Bollywood producers have long been accused of putting commercially driven senseless plots ahead of good storytelling.
Shah Rukh Khan's critically panned box office blockbuster Dilwale, for example, was declared worst film of 2015 at this week's Golden Kela Awards.
While disappointed cinemagoers can do little but complain about wasted time and money, an Indian comedy troupe has found opportunity in Bollywood’s failure.
East India Comedy — which was founded in 2012 and features Sorabh Pant, Sahil Shah and Sapan Verma — hosts a YouTube channel with 337,000 followers. They have created mercilessly witty and opinionated sketches that amusingly illustrate bad Hindi-film reviews from last year.
They will be performing as part of the AKS Nights at Emirates Towers on Friday. Verma says they have no qualms about naming and shaming bad films and filmmakers.
What’s is in store for the UAE audience?
aWe are going to diss all of the horrible Bollywood movies that came out last year. The idea is that it's us versus Bollywood and we divide the movies into categories. There's one where we compare Bollywood action films to Hollywood action movies. Sorabh will be rating the children of movie stars who are actors, and we will be giving our two cents on some of the worst songs. I will be joking about plagiarism — did you know Prem Ratan Dhan Payo had a scene copied from Game of Thrones?
So a bad year in Bollywood means a fantastic year for EIC?
Yes, every year 60 per cent of Bollywood films are horrible and 40 per cent are great. Our aim with the show is not to downgrade the industry — we also acknowledge the good movies, such as Talvar, Piku and Badlapur. But there are always some directors who never disappoint when it comes to giving the audience a bad film — such as Sajid Khan.
With the concern about intolerance in India, does it take much to offend people?
I think it’s more the case with content we put online than our offline shows. We can never tell who is watching our content. People tend to get offended online easily. You could have said the nicest thing, but you will find someone to hate you for it. We don’t let it bother us because comedy is about sharing an opinion backed by logical facts, and there will always be an audience for it.
There has been a recent boom of YouTube comedians in India. Is it becoming saturated?
India still has only 40 or so big comedians, compared with the thousands in the United States and United Kingdom. There is a lot of potential and work to go around. I think the younger generation are realising that this needn’t be a hobby and that you can make a career in comedy.
How do you want the comedy scene to develop in India?
There is a need for more venues for comedy, not just in India but Dubai, too. A lot of the comedy happens at bars and restaurants or hired halls. What we need is more comedy clubs.
• EIC vs Bollywood by AKS Nights is at Emirates Towers on Friday from 8pm. Tickets start at Dh100 at www.platinumlist.net. Check out EIC at www.youtube.com/user/EastIndiaComedy
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Name: Qyubic
Started: October 2023
Founder: Namrata Raina
Based: Dubai
Sector: E-commerce
Current number of staff: 10
Investment stage: Pre-seed
Initial investment: Undisclosed
From Zero
Artist: Linkin Park
Label: Warner Records
Number of tracks: 11
Rating: 4/5
The biog
Name: Salem Alkarbi
Age: 32
Favourite Al Wasl player: Alexandre Oliveira
First started supporting Al Wasl: 7
Biggest rival: Al Nasr
Electoral College Victory
Trump has so far secured 295 Electoral College votes, according to the Associated Press, exceeding the 270 needed to win. Only Nevada and Arizona remain to be called, and both swing states are leaning Republican. Trump swept all five remaining swing states, North Carolina, Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin, sealing his path to victory and giving him a strong mandate.
Popular Vote Tally
The count is ongoing, but Trump currently leads with nearly 51 per cent of the popular vote to Harris’s 47.6 per cent. Trump has over 72.2 million votes, while Harris trails with approximately 67.4 million.
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COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Almnssa
Started: August 2020
Founder: Areej Selmi
Based: Gaza
Sectors: Internet, e-commerce
Investments: Grants/private funding
When Umm Kulthum performed in Abu Dhabi
Known as The Lady of Arabic Song, Umm Kulthum performed in Abu Dhabi on November 28, 1971, as part of celebrations for the fifth anniversary of the accession of Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan as Ruler of Abu Dhabi. A concert hall was constructed for the event on land that is now Al Nahyan Stadium, behind Al Wahda Mall. The audience were treated to many of Kulthum's most well-known songs as part of the sold-out show, including Aghadan Alqak and Enta Omri.
Wicked
Director: Jon M Chu
Stars: Cynthia Erivo, Ariana Grande, Jonathan Bailey
Kanguva
Director: Siva
Stars: Suriya, Bobby Deol, Disha Patani, Yogi Babu, Redin Kingsley
Various Artists
Habibi Funk: An Eclectic Selection Of Music From The Arab World (Habibi Funk)
COMPANY PROFILE
Founders: Alhaan Ahmed, Alyina Ahmed and Maximo Tettamanzi
Total funding: Self funded
Bert van Marwijk factfile
Born: May 19 1952
Place of birth: Deventer, Netherlands
Playing position: Midfielder
Teams managed:
1998-2000 Fortuna Sittard
2000-2004 Feyenoord
2004-2006 Borussia Dortmund
2007-2008 Feyenoord
2008-2012 Netherlands
2013-2014 Hamburg
2015-2017 Saudi Arabia
2018 Australia
Major honours (manager):
2001/02 Uefa Cup, Feyenoord
2007/08 KNVB Cup, Feyenoord
World Cup runner-up, Netherlands
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Singham Again
Director: Rohit Shetty
Stars: Ajay Devgn, Kareena Kapoor Khan, Ranveer Singh, Akshay Kumar, Tiger Shroff, Deepika Padukone
Rating: 3/5
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Nayanthara: Beyond The Fairy Tale
Starring: Nayanthara, Vignesh Shivan, Radhika Sarathkumar, Nagarjuna Akkineni
Director: Amith Krishnan
Rating: 3.5/5
The biog
Job: Fitness entrepreneur, body-builder and trainer
Favourite superhero: Batman
Favourite quote: We must become the change we want to see, by Mahatma Gandhi.
Favourite car: Lamborghini
It's up to you to go green
Nils El Accad, chief executive and owner of Organic Foods and Café, says going green is about “lifestyle and attitude” rather than a “money change”; people need to plan ahead to fill water bottles in advance and take their own bags to the supermarket, he says.
“People always want someone else to do the work; it doesn’t work like that,” he adds. “The first step: you have to consciously make that decision and change.”
When he gets a takeaway, says Mr El Accad, he takes his own glass jars instead of accepting disposable aluminium containers, paper napkins and plastic tubs, cutlery and bags from restaurants.
He also plants his own crops and herbs at home and at the Sheikh Zayed store, from basil and rosemary to beans, squashes and papayas. “If you’re going to water anything, better it be tomatoes and cucumbers, something edible, than grass,” he says.
“All this throwaway plastic - cups, bottles, forks - has to go first,” says Mr El Accad, who has banned all disposable straws, whether plastic or even paper, from the café chain.
One of the latest changes he has implemented at his stores is to offer refills of liquid laundry detergent, to save plastic. The two brands Organic Foods stocks, Organic Larder and Sonnett, are both “triple-certified - you could eat the product”.
The Organic Larder detergent will soon be delivered in 200-litre metal oil drums before being decanted into 20-litre containers in-store.
Customers can refill their bottles at least 30 times before they start to degrade, he says. Organic Larder costs Dh35.75 for one litre and Dh62 for 2.75 litres and refills will cost 15 to 20 per cent less, Mr El Accad says.
But while there are savings to be had, going green tends to come with upfront costs and extra work and planning. Are we ready to refill bottles rather than throw them away? “You have to change,” says Mr El Accad. “I can only make it available.”
The low down
Producers: Uniglobe Entertainment & Vision Films
Director: Namrata Singh Gujral
Cast: Rajkummar Rao, Nargis Fakhri, Bo Derek, Candy Clark
Rating: 2/5
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Six pitfalls to avoid when trading company stocks
Following fashion
Investing is cyclical, buying last year's winners often means holding this year's losers.
Losing your balance
You end up with too much exposure to an individual company or sector that has taken your fancy.
Being over active
If you chop and change your portfolio too often, dealing charges will eat up your gains.
Running your losers
Investors hate admitting mistakes and hold onto bad stocks hoping they will come good.
Selling in a panic
If you sell up when the market drops, you have locked yourself out of the recovery.
Timing the market
Even the best investor in the world cannot consistently call market movements.
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Director: Alfonso Cuaron
Stars: Cate Blanchett, Kevin Kline, Lesley Manville
Rating: 4/5
Rashid & Rajab
Director: Mohammed Saeed Harib
Stars: Shadi Alfons, Marwan Abdullah, Doaa Mostafa Ragab
Two stars out of five
UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FIXTURES
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Besiktas v RB Leipzig
Monaco v Porto
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Wednesday
Basel v Benfica
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Anderlecht v Celtic
Qarabag v Roma (8pm)
Atletico Madrid v Chelsea
Juventus v Olympiakos
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