Office Christmas Party
Directors: Will Speck, Josh Gordon
Stars: Jason Bateman, Jennifer Aniston, TJ Miller, Olivia Munn, Kate McKinnon
Two stars
A comedy based around that age-old tradition, where colleagues drink too much, cavort and regret it all in the morning, this Hollywood Yuletide offering is unlikely to leave you feeling full of the festive spirit.
Co-directed by Will Speck and Josh Gordon (who also made the much better Will Ferrell ice skating comedy, Blades of Glory), Office Christmas Party is set in a floundering Los Angeles branch of a tech company run by Jennifer Aniston's heartless chief executive, Carol. Christmas Carol? Hmm ...
In any case, we know she is the Scrooge of the story because she is mean to a child in an airport.
The office is managed by her brother, the hapless but happy Clay (Deadpool's barman, the likeable TJ Miller). But when Carol threatens to shut the branch unless Clay and his staff close a big deal, he decides to throw a massive Christmas shindig to impress the potentially business-saving client (Courtney B Vance).
Among the party organisers are Jason Bateman as newly-divorced Josh, and Olivia Munn as bright-spark tech wiz Tracey.
Naturally, the party gets out of control (as all Hollywood bashes inevitably do), although this does not go down the dark and doom-laden route that something like Project X did. These are responsible adults after all, not adolescents, and they need their jobs.
Romance bubbles under nicely enough between Bateman and Munn, and Vance has a blast – his daredevil stunt that ends painfully gets one of the biggest laughs of the film.
Scripted by Justin Malen and Laura Solon, the screenplay also boasts the fingerprints of Dan Mazer, whose back catalogue includes Sasha Baron Cohen's Borat and Brüno.
However, there is nothing remotely as gut-busting or edgy as either of those films here. There are some jokes involving sex and drugs but nothing you would call cutting-edge comedy.
There is a lot of reverence for the Fast & The Furious franchise too. But don't get too excited – the action doesn't come close to the world of Dominic Toretto.
Fans of the recent Ghostbusters reboot will at least get to see Kate McKinnon again, this time playing a politically correct office worker who discovers her wild side. But rarely does the film offer anything more than half-hearted laughs.
It won’t ruin your holiday season but it certainly will not improve it. If this was a Christmas gift, you would probably take it back to the shop to exchange.
* James Mottram
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Name: Thndr
Started: 2019
Co-founders: Ahmad Hammouda and Seif Amr
Sector: FinTech
Headquarters: Egypt
UAE base: Hub71, Abu Dhabi
Current number of staff: More than 150
Funds raised: $22 million
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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
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Email sent to Uber team from chief executive Dara Khosrowshahi
From: Dara
To: Team@
Date: March 25, 2019 at 11:45pm PT
Subj: Accelerating in the Middle East
Five years ago, Uber launched in the Middle East. It was the start of an incredible journey, with millions of riders and drivers finding new ways to move and work in a dynamic region that’s become so important to Uber. Now Pakistan is one of our fastest-growing markets in the world, women are driving with Uber across Saudi Arabia, and we chose Cairo to launch our first Uber Bus product late last year.
Today we are taking the next step in this journey—well, it’s more like a leap, and a big one: in a few minutes, we’ll announce that we’ve agreed to acquire Careem. Importantly, we intend to operate Careem independently, under the leadership of co-founder and current CEO Mudassir Sheikha. I’ve gotten to know both co-founders, Mudassir and Magnus Olsson, and what they have built is truly extraordinary. They are first-class entrepreneurs who share our platform vision and, like us, have launched a wide range of products—from digital payments to food delivery—to serve consumers.
I expect many of you will ask how we arrived at this structure, meaning allowing Careem to maintain an independent brand and operate separately. After careful consideration, we decided that this framework has the advantage of letting us build new products and try new ideas across not one, but two, strong brands, with strong operators within each. Over time, by integrating parts of our networks, we can operate more efficiently, achieve even lower wait times, expand new products like high-capacity vehicles and payments, and quicken the already remarkable pace of innovation in the region.
This acquisition is subject to regulatory approval in various countries, which we don’t expect before Q1 2020. Until then, nothing changes. And since both companies will continue to largely operate separately after the acquisition, very little will change in either teams’ day-to-day operations post-close. Today’s news is a testament to the incredible business our team has worked so hard to build.
It’s a great day for the Middle East, for the region’s thriving tech sector, for Careem, and for Uber.
Uber on,
Dara
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