poetry, publicly pronouncing her views and inviting others to join in the debate on scholarship. She later converted to Islam.

 

Maryana Marrash (Aleppo)

A poet and writer, Marrash helped revive the tradition of the salon and was an active part of the Nadha movement, or Arab Renaissance. Born to an established family in Aleppo in Ottoman Syria in 1848, Marrash was educated at missionary schools in Aleppo and Beirut at a time when many women did not receive an education. After touring Europe, she began to host salons where writers played chess and cards, competed in the art of poetry, and discussed literature and politics. An accomplished singer and canon player, music and dancing were a part of these evenings.

 

Princess Nazil Fadil (Cairo)

Princess Nazil Fadil gathered religious, literary and political elite together at her Cairo palace, although she stopped short of inviting women. The princess, a niece of Khedive Ismail, believed that Egypt’s situation could only be solved through education and she donated her own property to help fund the first modern Egyptian University in Cairo.

 

Mayy Ziyadah (Cairo)

Ziyadah was the first to entertain both men and women at her Cairo salon, founded in 1913. The writer, poet, public speaker and critic, her writing explored language, religious identity, language, nationalism and hierarchy. Born in Nazareth, Palestine, to a Lebanese father and Palestinian mother, her salon was open to different social classes and earned comparisons with souq of where Al Khansa herself once recited.

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  • Always ask for the dress code if you don’t know
  • Wear a white kandura, white ghutra / shemagh (headwear) and black shoes for work 
  • Wear 100 per cent cotton under the kandura as most fabrics are polyester

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UAE squad

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Fixtures

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Sunday, November 3 – UAE v Netherlands
Thursday, November 7 – UAE v Oman
Saturday, November 9 – Netherlands v UAE

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Stars: Ajay Devgn, Kareena Kapoor Khan, Ranveer Singh, Akshay Kumar, Tiger Shroff, Deepika Padukone

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How to protect yourself when air quality drops

Install an air filter in your home.

Close your windows and turn on the AC.

Shower or bath after being outside.

Wear a face mask.

Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.

If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.

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Museum of the Future in numbers
  •  78 metres is the height of the museum
  •  30,000 square metres is its total area
  •  17,000 square metres is the length of the stainless steel facade
  •  14 kilometres is the length of LED lights used on the facade
  •  1,024 individual pieces make up the exterior 
  •  7 floors in all, with one for administrative offices
  •  2,400 diagonally intersecting steel members frame the torus shape
  •  100 species of trees and plants dot the gardens
  •  Dh145 is the price of a ticket

Electoral College Victory

Trump has so far secured 295 Electoral College votes, according to the Associated Press, exceeding the 270 needed to win. Only Nevada and Arizona remain to be called, and both swing states are leaning Republican. Trump swept all five remaining swing states, North Carolina, Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin, sealing his path to victory and giving him a strong mandate. 

 

Popular Vote Tally

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Based: Dubai, UAE

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The top three teams progress to the Asia Qualifier

Final: UAE beat Qatar by nine wickets

Third-place play-off: Kuwait beat Saudi Arabia by five runs

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2 Qatar 5 4 1 8

3 Saudi 5 3 2 6

4 Kuwait 5 2 3 4

5 Bahrain 5 1 4 2

6 Maldives 5 0 5 0

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Mini John Cooper Works Clubman and Mini John Cooper Works Countryman

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Gran Gala del Calcio 2019 winners

Best Player: Cristiano Ronaldo (Juventus)
Best Coach: Gian Piero Gasperini (Atalanta)
Best Referee: Gianluca Rocchi
Best Goal: Fabio Quagliarella (Sampdoria vs Napoli)
Best Team: Atalanta​​​​​​​
Best XI: Samir Handanovic (Inter); Aleksandar Kolarov (Roma), Giorgio Chiellini (Juventus), Kalidou Koulibaly (Napoli), Joao Cancelo (Juventus*); Miralem Pjanic (Juventus), Josip Ilicic (Atalanta), Nicolo Barella (Cagliari*); Fabio Quagliarella (Sampdoria), Cristiano Ronaldo (Juventus), Duvan Zapata (Atalanta)
Serie B Best Young Player: Sandro Tonali (Brescia)
Best Women’s Goal: Thaisa (Milan vs Juventus)
Best Women’s Player: Manuela Giugliano (Milan)
Best Women’s XI: Laura Giuliani (Milan); Alia Guagni (Fiorentina), Sara Gama (Juventus), Cecilia Salvai (Juventus), Elisa Bartoli (Roma); Aurora Galli (Juventus), Manuela Giugliano (Roma), Valentina Cernoia (Juventus); Valentina Giacinti (Milan), Ilaria Mauro (Fiorentina), Barbara Bonansea (Juventus)

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