In Karen Russell’s quirky collection of bizarre and wildly inventive short stories Vampires in the Lemon Grove, a group of former American presidents find themselves reincarnated as horses. Tim Sloan / AFP
In Karen Russell’s quirky collection of bizarre and wildly inventive short stories Vampires in the Lemon Grove, a group of former American presidents find themselves reincarnated as horses. Tim Sloan Show more

Karen Russell's Vampires in the Lemon Grove bizzare and wildly inventive



A book's epigraph speaks volumes about the writer who has appropriated it. The thematic words at the beginning of Karen Russell's 2011 debut novel Swamplandia! contain a cluster of witty, riddling lines full of skewed logic from Lewis Carroll's Through the Looking-Glass. An inspired and apposite choice, but then we would expect no less. Not every writer can pull this off. Bad writers graft lines from great books onto their average offerings either because their delusions of grandeur make them believe both books are kindred spirits or because they hope the classic can lend gravitas and insight and thus elevate their inferior effort. Good writers, on the other hand - and Russell is undeniably one - judiciously choose and affix epigraphs that touch on or tap into one of their book's concerns. Swamplandia! is a Southern Gothic medley of ghosts, grief and alligator-wrestling, its surrealist antics exuberant but never so as to engulf the ever-present streak of genuine human emotion - not unlike the Alice books, then.

Just by scanning the title of Russell's second collection of short stories, Vampires in the Lemon Grove, we realise we are in for another madcap ride down the rabbit hole. Each of the eight tales here is wildly inventive, some fiendishly bizarre. The title story is representative of the lot. On the first page we are introduced to an ageing man called Clyde, who sits in a lemon orchard in Sorrento watching the fruit ripen and fall. Before we have turned the page Russell pulls the rug from under us and sledgehammers us with a devious twist: visitors think he is a widower, an old man who has survived his children - "They never guess that I am a vampire."

Our expectations are toppled as Russell unveils a new plane of reality. We meet Clyde's beau and fellow vampire, Magreb, both of whom feast on lemons in the hope of assuaging their thirst for blood. Clyde looks back on his youth and recalls how Magreb taught him to lose his fear of daylight and garlic and encouraged him to swap his coffin for a real bed. He admits that back then "I was no suave viscount, just a teenager in a red velvet cape, awkward and voracious" - that appetite compelling him to drink pints of blood per day. So far so conventional, albeit for a tale with an absurd premise. But Russell counterpoises these standard tropes with a rich seam of humour ("I can tell you're not a morning person," Magreb tells the daylight-shy Clyde) and welcome dollops of pathos (Clyde used to be able to transmute into a bat several times a night but now struggles). Russell keeps the best for last, changing tack and bringing in tension as a young girl with an inviting neck appears. Suddenly Clyde is querying the efficacy of lemons as a substitute for blood and, like an addict coming undone, doubts he can keep his cravings for blood at bay.

Other stories dispense with the manic strain and go all-out odd. Reeling for the Empire and The Barn at the End of Our Term deal with fantastic conversions and so owe more to Kafka's Metamorphosis. The first tale, set in imperial Japan, focuses on a group of girls who, after being drugged by a transformation-inducing tea, become conscripted as "reelers" - "Some kind of hybrid creature, part kaiko, silkworm caterpillar, and part human female." The second, equally strange tale swaps silkworm-women in Japan for horse-men in a godforsaken barn in what is probably Kentucky. A group of former American presidents find themselves reincarnated as horses: "Whig, Federalist, Democrat, Republican" are now Clydesdales, palominos and skewbald pintos.

Russell's ingenuity is validated by her insistence of tricksy detail. Her enslaved Japanese mutant-girls, some from poor stock, others the daughters of samurai, have all been duped into grinding work in Nowhere Mill by the evil Recruitment Agent. There the Machine empties the girls of their thread. A blind woman called the zookeeper feeds them mulberry leaves in exchange for the skeins. The detail in Russell's other story, while just as vivid, is more comic and more tightly woven to enhance the unreality of the presidents' new equine existences. Eisenhower is in denial, refusing to "own up to his own mane and tail"; Woodrow Wilson "paws at the stall floor" as he dreams of restoring peace to the world; Warren Harding is a "flatulent roan pony who can't digest grass". They look back on their administrations, debate politics ("What are you, a stallion incumbent or a spineless nag?") and ponder whether the other animals also have human biographies (Wilson believing the suffragettes "came back as kicky rabbits").

Elsewhere, Russell keeps tales top-heavy with reality, only drip-feeding in the absurdity, which in a sense renders them even more disorientating. The Seagull Army Descends on Strong Beach, 1979 begins as a down-to-earth tale of teenage travails and angst, until protagonist Nal locates a tree hollow crammed with seagull plunder - comprising human artefacts lost not from the past but from the future. In the longest story here, The New Veterans, Beverley, a massage therapist, admires a patient-soldier's back tattoo depicting a fallen comrade's "death day" in Iraq, and the more she listens to his war anecdotes the more forcibly she is drawn into the tattoo and the heat of battle. And in The Graveless Doll of Eric Mutis, Larry, a school bully, comes across a scarecrow resembling a former victim, and finally has his conscience pricked by the effigy's daily erosion.

In each of these tales Russell's flighty or beleaguered characters are altered by the distorted reality she inflicts on them. Nal is adamant the seagulls are "cosmic scavengers" that are "messing with our futures". The tattoo, for all its grotesqueness, is a rabbit-hole that mesmerises the Alice-like Beverley. The scarecrow's bit-by-bit dismemberment is a taunt for the tormented Larry. The more impressionable a character is, the better Russell's stories are, for they allow her to act more subtly. She sprinkles the lightest dusting of fantasy and her creations' imaginations run riot.

That Russell's imagination routinely runs riot, unquenchably in places, is no small feat. We read her and are captivated by her hyperactive talent, and at the same time feel such shape-shifting and reality-mutating is all so effortless for her, as if all she has to do to conjure up another tale is root around in a self-replenishing box of tricks. Closer readings, however, reveal that her seeming abundance does have its limits. Certain ideas feed off or dovetail into one another. Her silk slave and presidents-as-horses tales both end identically with bids for freedom (and a return to normality); the Agent in that first tale is as mysterious and forbidding as the Inspector in a story called Proving Up; and dead mothers haunt Beverley the massage-therapist and the girls in Swamplandia! Images are also recycled: a rabbit makes "a white comma" between Larry and his bullied victim and "The red commas of two fires" is a line in one of Nal's poems; Japanese noblewomen are as "graceful as calligraphy" and Beverley observes a flock of geese in flight, "as gracefully spaced as writing". There are also moments where Russell simply overeggs her metaphorical mix. "They made a sound like gargled light" is baffling, whereas Clyde the vampire walking beneath "a chandelier of furry bodies, heartbeats wrapped in wings" succeeds in being strangely beautiful.

But no sooner have we quibbled than along comes another impressive stream of dark, baffling visions and warped sensibilities to magic us all over again. It's true that such tales will not be to everyone's taste, not least the full-throttle splurge of insanity which is Dougbert Shackleton's Rules for Antarctic Tailgating, a story charting the "Team Krill vs Team Whale match" at the South Pole "Food Chain Games" - which in actual fact is every bit as fun and zany as its title. For those that like their fiction to operate on a different agenda from the norm, and for life to be read as absurdity-tinged reality, they could do worse than pick up Vampires in the Lemon Grove and lose themselves in Karen Russell's many weird and wonderful worlds.

Malcolm Forbes is a freelance essayist and reviewer.

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Australia World Cup squad

Aaron Finch (capt), Usman Khawaja, David Warner, Steve Smith, Shaun Marsh, Glenn Maxwell, Marcus Stoinis, Alex Carey, Pat Cummins, Mitchell Starc, Jhye Richardson, Nathan Coulter-Nile, Jason Behrendorff, Nathan Lyon, Adam Zampa

UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Indoor cricket World Cup:
Insportz, Dubai, September 16-23

UAE fixtures:
Men

Saturday, September 16 – 1.45pm, v New Zealand
Sunday, September 17 – 10.30am, v Australia; 3.45pm, v South Africa
Monday, September 18 – 2pm, v England; 7.15pm, v India
Tuesday, September 19 – 12.15pm, v Singapore; 5.30pm, v Sri Lanka
Thursday, September 21 – 2pm v Malaysia
Friday, September 22 – 3.30pm, semi-final
Saturday, September 23 – 3pm, grand final

Women
Saturday, September 16 – 5.15pm, v Australia
Sunday, September 17 – 2pm, v South Africa; 7.15pm, v New Zealand
Monday, September 18 – 5.30pm, v England
Tuesday, September 19 – 10.30am, v New Zealand; 3.45pm, v South Africa
Thursday, September 21 – 12.15pm, v Australia
Friday, September 22 – 1.30pm, semi-final
Saturday, September 23 – 1pm, grand final

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6.30pm: Al Maktoum Challenge Round-2 Group 1 (PA) US$75,000 (Dirt) 1,900m

7.05pm: Al Rashidiya Group 2 (TB) $250,000 (Turf) 1,800m

7.40pm: Meydan Cup Listed Handicap (TB) $175,000 (T) 2,810m

8.15pm: Handicap (TB) $175,000 (D) 1,600m

8.50pm: Handicap (TB) $135,000 (T) 1,600m

9.25pm: Al Shindagha Sprint Group 3 (TB) $200,000 (D) 1,200m

10pm: Handicap (TB) $135,000 (T) 2,000m

The National selections:

6.30pm - Ziyadd; 7.05pm - Barney Roy; 7.40pm - Dee Ex Bee; 8.15pm - Dubai Legacy; 8.50pm - Good Fortune; 9.25pm - Drafted; 10pm - Simsir

The Brutalist

Director: Brady Corbet

Stars: Adrien Brody, Felicity Jones, Guy Pearce, Joe Alwyn

Rating: 3.5/5

Petrarch: Everywhere a Wanderer
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England v South Africa schedule:

  • First Test: At Lord's, England won by 219 runs
  • Second Test: July 14-18, Trent Bridge, Nottingham, 2pm
  • Third Test: The Oval, London, July 27-31, 2pm
  • Fourth Test: Old Trafford, Manchester, August 4-8
Teams

Punjabi Legends Owners: Inzamam-ul-Haq and Intizar-ul-Haq; Key player: Misbah-ul-Haq

Pakhtoons Owners: Habib Khan and Tajuddin Khan; Key player: Shahid Afridi

Maratha Arabians Owners: Sohail Khan, Ali Tumbi, Parvez Khan; Key player: Virender Sehwag

Bangla Tigers Owners: Shirajuddin Alam, Yasin Choudhary, Neelesh Bhatnager, Anis and Rizwan Sajan; Key player: TBC

Colombo Lions Owners: Sri Lanka Cricket; Key player: TBC

Kerala Kings Owners: Hussain Adam Ali and Shafi Ul Mulk; Key player: Eoin Morgan

Venue Sharjah Cricket Stadium

Format 10 overs per side, matches last for 90 minutes

Timeline October 25: Around 120 players to be entered into a draft, to be held in Dubai; December 21: Matches start; December 24: Finals

UAE v Ireland

1st ODI, UAE win by 6 wickets

2nd ODI, January 12

3rd ODI, January 14

4th ODI, January 16

Fitness problems in men's tennis

Andy Murray - hip

Novak Djokovic - elbow

Roger Federer - back

Stan Wawrinka - knee

Kei Nishikori - wrist

Marin Cilic - adductor

UAE v IRELAND

All matches start at 10am, and will be played in Abu Dhabi

1st ODI, Friday, January 8

2nd ODI, Sunday, January 10

3rd ODI, Tuesday, January 12

4th ODI, Thursday, January 14

COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Kumulus Water
 
Started: 2021
 
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
 
Based: Tunisia 
 
Sector: Water technology 
 
Number of staff: 22 
 
Investment raised: $4 million 

What is Genes in Space?

Genes in Space is an annual competition first launched by the UAE Space Agency, The National and Boeing in 2015.

It challenges school pupils to design experiments to be conducted in space and it aims to encourage future talent for the UAE’s fledgling space industry. It is the first of its kind in the UAE and, as well as encouraging talent, it also aims to raise interest and awareness among the general population about space exploration. 

SERIES SCHEDULE

First Test, Galle International Stadium
July 26-30
Second Test, Sinhalese Sports Club Ground
August 3-7
Third Test, Pallekele International Cricket Stadium
August 12-16
First ODI, Rangiri Dambulla International Stadium
August 20
Second ODI, Pallekele International Cricket Stadium
August 24
Third ODI, Pallekele International Cricket Stadium
August 27
Fourth ODI, R Premadasa Stadium
August 31
Fifth ODI, R Premadasa Stadium
September 3
T20, R Premadasa Stadium
September 6

A State of Passion

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Stars: Dr Ghassan Abu-Sittah

Rating: 4/5

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UAE rugby in numbers

5 - Year sponsorship deal between Hesco and Jebel Ali Dragons

700 - Dubai Hurricanes had more than 700 playing members last season between their mini and youth, men's and women's teams

Dh600,000 - Dubai Exiles' budget for pitch and court hire next season, for their rugby, netball and cricket teams

Dh1.8m - Dubai Hurricanes' overall budget for next season

Dh2.8m - Dubai Exiles’ overall budget for next season

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The specs: 2019 Infiniti QX50

Price, base: Dh138,000 (estimate)
Engine: 2.0L, turbocharged, in-line four-cylinder
Transmission: Continuously variable transmission
Power: 268hp @ 5,600rpm
Torque: 380Nm @ 4,400rpm
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Titan Sports Academy:

Programmes: Judo, wrestling, kick-boxing, muay thai, taekwondo and various summer camps

Location: Inside Abu Dhabi City Golf Club, Al Mushrif, Abu Dhabi, UAE

Telephone:  971 50 220 0326

 

Results

2pm: Maiden (PA) Dh 40,000 (Dirt) 1,200m, Winner: AF Thayer, Tadhg O’Shea (jockey), Ernst Oertel (trainer).

2.30pm: Maiden (PA) Dh 40,000 (D) 1,200m, Winner: AF Sahwa, Nathan Crosse, Mohamed Ramadan.

3pm: Handicap (PA) Dh 40,000 (D) 1,000m, Winner: AF Thobor, Szczepan Mazur, Ernst Oertel.

3.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh 40,000 (D) 2,000m, Winner: AF Mezmar, Szczepan Mazur, Ernst Oertel.

4pm: Sheikh Hamdan bin Rashid Al Maktoum Cup presented by Longines (TB) Dh 200,000 (D) 1,700m, Winner: Galvanize, Nathan Cross, Doug Watson.

4.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh 40,000 (D) 1,700m, Winner: Ajaj, Bernardo Pinheiro, Mohamed Daggash.

FIGHT CARD

Sara El Bakkali v Anisha Kadka (Lightweight, female)
Mohammed Adil Al Debi v Moaz Abdelgawad (Bantamweight)
Amir Boureslan v Mahmoud Zanouny (Welterweight)
Abrorbek Madaminbekov v Mohammed Al Katheeri (Featherweight)
Ibrahem Bilal v Emad Arafa (Super featherweight)
Ahmed Abdolaziz v Imad Essassi (Middleweight)
Milena Martinou v Ilham Bourakkadi (Bantamweight, female)
Noureddine El Agouti v Mohamed Mardi (Welterweight)
Nabil Ouach v Ymad Atrous (Middleweight)
Nouredin Samir v Zainalabid Dadachev (Lightweight)
Marlon Ribeiro v Mehdi Oubahammou (Welterweight)
Brad Stanton v Mohamed El Boukhari (Super welterweight

The bio

Who inspires you?

I am in awe of the remarkable women in the Arab region, both big and small, pushing boundaries and becoming role models for generations. Emily Nasrallah was a writer, journalist, teacher and women’s rights activist

How do you relax?

Yoga relaxes me and helps me relieve tension, especially now when we’re practically chained to laptops and desks. I enjoy learning more about music and the history of famous music bands and genres.

What is favourite book?

The Perks of Being a Wallflower - I think I've read it more than 7 times

What is your favourite Arabic film?

Hala2 Lawen (Translation: Where Do We Go Now?) by Nadine Labaki

What is favourite English film?

Mamma Mia

Best piece of advice to someone looking for a career at Google?

If you’re interested in a career at Google, deep dive into the different career paths and pinpoint the space you want to join. When you know your space, you’re likely to identify the skills you need to develop.  

 

Key Points
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About Proto21

Date started: May 2018
Founder: Pir Arkam
Based: Dubai
Sector: Additive manufacturing (aka, 3D printing)
Staff: 18
Funding: Invested, supported and partnered by Joseph Group

MATCH INFO

Uefa Champions League semi-finals, first leg
Liverpool v Roma

When: April 24, 10.45pm kick-off (UAE)
Where: Anfield, Liverpool
Live: BeIN Sports HD
Second leg: May 2, Stadio Olimpico, Rome