Most politicians have to wait until the end of their careers before they're immortalised in some sort of art form. The gloss of Tony Blair's first few years in office had long worn off by the time a plethora of films and plays appeared. Barack Obama is, of course, different. He'd written two best-selling books before he'd even accepted the Democratic nomination. A remix of one of his speeches, "Yes We Can", has been seen by more than 20 million people online. Like him or loathe him, he has single-handedly made the presidential race an event of unprecedentedly glossy global interest.
There was, however, one thing missing: a musical. That cultural void has now been filled by the subtly named The Obama Musical, which premiered in a 60-seater pub theatre in a quiet suburb of West London on Sunday evening.
Music, musicians and politics have often mixed, if not always successfully. In the 1960s, the likes of Bob Dylan and Joan Baez made a major impact on Britain's national consciousness. During the 2004 US presidential race, Springsteen, REM, Pearl Jam, the Dave Matthews Band, the Dixie Chicks and others teamed up with the anti-Bush group MoveOn.org for the "Vote for Change" tour. It didn't work too well. Was The Obama Musical to be the British equivalent of Bruce Springsteen telling a crowd of 11,000 at a concert at Eastern Michigan University on Monday to "take America back" by voting for Barack?
I should perhaps, at this point, declare an interest - or rather a lack of interest. In one of the more bizarre telephone conversations of my life, I took a call from the Obama show's writer, Teddy Hayes, a couple of months ago in which he asked whether I'd like to co-produce an America-wide tour of his show and my own musical, Blair on Broadway, which had a brief run in the West End earlier this year. I said no. On Sunday night, I was keen to see if I had made a dreadful mistake.
My uncharitable reaction on first taking a cramped seat in the overheated basement was that I had probably saved myself rather a lot of money. A hastily constructed "Obama 4 Prez" sign ran across the three-metre stage. The opening scene contained a joke about John McCain wearing nappies - "I can see the headlines now: 'Leaks from incontinent president's office causes flood of controversy'" - which would have embarrassed a five-year-old, let alone a published author of a string of detective novels such as Hayes.
More surprisingly, the title turned out to be rather more subtle than I had thought, for the show didn't feature Obama at all, apart from a surreal scene in which an ageing political junkie dances with a man in an Obama mask, played, incidentally, by the same actor who portrayed Tony Blair's spin doctor Alastair Campbell in Blair on Broadway. It's a small world of fringe, political musicals in London.
The action in Obama takes place in an unidentified regional office of the Obama campaign. The plot, such as it is, is that the daughter of the marketing director, Curtis, has been caught in a bar by a conservative journalist, Russell Frapp, who writes up a scurrilous report. Curtis goes round to confront him and everyone makes up, prompting a song about "change" and understanding one another. Then, it's suddenly announced that the campaign has run out of money so the staffers decide to put on a musical about Obama in order to raise more funds (from personal experience, I know this is a very bad way to go about raising money). A policeman appears and is seduced. A cheerleader appears and is rebuffed. A McCain mole is uncovered and thrown out. And then the cast of 11 all appear on a stage the size of a postage stamp, looking as if they're waiting for a train on the London underground, and sing a song, like a Producers-style musical within a musical, about how wonderful Obama is. The telephone rings. Obama is in town, two days before the election, but still has time to pop into watch their hastily assembled show. He's going to be there in half an hour. And then that's it. Curtain.
I'm paraphrasing, of course, but not, I think, unfairly. The fact is, it contains three good songs out of 14, a lengthy discussion of a dream involving a naked Condoleezza Rice while Bush looks on in polka-dotted underwear, rather too many puerile jokes and a scene in which one of the staffers sits cross-legged on the floor and imagines Buddhist monks helping their cause by chanting, "Obamamamamamamama".
"I came up with the idea when I was doing a music video to support Obama to put on to YouTube," Hayes said. "I met some of the people from the Obama campaign in London and I thought that it might be a funny idea to present a musical about people involved in working behind the scenes in a campaign."
His research on the strange, egocentric breed who work in political back offices has clearly paid off. Although it is difficult to imagine Obama enjoying his current poll leads if his support staff really were this useless, they are a diverse and entertaining group.
Curtis, the marketing director, is tired of writing pamphlets with names like "Obama: the chosen one", and wants to be somebody himself. "Mad Mary" is a fiftysomething political junkie who got together with the student leader of the seventh grade and has obsessed over pretty much every politico since. A delivery girl pretends to change her vote on a daily basis depending on how much each campaign office tips her. A stressed boss works 20-hour days at being "the perfect organiser" while her husband has affairs. In addition to the mole, there are two other people - one white, one black - in the office considering voting Republican. Their moving duet in Act II, He's a Negro, in which the black, naturally Republican staffer sings, "I must vote for him", while his white, naturally Republican colleague sings, "I can't vote for him" makes a rare intelligent political point. The bar, however, has been set rather low by this stage.
The friendships and rivalries are also brought out well by the director, Tim McArthur (who I last saw in a fat suit playing John Prescott in Blair on Broadway). McArthur's intention - I'm not sure if this was his remit - was to "put the camp back into campaigning". In this he is undoubtedly successful, notably in a good jazz number about money featuring dancing girls wearing dollar bills and a song about telephone canvassing involving a complex dance routine replete with flexes.
Hayes hopes to tour with the production, "first in England, then in other countries, maybe even Abu Dhabi, then later in the States". He is so likeable and engaging that it is impossible not to wish him well. It is, however, also impossible to imagine the play succeeding in its current format. On the one hand, it almost works as a charming, self-contained snapshot of any political campaign at any time. In which case, it would require a title change and an excision of all the good stuff at the end. On the other hand, if it really is The Obama Musical, why is there so little political insight? Why, for example, isn't Sarah Palin mentioned even once?
"For me she isn't really an important player but an expedient political strategy for McCain that doesn't seem to be working," argues Hayes. "Remember Geraldine Ferraro? I bet you don't. She was the woman democratic vice-president running mate for Walter Mondale in 1984. I think Sarah Palin will follow the same path to obscurity."
But still, surely he could have had more fun with her than with McCain nappy jokes. And why do people occasionally pop in at random and mention that the polls are up or down as if that will suffice for external narrative? Why does the whole plot turn on the fact that the campaign has run out of money when Obama's campaign is well known to be the best funded in history?
None of this entirely spoils what is essentially an enjoyable romp. In terms of political impact, The Obama Musical is more Dixie Chicks than Dylan, but like many in the world, I woke up the next day with Obama on my mind, only this time I had a tune to put to it.
Results
ATP Dubai Championships on Monday (x indicates seed):
First round
Roger Federer (SUI x2) bt Philipp Kohlschreiber (GER) 6-4, 3-6, 6-1
Fernando Verdasco (ESP) bt Thomas Fabbiano (ITA) 3-6, 6-3, 6-2
Marton Fucsovics (HUN) bt Damir Dzumhur (BIH) 6-1, 7-6 (7/5)
Nikoloz Basilashvili (GEO) bt Karen Khachanov (RUS x4) 6-4, 6-1
Jan-Lennard Struff (GER) bt Milos Raonic (CAN x7) 6-4, 5-7, 6-4
A State of Passion
Directors: Carol Mansour and Muna Khalidi
Stars: Dr Ghassan Abu-Sittah
Rating: 4/5
The Brutalist
Director: Brady Corbet
Stars: Adrien Brody, Felicity Jones, Guy Pearce, Joe Alwyn
Rating: 3.5/5
Three ways to get a gratitude glow
By committing to at least one of these daily, you can bring more gratitude into your life, says Ong.
- During your morning skincare routine, name five things you are thankful for about yourself.
- As you finish your skincare routine, look yourself in the eye and speak an affirmation, such as: “I am grateful for every part of me, including my ability to take care of my skin.”
- In the evening, take some deep breaths, notice how your skin feels, and listen for what your skin is grateful for.
Analysis
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ENGLAND TEAM
England (15-1)
George Furbank; Jonny May, Manu Tuilagi, Owen Farrell (capt), Elliot Daly; George Ford, Ben Youngs; Tom Curry, Sam Underhill, Courtney Lawes; Charlie Ewels, Maro Itoje; Kyle Sinckler, Jamie George, Joe Marler
Replacements: Luke Cowan-Dickie, Ellis Genge, Will Stuart, George Kruis, Lewis Ludlam, Willi Heinz, Ollie Devoto, Jonathan Joseph
2025 Fifa Club World Cup groups
Group A: Palmeiras, Porto, Al Ahly, Inter Miami.
Group B: Paris Saint-Germain, Atletico Madrid, Botafogo, Seattle.
Group C: Bayern Munich, Auckland City, Boca Juniors, Benfica.
Group D: Flamengo, ES Tunis, Chelsea, Leon.
Group E: River Plate, Urawa, Monterrey, Inter Milan.
Group F: Fluminense, Borussia Dortmund, Ulsan, Mamelodi Sundowns.
Group G: Manchester City, Wydad, Al Ain, Juventus.
Group H: Real Madrid, Al Hilal, Pachuca, Salzburg.
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JAPANESE GRAND PRIX INFO
Schedule (All times UAE)
First practice: Friday, 5-6.30am
Second practice: Friday, 9-10.30am
Third practice: Saturday, 7-8am
Qualifying: Saturday, 10-11am
Race: Sunday, 9am-midday
Race venue: Suzuka International Racing Course
Circuit Length: 5.807km
Number of Laps: 53
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Going grey? A stylist's advice
If you’re going to go grey, a great style, well-cared for hair (in a sleek, classy style, like a bob), and a young spirit and attitude go a long way, says Maria Dowling, founder of the Maria Dowling Salon in Dubai.
It’s easier to go grey from a lighter colour, so you may want to do that first. And this is the time to try a shorter style, she advises. Then a stylist can introduce highlights, start lightening up the roots, and let it fade out. Once it’s entirely grey, a purple shampoo will prevent yellowing.
“Get professional help – there’s no other way to go around it,” she says. “And don’t just let it grow out because that looks really bad. Put effort into it: properly condition, straighten, get regular trims, make sure it’s glossy.”
ABU DHABI ORDER OF PLAY
Starting at 10am:
Daria Kasatkina v Qiang Wang
Veronika Kudermetova v Annet Kontaveit (10)
Maria Sakkari (9) v Anastasia Potapova
Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova v Ons Jabeur (15)
Donna Vekic (16) v Bernarda Pera
Ekaterina Alexandrova v Zarina Diyas
MATCH INFO
Manchester United 6 (McTominay 2', 3'; Fernandes 20', 70' pen; Lindelof 37'; James 65')
Leeds United 2 (Cooper 41'; Dallas 73')
Man of the match: Scott McTominay (Manchester United)
DRIVERS' CHAMPIONSHIP STANDINGS
1. Sebastian Vettel (Ferrari) 171 points
2. Lewis Hamilton (Mercedes-GP) 151
3. Valtteri Bottas (Mercedes-GP) 136
4. Daniel Ricciardo (Red Bull Racing) 107
5. Kimi Raikkonen (Ferrari) 83
6. Sergio Perez (Force India) 50
7. Max Verstappen (Red Bull Racing) 45
8. Esteban Ocon (Force India) 39
9. Carlos Sainz (Torro Rosso) 29
10. Felipe Massa (Williams) 22
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Kumulus Water
Started: 2021
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
The specs: McLaren 600LT
Price, base: Dh914,000
Engine: 3.8-litre twin-turbo V8
Transmission: Seven-speed automatic
Power: 600hp @ 7,500rpm
Torque: 620Nm @ 5,500rpm
Fuel economy 12.2.L / 100km
Schedule:
Friday, January 12: Six fourball matches
Saturday, January 13: Six foursome (alternate shot) matches
Sunday, January 14: 12 singles
Know before you go
- Jebel Akhdar is a two-hour drive from Muscat airport or a six-hour drive from Dubai. It’s impossible to visit by car unless you have a 4x4. Phone ahead to the hotel to arrange a transfer.
- If you’re driving, make sure your insurance covers Oman.
- By air: Budget airlines Air Arabia, Flydubai and SalamAir offer direct routes to Muscat from the UAE.
- Tourists from the Emirates (UAE nationals not included) must apply for an Omani visa online before arrival at evisa.rop.gov.om. The process typically takes several days.
- Flash floods are probable due to the terrain and a lack of drainage. Always check the weather before venturing into any canyons or other remote areas and identify a plan of escape that includes high ground, shelter and parking where your car won’t be overtaken by sudden downpours.
One in four Americans don't plan to retire
Nearly a quarter of Americans say they never plan to retire, according to a poll that suggests a disconnection between individuals' retirement plans and the realities of ageing in the workforce.
Experts say illness, injury, layoffs and caregiving responsibilities often force older workers to leave their jobs sooner than they'd like.
According to the poll from The Associated Press-NORC Centre for Public Affairs Research, 23 per cent of workers, including nearly two in 10 of those over 50, don't expect to stop working. Roughly another quarter of Americans say they will continue working beyond their 65th birthday.
According to government data, about one in five people 65 and older was working or actively looking for a job in June. The study surveyed 1,423 adults in February this year.
For many, money has a lot to do with the decision to keep working.
"The average retirement age that we see in the data has gone up a little bit, but it hasn't gone up that much," says Anqi Chen, assistant director of savings research at the Centre for Retirement Research at Boston College. "So people have to live in retirement much longer, and they may not have enough assets to support themselves in retirement."
When asked how financially comfortable they feel about retirement, 14 per cent of Americans under the age of 50 and 29 per cent over 50 say they feel extremely or very prepared, according to the poll. About another four in 10 older adults say they do feel somewhat prepared, while just about one-third feel unprepared.
"One of the things about thinking about never retiring is that you didn't save a whole lot of money," says Ronni Bennett, 78, who was pushed out of her job as a New York City-based website editor at 63.
She searched for work in the immediate aftermath of her layoff, a process she describes as akin to "banging my head against a wall." Finding Manhattan too expensive without a steady stream of income, she eventually moved to Portland, Maine. A few years later, she moved again, to Lake Oswego, Oregon. "Sometimes I fantasise that if I win the lottery, I'd go back to New York," says Ms Bennett.
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